Facebook app "Bang with Friends" introduces you to people who are interested in hooking up. As you can imagine that app has gone wild--an indication that you struck a nerve.
Thus a LinkedIn version: "Bang with Professionals."
Finally, twist the app just slightly and you have "Bang with Nobody" an app for Google+.
The tag line says it all: “Anonymously find Google+ friends who are down for the night. Your friends will never know you’re interested. Ever."
I guess you can let the late adopters have their fun, because in the end the joke will be on them.