116 Photos - Oct 4, 2011
Photo: I'm not gonna lie. I wish I was in this photo with Regis and Pee-Wee sooooo bad!Photo: So true...Photo: When I said I wanted Obi Wan to teach me, this wasn't exactly what I was thinking....Photo: I don't know about you, but this is how I keep my spare change.Photo: Cause that's how I ROLLS!Photo: Time to get my exercise on.Photo: This guy is either one of the most awesome getaway drivers ever, or these cops need some additional pursuit training.Photo: If I was in that boat and this shark came jumping out of the water and grabbed a seal, I'd wet myself.Photo: Best wedding photo. Ever.Photo: Awesome shadow! (And I don't think it's photoshopped...)Photo: Set your tripod up. Set your SLR for a 30 second exposure tonight. Move a flashlight around in front of it. Congratulations! You've learned light painting!Photo: Ohhh.... If I had one of these buttons...Photo: Daring photographer scales sky-high buildings to take stomach-churning shots of the Earth below

Russian student Marat Dupri, 19, bought a Canon camera 18 months ago and immediately decided to start taking shots of beautiful views.

He began climbing onto the roofs of houses to capture spectacular views from the air, before deciding to go to even greater heights.

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2036870/Real-life-sky-walker-Marat-Dupris-photos-world-below.htmlPhoto: I don't know about you wussies, but this is how I shave in the morning.Photo: AMAZING! The Ladybower Reservoir overflow in the UK.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ladybower_ReservoirPhoto: Want.

http://www.coroflot.com/public/individual_file.asp?from_url=true&portfolio_id=1896697&individual_id=114866Photo: I'm suddenly in the mood for Vietnamese...Photo: This kid is in training to become AWESOME!Photo: Without question this is the GREATEST CAT PHOTO of all time!

I defy you to find a more awesome photo of a cat anywhere, ever! Go ahead! If you think you find one, my cat here will kick your cat's ass!Photo: The Chumbuddy 2 shark sleeping bag! Available for pre-order for $199. :-)
http://www.patchtogether.com/store/chumbuddy-192.htmlPhoto: I want THAT server!Photo: If you ask me, all ashtrays should look like this one.Photo: The Gentleman's Guide to Amputation. You know. In case you ever need it for reference.Photo: The escape key.Photo: Here's something you won't see every day.Photo: Word's can't adequately express how badly I need this T-shirt. But I can't find it for sale anywhere!!!Photo: Holy Crap! It's a real life Popeye!

Photo from +Ian Horne.  Check out even more at:
http://www.ianhornephotography.com/gallery/street/Photo: Priorities people! Priorities!!!Photo: I sooo want to do / photograph this!!!Photo: Next time I'm at the beach I'm definitely going to give this a try!Photo: Do it! Then share it.Photo: MUST. OWN. !!! I would never "walk" down stairs again.Photo: HURRY!Photo: Nice necklace.Photo: I've got to order some cards like this.Photo: Ok, someone needs to explain to me why ALL stairs don't have shelves built in!!!Photo: From now on +Holly Pozadzides is going to have to get one of these carts at the grocery store, and this is how I'm following her around. Like a BOSS!Photo: 50 floors up? I don't care. This damn window needs to be cleaned!

What do you mean, "get a longer stick"? I can reach just fine if I climb out on the window ledge like this...Photo: Photo: Not a fan of begging.  But this is gonna work...Photo: Happy Father's Day!  Now, why don't you guys go out there and play a little football with your daughters.  It'll be fun!Photo: Wax on. Wax off.Photo: Would you do either of these jobs? (I wouldn't.)Photo: Like a BOSS! (But I wouldn't shake his hand after that.)Photo: I'm bored. I'm sitting in my pool here in Dallas, TX where it is over 100 degrees - but I don't care because the water is 86!  And yes, I have my MacBook Air with me and I'm Google+ing!  What could possibly go wrong?

So while I'm out here, I''m going to keep sharing awesome stuff with you guys, at least as long as everyone keeps playing along...

Here we go.Photo: Last thing you see when you go up against Ali!Photo: I guess I'll have the Gorilla Loco.Photo: Say what you want about those Italians... They know how to build a water slide!Photo: I swear I'm stopping at WalMart on the way home to buy sidewalk chalk!Photo: Photo: +1 for Common Sense.Photo: A bullet through balls of Play Doh.  Awesome!Photo: Can you even imagine this experience?Photo: I need to get me some of these Follow Me flip flops for my upcoming trip to Hawaii!!!

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http://geekbeat.tv/badparking We're almost to 100 backers and 50% funded after 24 hours!!!Photo: All the justification I needed...


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PS:  Don't forget to support my Kickstarter project:
http://geekbeat.tv/badparking We're over 150 backers and 90% funded after 48 hours!!!Photo: You're HIRED! And shit.Photo: #Halloween  is coming up.  Here's what I want you ALL to do!

Get some cheap vampire fangs and mini pumpkins...Photo: Photo: This is important.Photo: Oh, Cheesus Christ!  Everyone needs to get one of these!

http://bitly.com/cheesus-christPhoto: Because lets face it, Bogey was a Badass.Photo: Photo: Like a BOSS!Photo: When something goes wrong today I want you to refer to this handy chart.Photo: Ya mon.Photo: I am your father.Photo: AWESOME: The Scale of EVERYTHING!
Here's a fun website that +Eric Schuetz found which has a simple slider that you drag to show the size of everything from the tiniest particles to the entire universe!

Enjoy and share!

===>      http://htwins.net/scale2/      <===Photo: I only wish I could carve a watermelon this fast...Photo: Well, I guess I'm the most G-D honest M-F'er you're ever going to meet.Photo: A slinky walking on a treadmill.  You know you love it.Photo: Princess Bride FTW.   #FT  Photo: That's my kind of baby changing station!Photo: Photo: CAPTION THIS!Photo: Stephen Hawking's time travel secrets are safe...
#FT  Photo: What would James Bond say to Steve Jobs? Wonder no more...Photo: Oh, you know I have to get some of these ziploc bags...Photo: FREE MONEY!
This is awesome.  If you Shazam any song, you can click a button and get $1.29 credit to use on an Amazon MP3!

Here's the app, and it's one of my favorites:
http://bitly.com/shazam-money

Please re-share, cause everyone likes FREE MONEY.  That is all....

#FT   #Free   #Money   #ItsHowIRoll  Photo: Today's World Cup +Google doodle is awesome! #FT  Photo: That's how I roll.Photo: Well, THAT was unexpected...Photo: Ok, I did not expect THAT! #FT  Photo: Yeah! Fireworks!

#FT  Photo: Nice save bro.

#FT  Photo: We are absolutely NOT at top speed yet, but I'm currently getting 80-90 Mbps Up and Down from my office on WiFi. :-)

Thank you +Kien Tran and +Time Warner Cable!!! #FT  Photo: HOLY CRAP! We're Getting an EPIC FREQUENCY!
There is a brand new company that takes audio recordings and transforms them into BAD ASS works of wall art!!!  They can take any sound clip you want and convert it, or you can choose from some standard ones they have.

Well, they're sending us the biggest sized Epic Frequency of Albert Einstein speaking about E = MC ˆ2 to hang in +The Geek House!

http://epicfrequency.com/store/product/Albert-Einstein-E-Equals-M-C-SquaredPhoto: I'd like to find that man, and buy him a pie!Photo: My lighter. #FT  Photo: I WISH I could paint like this...

#RTPhoto: Some seriously awesome arm tattoos!

#RT  Photo: This kid's reaction to fireworks for the first time made me LOL.

#FT  Photo: True story.Photo: Mel Brooks is awesome!Photo: Oh yeah. I want to do this. How about you?Photo: Holy Crap! This is Awesome!
Seriously, give this a try. It works.  BTW, if you're having a hard time with it, open it in an application with a WHITE background. Then it will really disappear quickly.Photo: Wow, that is an awesome way to pick up a dead body for disposal! What would you use this technique for? :-)Photo: Man, traffic was brutal this morning on the way to the office...Photo: LIVE!!!Photo: It's raining right now in Dallas. Probably looks something like this outside...Photo: Like Steve Thompson's amazing Laser Harp Doctor Who theme!
==> http://geekbeat.tv/drwhothemePhoto: John P.
The "P" stands for PAID!!!Photo: What a MAGNIFICENT Rocking Chair!
Here is an amazing chair design from Thomas Vacek.  Its part of his Haluz collection and I'm absolutely in love with it.  I'm thinking of making my own variant of it just for fun and as an homage to the artist!

See more of it here:
https://www.behance.net/gallery/10334085/HALUZ-(rocking-chair)Photo: This MUST Be The Greatest Halloween Costume EVER!Photo: FINALLY! The PERFECT Holiday Gift!
If you ask me, everyone needs a 9,000,000 volt combination stun baton and 3 Watt LED FLASHLIGHT!   Here's a comment from one of the happy reviewers:

"This is the only one I could find with the spikes at the business end."

You know you want it. Get it here: ==> http://gkbt.co/thebarbarianPhoto: Gotta be one of the best family photos I've ever seen!Photo: They see me rollin'...Photo: Ok, if you need to fold a lot of shirts, just get some cardboard and make a contraption like this! #tips  Photo: Just ordered this sticker for my car for $2 on Amazon. :-)

http://gkbt.co/you-losePhoto: Now that's the way to put up a Christmas tree!Photo: Admit it!

===> I WIN !!! <===Photo: The TRUCKER'S FRIEND!
I have the perfect answer to +Cali Lewis' remote controlled army (https://plus.google.com/+CaliLewis/posts/ec4tZ4412sT) which we KNOW she intends to control the world with...

===>  http://gkbt.co/truck-yeah

It's only $60 on Amazon Prime.  Also works well for zombie invasions, pesky neighbors, and delicate kitchen duty.Photo: For the love of God, someone please tell me why ALL stairs don't have slides built in beside them!Photo: You will never be this happy.Photo: #SCIENCE !Photo: EVERY parking garage should be labeled like this!Photo: The greatest bread EVER!