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Ok, im going to speak about this.

DISCLAIMER If your OC (Original Character) has this... i dont really care how anyone feels honestly, why did i put this here?



So i get on shamchat a bit more than most and EVERY FUCKING TIME i do something remotely evil, everyone leaves chat. EVERYONE.
Now, sometimes i see people who are either something like "Sick!" or "Pregnant!" etc. Can fucking die. i fucking hate those people, unless they can RP well. and if you have "You start" in your name,it just annoys the other RPer.


And a CANCER of the OCs i see is "Gem Cannibal". now if done RIGHT it can POSSIBLY help. but what is cancerous is when they just say "Im gonna eat that gem, nom." FUCKING INFURIATES ME. A much better thing to say... NEVERMIND I FORGOT GEMS DONT FUCKING HAVE STOMACHS. SORRY.


Now, for the OP OCs. THEY ARE SHIT.
Alot of people say its too OP (Overpowered) to be able to turn into dust like my OC does. (i believe im the only OC that has this power) its really not. because an oc is DUST doesnt mean its invincible. a few ways to combat this is: Extreme hot/cold. explosives. MAYBE compression. A feather duster. a vacuum. anything that can hold dust. seriously. a cardboard box can defeat dust-powers. if your OC is OP, you'll know when the good RPers say so.



Now for Stupid OCs.
The good RPers will tell you if yours sucks.




Now for stupid RPers.
These REALLY piss me off. look, your OC doesnt need to win. really.
you cant say "But he blocked it" or "But she survived the attack"
OR "no, she didnt die. she live by a FUCKING MIRACLE".





add more in the comments and laugh at the butthurt.
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A new contest is on my community!

No limit to who can enter, but only one can be victorious!
So, i have asked some other people on how to revive a community.

Namely, Narath from https://plus.google.com/u/0/communities/108056968907580147138

And his advice was a contest. if you want into this contest, just say so. It is a dark art contest. (as in pictures, not satanic rituals)

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So, i have asked some other people on how to revive a community.

Namely, Narath from https://plus.google.com/u/0/communities/108056968907580147138

And his advice was a contest. if you want into this contest, just say so. It is a dark art contest. (as in pictures, not satanic rituals)

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Alrrrrright! My last poll got quite a bit of people wanting to hear about my Cat Fingers nightmare, so, here we go!
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I guess this is a fanfic

'The Purr-fect Nightmare...'
I was by myself in the Crystal Temple, just messing about. Suddenly, I heard a meow. I didn't know where it came from, so I looked around. As far as I knew, there were no cats, just Lion. I then looked at my hands, and saw that the pointer finger on my right hand was a small orange Cat head. I gasped as it meowed at me. I pet it, and it purred. "Awww! You're so cute!" I said to it, grinning. It was cute to me, at least. Then, Amethyst had warped back to the Temple, and watched me from the Warp Pad. "Woah dude! Nice Cat!" She said, laughing. I looked over at her, "Oh! Amethyst! You're back already?" I said, questioning her sudden return. "Oh, the mission wasn't really a mission, which kinda blows, since I was craving some action." She replied. My lil Cat Finger mewed softly, and I pet it again. "Oh my gosh I cannot get over how cute you are!" I said to my Cat finger, lightly kissing it's tiny head. "Dude, you should show your Cat finger to Marty!" I snorted, "You mean Sour Cream's Drop Beat Dad? No way!" I said. "Well, then show it to somebody!" Amethyst replied. I nodded, and ran out of the Temple. I ran to Funland, and looked for Mr. Smiley. I had my hand with my Cat finger behind my back when I found him. "Yo! Smiley! Wanna see something cool?" I said, walking up to him. He looked at me, "And what would that be, buddy?" He asked. I pulled my hand out from behind my back, and showed him my Cat finger. "WOAH! How'd you do that?!" He said, shocked. I laughed, "My finger just unexpectedly turned into a cat!" I replied. He pet my cat finger's head. "Well, it's a very cute cat!" He said, grinning like always. "Thank you!" I said, being polite, as always. I skipped away, headed to the Big Donut. I then encountered the Cool Kids, and accidentally tripped over Buck. "Woah Woah WOAH!" I said, faceplanting into the ground. Sour Cream helped me up. "Dude, you alright?" He asked, slightly concerned. I brushed myself off, "I'm okay." I replied. I scraped my knee a bit, but that didn't matter. It checked to see if my Cat finger was okay, and it was, thankfully. Jenny gasped, then squealed. "Omg! A kitty!" She cooed, petting my Cat finger. Buck had to take off his shades to take a double-check of my finger. Sour Cream looked slightly freaked out. "Uhhhh, is that normal?" Buck asked. I shrugged, "I dunno, it just kinda happened." I said. Jenny and I took a selfie together, making sure my Cat finger got the spotlight in the middle. After chatting with the Cool Kids for a little while, I went inside the Big Donut. I greeted Lars and Sadie, and Sadie flipped out when she saw my Cat finger. Lars tried petting it, but it bit him. "Ow! Hey, what's it's problem?!" He snapped. I flinched a bit. "I don't know, maybe you were petting it too hard!" I said. I bought a few donuts, and went back to the Temple to relax. My Cat finger was happy, and so was I. I plopped myself on Steven's bed, and sighed. I fell asleep shortly after, and woke up to find that my entire hand was an orange cat. "Woah! You've certainly grown a bit!" I said, petting it. It purred affectionately. I grinned, sliding out of Steven's bed. I then winced in pain and a white cat head grew out from the side of my stomach. "Wha- Ow! That stings!" I said, a bit panicked. Another cat then grew out from the back of my neck. This cat, although I couldn't see it, was black with small grey speckles. "Ow! Stop it!" I whined, starting to shudder. More cats grew out of my sides, stomach, and back, tearing through my clothing, and then both my hands were cats. Instead of happy meowing, there was angry growls and hissing. I shrieked, terrified of what I was becoming. The feeling of the cats growing out of my body was so painful. Like, imagine large, swollen, painful blisters emerging from every pore of your body, each and every one throbbing at different rates. That's what it felt like to me. It felt like my flesh was going to rip off. I felt my ankles snap as both my feet turned into cats, causing me to stumble. I fell to the floor, writhing in pain as cats grew out of my face, covering my mouth and my left eye. Tears were rolling down my face, and I cried like a baby. I felt like my back was going to snap in half. The Gems had came back just then, and they all gasped. Pearl screeched, running over to me. "ARE YOU OKAY IN THERE?! CAN YOU HEAR ME?! I'LL GET YOU OUT OF THERE!" She said, panicking. Amethyst fainted, and Garnet caught her, just as terrified as Pearl. As Pearl reached out to help me, one of the cats bit her, and she jumped back. I could barely control myself anymore. I grumbled, smashing through the front door, stumbling on all fours into Beach City. The pain was unbearable, I felt like I was going to suffocate. The only vision I had was through my right eye. I crawled to It's a Wash, where Steven and Greg currently were washing Mayor Dewey's Van. I screeched through the angry growls and hisses from the cats all over my body. Steven screamed, running over to me. "Oh my god! What happened to you?!" He said, freaking out. Greg stood frozen in horror. I couldn't speak, as the cats were covering my mouth. Steven ran over to Greg, "Dad! She needs the Super Wash!" He said. Greg shook his head, "Are you crazy?! We might kill her!" He replied. "Just trust me!" Steven said, and Greg sighed. He activated the Super Wash, and I forced myself inside there. The cats screeched in pain as they were covered in warm, soapy water. The brushes brushed them down, and I felt them starting to shrink. Then, the steam came in, and I could no longer see anything. All I could hear was the pained cries of the cats as they slowly started to disappear. Finally, I came out of the wash, no longer with any cats. I sighed in relief as Steven ran over to me. I laughed, getting up. "Phew! That was a close-" I said, then paused, and looked at my finger, which was the original tiny orange cat. I let our a panicked screech, and Steven quickly sprayed it with the hose, making it disappear. I breathed heavily, taking a moment to process the horror I just experienced. "Dear god, I'm never letting myself around cats again!" Then, I woke up....
The End....

(This took a long time to type, holy cats- But I hoped you enjoyed it!)

Why i havent been active.





For the past few months i have been quiet, if not completely fucking silent, i have multiple reasons.


in the beginning, i was taking a 2 week vacation from G+.
but, 3 days into that vacation, i had a stroke. a fucking stroke.
i had been eating such unhealthy foods, not exercising, not even socializing. so i went to Sentara Virginia Beach General Hospital, where i spent 4 days. (not ICU)

My parents, made what could've been a good decision, i don't know if it was or wasn't, but they told me they didn't want me to be online for a long while.

I didnt want to post this because A: it is very personal
And B: people saying that i am lying.

You are entitled to your own opinion, i might take this down if i feel it is too private.

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I don't want this community to die! if there is a community that covers what this one does, tell me, because i haven't seen any competition in the dark SU category!
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Here's My Cat Fingers nightmare fanfic.
Read it, I guess.... 
Alrrrrright! My last poll got quite a bit of people wanting to hear about my Cat Fingers nightmare, so, here we go!
PREPARE FOR CHILLS
I guess this is a fanfic

'The Purr-fect Nightmare...'
I was by myself in the Crystal Temple, just messing about. Suddenly, I heard a meow. I didn't know where it came from, so I looked around. As far as I knew, there were no cats, just Lion. I then looked at my hands, and saw that the pointer finger on my right hand was a small orange Cat head. I gasped as it meowed at me. I pet it, and it purred. "Awww! You're so cute!" I said to it, grinning. It was cute to me, at least. Then, Amethyst had warped back to the Temple, and watched me from the Warp Pad. "Woah dude! Nice Cat!" She said, laughing. I looked over at her, "Oh! Amethyst! You're back already?" I said, questioning her sudden return. "Oh, the mission wasn't really a mission, which kinda blows, since I was craving some action." She replied. My lil Cat Finger mewed softly, and I pet it again. "Oh my gosh I cannot get over how cute you are!" I said to my Cat finger, lightly kissing it's tiny head. "Dude, you should show your Cat finger to Marty!" I snorted, "You mean Sour Cream's Drop Beat Dad? No way!" I said. "Well, then show it to somebody!" Amethyst replied. I nodded, and ran out of the Temple. I ran to Funland, and looked for Mr. Smiley. I had my hand with my Cat finger behind my back when I found him. "Yo! Smiley! Wanna see something cool?" I said, walking up to him. He looked at me, "And what would that be, buddy?" He asked. I pulled my hand out from behind my back, and showed him my Cat finger. "WOAH! How'd you do that?!" He said, shocked. I laughed, "My finger just unexpectedly turned into a cat!" I replied. He pet my cat finger's head. "Well, it's a very cute cat!" He said, grinning like always. "Thank you!" I said, being polite, as always. I skipped away, headed to the Big Donut. I then encountered the Cool Kids, and accidentally tripped over Buck. "Woah Woah WOAH!" I said, faceplanting into the ground. Sour Cream helped me up. "Dude, you alright?" He asked, slightly concerned. I brushed myself off, "I'm okay." I replied. I scraped my knee a bit, but that didn't matter. It checked to see if my Cat finger was okay, and it was, thankfully. Jenny gasped, then squealed. "Omg! A kitty!" She cooed, petting my Cat finger. Buck had to take off his shades to take a double-check of my finger. Sour Cream looked slightly freaked out. "Uhhhh, is that normal?" Buck asked. I shrugged, "I dunno, it just kinda happened." I said. Jenny and I took a selfie together, making sure my Cat finger got the spotlight in the middle. After chatting with the Cool Kids for a little while, I went inside the Big Donut. I greeted Lars and Sadie, and Sadie flipped out when she saw my Cat finger. Lars tried petting it, but it bit him. "Ow! Hey, what's it's problem?!" He snapped. I flinched a bit. "I don't know, maybe you were petting it too hard!" I said. I bought a few donuts, and went back to the Temple to relax. My Cat finger was happy, and so was I. I plopped myself on Steven's bed, and sighed. I fell asleep shortly after, and woke up to find that my entire hand was an orange cat. "Woah! You've certainly grown a bit!" I said, petting it. It purred affectionately. I grinned, sliding out of Steven's bed. I then winced in pain and a white cat head grew out from the side of my stomach. "Wha- Ow! That stings!" I said, a bit panicked. Another cat then grew out from the back of my neck. This cat, although I couldn't see it, was black with small grey speckles. "Ow! Stop it!" I whined, starting to shudder. More cats grew out of my sides, stomach, and back, tearing through my clothing, and then both my hands were cats. Instead of happy meowing, there was angry growls and hissing. I shrieked, terrified of what I was becoming. The feeling of the cats growing out of my body was so painful. Like, imagine large, swollen, painful blisters emerging from every pore of your body, each and every one throbbing at different rates. That's what it felt like to me. It felt like my flesh was going to rip off. I felt my ankles snap as both my feet turned into cats, causing me to stumble. I fell to the floor, writhing in pain as cats grew out of my face, covering my mouth and my left eye. Tears were rolling down my face, and I cried like a baby. I felt like my back was going to snap in half. The Gems had came back just then, and they all gasped. Pearl screeched, running over to me. "ARE YOU OKAY IN THERE?! CAN YOU HEAR ME?! I'LL GET YOU OUT OF THERE!" She said, panicking. Amethyst fainted, and Garnet caught her, just as terrified as Pearl. As Pearl reached out to help me, one of the cats bit her, and she jumped back. I could barely control myself anymore. I grumbled, smashing through the front door, stumbling on all fours into Beach City. The pain was unbearable, I felt like I was going to suffocate. The only vision I had was through my right eye. I crawled to It's a Wash, where Steven and Greg currently were washing Mayor Dewey's Van. I screeched through the angry growls and hisses from the cats all over my body. Steven screamed, running over to me. "Oh my god! What happened to you?!" He said, freaking out. Greg stood frozen in horror. I couldn't speak, as the cats were covering my mouth. Steven ran over to Greg, "Dad! She needs the Super Wash!" He said. Greg shook his head, "Are you crazy?! We might kill her!" He replied. "Just trust me!" Steven said, and Greg sighed. He activated the Super Wash, and I forced myself inside there. The cats screeched in pain as they were covered in warm, soapy water. The brushes brushed them down, and I felt them starting to shrink. Then, the steam came in, and I could no longer see anything. All I could hear was the pained cries of the cats as they slowly started to disappear. Finally, I came out of the wash, no longer with any cats. I sighed in relief as Steven ran over to me. I laughed, getting up. "Phew! That was a close-" I said, then paused, and looked at my finger, which was the original tiny orange cat. I let our a panicked screech, and Steven quickly sprayed it with the hose, making it disappear. I breathed heavily, taking a moment to process the horror I just experienced. "Dear god, I'm never letting myself around cats again!" Then, I woke up....
The End....

(This took a long time to type, holy cats- But I hoped you enjoyed it!)

CHAPTER ONE (WIP)

(feel free to correct this passage, or insult me. either work.)

The loss of all feeling. Being swallowed by a dark void. These are the only way to describe what being shattered is truly like. It is what i felt when my special one was taken from me as she was fused to me. I could, and sometimes still can, hear her trying to piece herself back together.

Her name was Paraiba Tourmaline. She was the light of my life, as you say. She was my little flower, amongst the rot and filth of homeworld life. I do not wish to delve into her demise, as i have not for eons. But i will say, there was a certain diamond involved.
(add paragraphs to this chapter, me)

CHAPTER TWO - "Home"world

Homeworld is not a home. it is a terrible nest of tubes and incubators. the only luxuries gems get there is sweet release.
Unless your a diamond, of course. We diamonds were worshipped as gods. we were above all else back then. that is when i met Parabia. She was an engineer, much like the peridot stranded here on earth. (but less snarky and not a smart ass) She was assigned to incubation duties on the generation 106 pearls. she had asked me about one chamber that was empty and cracked, even opened. but all i could think about is her beauty. (add paragraphs, me)
END OF CURRENT PROGRESS

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Heeey I'm new here in the community but I LOVE STEVEN UNIVERSE X3 
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Im going to write a full book on my character Black Diamond.

I will post chapters here, if you want to give me any ideas, put em here.
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