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crystalizedFire began pestering waffleKing, tothearkMasky and jennaKilljoy
( +GaMzEe MaKaRa +Masky +Jenna Killjoy)
CF: Wə havənt ta7kəd 7atə7y.
CF: I was chəcking on you a77.
CF: ^-^

( +Masky +Jenna Killjoy +GaMzEe MaKaRa)
crystalizedFire began pestering tothearkMasky, jennaKilljoy, and waffleKing
CF: Arə any of you thərə?
CF: He77o? 

[TT (Me)started pestering MTP(+Mette The Proxy)
(TM: +Masky  / MM: +Madie Massey / JK: +Jenna Killjoy)
(EB: John Egbert / TG: Dave Strider / TC: Gamzee Makara / TA: Sollux Captor / PCA: Eridan Ampora)






TT: HEY 
TT:HEY
TT: HEY
TT: HEEEEEEEY
TT: >A< ANSWER YOUR PESTER!!!!!!!!
MTP:Hi
MTP:Sorry Dude
MTP:I was busy ^^"
TT: OWO HAI
TT: Wellllll........wanna play sburb...
TT: and did you get my packet? 
MTP: Nah I didn't Get it 
MTP:Well 
MTP:Maybe we can play later
TT:  TAT maaan....
TT: well.....should I get John öwö
 MTP:Uhhhh
MTP:Okay get Egderp....
TT: XD
TT pesters EB
EB: uuuhm....hey...I guess......
EB: What's up
MTP:Hey Egderp
MTP:You Seen Dave?
EB: uhm...no....
EB: wait.....did you just called me EgDERP.....
EB: Not funny......
TT: it's funny XDDD
EB blocked TT
EB: now...THAT'S funny
EB: fucktard.....
MTP:Dave told me to call you Egderp ._.
MTP:Why did you block Toby?
MTP:Did you Get my packet?
EB: Yeah.....I did get your packet....
EB: I blocked him because he's a fucking fucktard
TC: mOtHeRfuCKiNg MiRaClEs
EB: GAMZEE....
EB: HOW THE FUCK DO YOU EVEN GET ON HERE?!
TC: i DuNnO hOnK XoD
EB: GTFO
EB banned TC out of the pesterlog
EB: he's a fucktard as well.....
EB: and Dave....I'll pester him about that....
EB pesters Dave 
MTP:Hey! Get GamGam back! 
MTP:He didn't do anything!
MTP: Ugh now I know why he calls you Egderp
EB: STAPH!
EB: I thought Dave.....called me like that...
EB: He should be here in a minute....
EB: .....
TG: Yo
MTP:Hey Dave~
MTP:Egderp stfu!
EB: stfu yourself
TG: Uhm....
TG: What the fuck is going on.......
MTP:Egderp banned Toby and Gamzee without a good reason!
TG: Heh
TG: Egderp....
TG: LOL
EB: - _ -
TG: Hey Egderp........get Toby back here.....
EB: nope....
TG: GET HIM BACK HERE!
TG: he's almost as cool as me....
EB: .....I'm cooler then you......
TG: You're not....I'll tell you how to be cool....
EB: How.....
TG: You have to.....
TG: ......................................
EB: ?????
TG: ....
TG: ....be Dave Strider
MTP: That hit you right in the face Egderp :P
MTP:And now get Toby back!
MTP: And Dave 
MTP:You're cool when
MTP:.........you are....
MTP:A strider~
TG: B)
EB: fine.....
TT is now unblocked
TC can now pester in this log again
TT: ;^;
MTP: Striders are born to be cool~
MTP:Welcome back Toby
TT: hai ;^;
TC: i HaTe yOu EgDeRp
EB leaved the pesterlog
TG: oh no....
TG: Not gamzee.......
MTP:And then Egderp leaves....
MTP:Hey Gamz!
TC: hEy MoThErFUckEr hOnK :o)
TT: HAI OWO
TG: I'm out...
MTP:Wait!
MTP:.....
MTP:I mean
MTP:..........
MTP:Why do you want to leave ?
TG: Gamzee is a loser....
TC: u JuSt mAd cUz iM cOoLeR tHeN u Bo)
MTP:Gamz....
MTP:Nobody is cooler then a strider....
MTP:Not even Sol...
TC: ......
TC: iLl gO gEt SoMe FaYgO
TC: bYe mOtHeRfuCKeRs :o|
TC leaved the pesterlog
TG: at second thought.....
TG: I'll stay.....
TT: YAY
MTP:Cool Bro
MTP:So...
MTP:What are we going to do now?
TT: I wanna play sburb....
TG: .....I dunno.....I guess I'll drink some apple juice while chilling with u guys....
TG: yep....
TT: Should I get Rose?
TG: man.....how many fucking Chums do you have.....
TT: over 300...why?
TG: .....
TG: never mind.....
MTP:Wtf Toby...
MTP:Wait....
MTP:Do you have Sol?!
TT: Yep.... owo
TG: ...
MTP:Get him here....
MTP:NOW!
MTP:And Eri,too
TT: kay kay
TT pesters PCA and TA
TA:Hey
PCA:Wwell Hello Landwwellers
MTP:Hey Sol,Hey Eri
TT: ^^
TG: On third though...
TG: bye.....
TT: NOOOO DX
TG leaved the pesterlog
TT: ;^;
TA:What ii2 wrong wiith 2trider?
MTP:Idk 
TT: I guess he just don't like trolls .-.
TC joined the pesterlog 
TC: sUp mOtHeRfuCKeRs :o)
PCA:Ugh Not another landdwweller!
TA:Why ii2 fiishdiick here?!
MTP:Sol let Eri be here
PCA:Wwell Hello Sollux
TA:Fuck off fiishdiick!
TT: Guys Guys....
TT: Keep Calm and eat waffles....
TC: wOw.....tHaT wAs FuCkInG LaMe ToBy....
MTP:Toby ya know they are Kissmesis,they have to fight
TA:Touch my Mate2priit and you are dead fii2hdiick!
PCA:I am her Morail! I can visit her wwhenevver I wwant to!
MTP:Why do they fight about me now? ._.
TT: I have nooooo idea....
TC:      :o|
JK joined the pesterlog
JK: SUP MOTHERFUCKAS xP
TC: wHo ThE fUcK aRe yOu
TT: It's JK ^^
TT: ha....JK....
TT: Just-Joking
TC: .....tObY yOu'Re FuCkInG lAmE
CF joined the pesterlog
CF: He77o. 
TT: oh HAI :D
CF: Where is Masky?
JK: ..... Yeah that was pretty lame Toby
JK: HAI X3
TT: ;^;
TT: I'll pester him....
TT pesters TM 
CF: He77o Jenna. 
CF: Thanks Toby.
TT: Np ;^;
TC: wHaT tHe ShItTiNg FuCk JuSt HaPpEnEd....
(TT pesters TM)
TT: HEY MASKY 
TT: HEY +Masky 
TT: HEY MASKY
TT: HEY MASKY 
TT: HEY TIMOTHY
TM: Hmm?
CF: Oh h377o Masky!
TM: I s33 you two had a blast whil3 I was gon3.
TT: YVP
JK: Hi Masky!! :D
EB joined the pesterlog
EB: I FOUND A FLASHLIGHT!!!!!
TM: I'm l3aving.
TM I want no busin3ss with this so call3d, 'gam3'.
TM ceased pestering
CF: Oh wə rəally nəəd to start that gamə....
TT: DVmmit MVsky.....
EB: I don't care.....
EB: just fucking help me....
JK: 4w... M4sky come 64ck ;c
TT: MVSKY DX
TC: ....wTf WaS gOiNg oN wHiLe I tOoK a PiSs... :o|
TT: nothing.....
CF: Wə must p7ay Masky. Thərə is no othər option.
JK: NothIng 4t 4ll...
TM: Oth3r option?
TM: W3ll, this is a pr3dicam3nt.
TM: I gu3ss I shall play.
CF: Wə sha77 start
CF: So what I gathər
CF: Is that wə nəəd to bui7d up to thəsə diffərənt 7əvə7s and pass through thəm from our housəs.


To Be Continued

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EB: hey karkat! word from gamzee says that you've temporarily mellowed up a bit.
EB: so i've taken the liberty of talking to you!
CG: ...?
CG: OH. JOHN...
EB: yeah, it's me! who else?
CG: YEAH, SORRY...
CG: I'M JUST A BIT SLEEPY.
EB: oh, i get it. so your mellow because you haven't really gotten much sleep.
EB: and your tired because of it.
CG: HUH...? NO.
CG: IT'S ACTUALLY THE OPPOSITE. 
EB: really?? 
CG: YES. I HAVE RECENTLY INDULGED IN THE DEEPEST SLEEP I HAVE EVER HAD, CONSISTING OF SIX BLISSFUL AND RELAXING HOURS OF SWEET, DEEP DREAMS OF HAPPINESS, WHERE NO NIGHTMARES COME TO HAUNT ME. IT'S THE BEST EXPERIENCE, EGBERT, YOU HAVE TO TRY IT. 
EB: i only have one question...
EB: who in ALL of alternia could be able to soothe you into such a hypnotic slumber with dreams that left you in this dreamy haze??
CG: WHO?
CG: WELL, HER NAME IS HIGANA YOUKAO.
CG: YOU'VE NEVER HEARD OF HER?
EB: no, not until now...
CG: WELL, SHE'S A BIT OF A HEALER.
CG: SHE HAS THIS ACCENT...I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT IS BUT HER L'S KINDA SOUND LIKE R.
EB: oh, she's japanese. 
CG: OH, OKAY. ANYWAYS.
CG: SHE'S KIND, GENTLE AND LITTLE BIT SLY. BUT MOSTLY NICE AND GENTLE. BUT SHE HAS THIS...WONDERFUL ABILITY. SHE CAN UNLEASH A HYPNOTIC RELEASE ONTO A TENSE MIND, HEALING SADNESS AND INSOMNIA ONE MIGHT HAVE AND INDUCE SUCH DEEP SLEEP THAT ONCE YOU WOKE UP YOU'D WANT TO DO IT AGAIN.
EB: oh, so she's a hypnotherapist with a psychic ability. 
CG: ESSENTIALLY. 
CG: HER HYPNOSIS HAS LEFT AROUND ME A SOOTHING AURA OF EXCESS, CONSTANTLY SINKING IN AND CONTINUING TO RELAX ME. 
CG: SO I'M A LITTLE NARCOLEPTIC. PARDON ME IF I FALL ASLEEP ON YOU.
CG: I HAVE A BLANKET JUST IN CASE. HIGANA WAS NICE ENOUGH TO WARM IT FOR ME. 
EB: wow, she sound like a really cool lady! i gotta meet her some time.
CG: SPEAKING OF SLEEPING...MY EYES ARE STARTING TO FEEL HEAVY...
EB: really? already?
EB: but we're not even ten minutes into our conversation!
CG: YEAH, BUT I TOLD YOU I WAS NARCOLEPTIC. IT HAPPENS A LOT TO EVERYONE ELSE. 
CG: THIS BLANKET...IT'S JUST SO WARM...
EB: welp, down comes karkat bridge. wait for it...
CG: E9 EO3306LLL
CG: TYYGTYYYGTYYG
EB: timber. 
EB: annnnnd he's conked.
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(TT: Me / MM: +Madie Massey / TM: +Masky /TC: Gamzee /TG: Dave/ EB: John)










MM began pestering TM and TT
MM: hey!
TT: Masky....
TT: Masky....
TT: MASKY...
TT: MASKY!!!
MM: what's up, toby?
TM: What in the ever living FUCK do you want.
MM: maybe we should calm down and forget about the last conversation....
TT: I just wanted to say.....
TT: I'm sorry... ._.
TM: Wait a god damn minute, I BLOCKED YOU!!! HOW DID YOU GET UNBLOCKED?!?!?!?!
MM: uh oh....
TT: LE MAGIC
TM blocked TT and MM
TT and MM are now unblocked
TM: WTF!?!?!?!?!?!?!
TT: :T
MM: i didn't do anything though.... i guess maybe your pesterchum is messed up?
TM: damn laptop..
TM: does anyone know where I can purchase a nuke?
TT: I'll ask John.... wait a sec...I'll pester him
TT pesters John
MM: um... no?
TM: STOP PESTERING JOHN.
MM: yeah, just don't pester him....
EB: ....didn't Masky block us...?
TT: Yeah.....
EB: Then why the fuck can I pester with you guys....
TT: I dunno.... :D
MM: ....le magic?
TT: HEY THAT'S MY LINE D:<
EB: facepalm
TM: Toby, leave John alone. 
TM: He's gaying the place up.
MM: ugh, whatever. but you guys both used my word!
EB blocked TM
TM is now unblocked!
EB: Uhm...dafuq....
MM: omg masky. XD
MM: something is screwed up with pesterchum...
TM: Heh, fucktard. Pesterchum is being a bitch, so I can call you gay whenever I want to.
TM: Except when I'm sleeping.
TM: I can not then.
MM: it keeps pulling up...
MM: this picture of a cake from the batterwitch I think.
TT: <w< eyep
EB: yep....
EB: Toby....what's with that face....
TT: <w< I dunno....
TC: sUp mOtHeRfuCKeRs
EB: Oh no...
TM: Gamzee. Why are you even here.
TM: Fucking Pesterchum.
MM: what is that face toby?
MM: pesterchum keeps putting all of these ads.
MM: for betty crocker stuff.
TT: Heh...heheheh....
EB: ...Toby...STAPH.
TC: .....wHaT's gOiNg oN
EB: Non
EB: Of
EB: Your
TT: WAFFLES :D
EB: STFU TOBY!!!!
MM: OMG MY PESTERCHUM KEEPS GL17CH1NG OUT!!!
TM: FACEPALM X2 COMBO! TOBY STOP FUCKING PESTERING JOHN.
TM: GAMZEE GO GET SOME FAYGO.
TC: cOoL :oD
TT: Heheheh....
EB: Toby...what have you done......
TT: Nothing ô3ô
MM: gamzee why are you here? :|
TM: Just let him join the fun..
TC: I dUnNo tObY pAsTeReD mE :o|
TT: I DID NOT!
TC: yEs yOu dId >:o|
TT: fuck....
MM: "fun"
TM: I DONT FUCKING KNOW ANYMORE JEGUS MAN.
TT: SORRY!!!
TC: wElL....bYe mOtHeRfuCKeRs hOnK :o)
TT: bye...
MM: oh jegus, there's a ton of ads on my screen and I can barely type!!! what's going on with pesterchum? 
EB: .....what did I miss....
TT: WHy are you asking that.....
EB: ....you're right....
TM: WHAT NOW.
TT: IDK DX
MM: do you guys have crockercorp ads on your screen?
MM: masky do you have ads on your screen?
TM: I'm getting random phone calls.. Does that count..? :I
MM: from who?
TT: No...
EB: Nope....
TG: No...
EB: WTF?!??!
TG: YO...
MM: stupid batterwitch!
TM: A number.
TG: what the fuck is going on......
TT: Hey Dave!
TG:......hi...Toby
TG: NEVER~
TT: .........
EB: I AGREE WITH MASKY
TT: Ew....
EB: What......
TT: You agree with MASKY?
EB: Oh.....
EB: Ew...nope.....
TM: Guys seriously.
TM: AGREEING.
TM: AGREEING ISNT GAY.
EB: ....... I AGREE WITH MASKY
TT: ....what....that not being gay thingy....or that Dave should leave...
EB: .....both....
TG: .....I want Apple Juice...
EB: I pissed in yer apple juice....
TG: Dude....that won't work a second time...
TM: OKAY DAVE GTFO.
TM: JOHN IGNORE PESTERCHUM.
TM: DONT DRINK THE APPLE JUICE.
EB: .....BYE
TG: Bye....
TG:......°°° I HATE YOU EGBERT!!!!!
EB: I can still read it you fucktard....
TG: I DON'T GIVE A SHIT
TT: o-o
TM: JOHN IGNORE IT!!!!
EB: I'M TRYING DAMMIT!
EB: .....fucking boredom.....
MM: hey guys, i'm back.
TT: HAI OWO
MM: hello.
MM: the ads are finally gone.
TM: OH THANK GOD YOURE BACK.
TM: JOHN JUST DO SOMETHING ELSE.
TM: GO OUTSIDE.
TT: Really?
TT: ....cuz.....I'm getting notifications about waffles.....
EB: ....don't you think...that's normal....
TT: <.< NO
MM: what happened? 
MM: toby that probably is normal....
TM: MANY THINGS.
TM: Oh wait. Be right back, I'm getting a call from someone.
TC: mOtHeRfuCKiNg mIrAcLeS
EB: GO AWAY GAMZEE!



MM: okay.
MM: just make sure it isn't the batterwitch! 
TT: I'll go get some waffles.....
MM: i guess i'm alone then...
EB: Nope...you're not...
TM: Fucking advertisers. 
TM: IM NOT A WOMAN SO STOP ASKING ME  TAMPONS AND SHIT

[+Mette The Proxy]
TT: HEY 
TT:HEY
TT: HEY
TT: HEEEEEEEY
TT: >A< ANSWER YOUR PESTER!!!!!!!!

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Roleplay in Pesterchum style!
hOnK :o) 
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Name: Ceri Massey
Human
Chumhandle: crystalizedFire
Typing quirks: Even though she is human she replaces her L's with 7's and she replaces her e's with ə
:3 if you need more info just ask me about her

(CF BEGAN PESTERING TM AND CG)
CF: Hə77o?
CG: HELLO
TM: HUH.
CF: How has əvəryonə bəən doing?
CG: GOOD
CF: Nicə to həar you arə at 7əast fəə7ing good.
EB JOINED THE PESTERLOG
EB: hey what's up
CG: HEY JOHN
CF: Am I thə on7y onə surprisəd and maybə a 7itt7ə worriəd that Karkat is acting so nicə to John?
CG: I'M A BIT SLEEPY....THAT'S WHY.....
EB: alright.....wait....
EB: why are you sleepy....
CF: It is nighttimə anyways...
CG: WHAT.....
EB: huh?
CF: What?
CG: WHAT WHAT......
EB: huuuuuuuuh??????
TM: what..
CF: It is night whərə I am. It may not be for you
TM: Its night here.
CG: OOOOOH.......
CG: OH...AND JUST ONE THING....
CG: MY EYES ARE FEELING HEAVY...
CG: SO DON'T MIND ME WHEN I FALL ASLEEP
EB: what?already?
CG: YEAH....
TM: wait I'm confus3d...
EB: why......
CB: HBODUZW
CB: WP ÜUBEBI
EB: aaaaand he fell asleep.....
TM: virtual facepalm
EB: ....
EB: whatever.....
TM: Is it only us two or...
EB: I guess....yes.....
EB: karkat fell asleep....so.....
TG joined the pesterlog
EB: never mind.....
TG: Yo
TM: SIGH Hi Dav3...
TG: hey masky....
EB: ........
TG: Hi egderp
EB: I'LL KILL YOU
TM: Pfft.
TM: 3gD3rp?
TM: What kind of nam3 is that?! XD
EB: my name is EgBERT!!
TG: I don't care
EB: YOU SHOULD CARE CAUSE I'LL MURDER YOU IN YOUR FUCKING SLEEP, DAVE STRIPPER
TG: YOU'RE DEAD MEAT
TM: DAV3 STRIPP3R?!?!?!?!
TM: OH MY LORD.
TM: I AM LAUGHING TOO HARD RIGHT NOW.
EB: XD
TG leaved the pesterlog
EB: HAHAA XDDD
TM: OH NO NOT DAV3 STRIPP3R!!!!
TM: PFFFFFFT.
TM: H3 WAS MY ONLY 'FRI3ND' ON H3R3! 
TM: D:
EB: 'Friend'
TM: y3ah I li3d about that.
TM: I don't hav3 fri3nds on h3r3. 
TM: :D
EB: what about toby.....or karkat.....or gamzee....or me
EB: :|
TM: First of all, you ar3nt my fri3nd.
TM: You hat3 m3.
TM: Toby is a annoying pi3c3 of shit.
TM: Gamz33, I don't 3v3n talk to him.
TM: Karkat do3snt talk to m3.
TM: Madi3 r3ally is my only fri3nd on h3r3.
TM: scratch Toby.. Mayb3...
EB: :| ....
EB: wellll...whatever..........
CG: HWpbwdZB
EB: the fuck......
EB: ......
EB: he should go to bed......
TM: H3 still has his h3ad on that comput3r?
TM: Damn.
TM: Fucking lazy ass.
EB: yeah...
TM: .... So.... 
TM: ..... Y3ah....
TM: This is awkward...
TM leaved the pesterlog 
EB: ...fucktard.....
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