New Jokes Of 2016
NED=What did the teacher think of your idea?
TED=She took it like a lamb.
NED=What did she say?
TED="BAA!" Like A goat
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Why Couldn't the flower go to school on its bike?
ANS-Because The Pedals Were Broken.
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Teacher=Do you know"London Bridge Is Falling Down"?
Student=No, But I Hope no one gets hurt.
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Is Your Teacher Strict?
ANS=I Don't Know. I am too scared to ask.
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Teacher=Will you stop passing notes?
Pupil=We're Not Passing Notes, We're Playing Cards.
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What Happens When A lion goes to school
ANS=Enrollment Drops
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Teacher=Haven't you finished cleaning the blackboard yet?
Student=Not Yet. The more I clean, The Blacker It Gets.

Happy New Year To All

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today "s joke for the day is
A new patient was quite upset when the doctor’s nurse led him to a small, curtained cubicle and told him to undress. "But I only want the doctor to look at an ingrown toenail!" he protested. "Our rule is that everyone must undress," replied the blond nurse. "That’s a stupid rule," grumbled the patient, "making me undress just to look at my toe." "That’s nothing," growled a voice from the next cubicle. "I just came to fix the phones!"
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