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To be weird and random and hilarious :D
"A man shall not take his father's wife, nor discover his father's skirt (Deut. 22:30)."

This scripture speaks to two distinct things. Firstly, that it is criminal, nay, incestuous, for a man to take his step-mother to wife. Secondly, that if his father is in possession of any skirts, that he may not discover them. In other words, a man shall not take an active search for his father's skirts, nor (if he shall find them by accident) tell anyone about it. 

Here's something I found that I thought people should see. No real purpose to this.

I'm sorry
that I bought you roses
to tell you that I like you

I'm sorry
That I was raised with respect
not to sleep with you when you were drunk

I'm sorry
That my body's not ripped enough
to "satisfy" your wants

I'm sorry
that I open your car door,
and pull out your chair like I was raised

I'm sorry
That I'm not cute enough
to be "your guy"

I'm sorry
That I am actually nice;
not a jerk

I'm sorry
I don't have a huge bank account
to buy you expensive things

I'm sorry
I like to spend quality nights at home
cuddling with you, instead of at a club

I'm sorry
I would rather make love to you then just screw you
like some random guy.

I'm sorry
That I am always the one you need to talk to,
but never good enough to date

I'm sorry
That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car,
but when we went out you went home with another guy

I'm sorry
That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere,
but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend

I'm sorry
If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around

I'm sorry
If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work

I'm sorry
that you can't realize.. I've been the one all along.

I'm sorry
If you read this and know somebody like this
but don't care

But most of all

I'm sorry
For not being sorry anymore

I'm sorry
That you can't accept me for who I am

I'm sorry
I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good
enough to make it in your world.

I'm sorry
I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for...

I'm sorry
That I told you I loved you and actually meant it.

I'm sorry
That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family.

I'm Sorry
That I cared

I'm sorry
that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different


To be hilarious....

this was form Johnny Reighard LOL

"How many bureaucrats does it take to change a light bulb?

2. One to assure the public that every possible avenue is being explored, and a second one to screw the bulb into a faucet."

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runs around the room yelling "raaaaaaaaaandom!!!!"


Yeah, that was my random act of randomness for the hour....

I love the overwhelming numbers of boys vs gals in this comm....
Dem boyz better be good, cuz they're waaaaay outnumbered LOL!

So..... I'm in this comm now..... Does that make me a snitzler? It sounds like a pretzel. 
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