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crystalizedFire began pestering waffleKing, tothearkMasky and jennaKilljoy
( +GaMzEe MaKaRa +Masky +Jenna Killjoy)
CF: Wə havənt ta7kəd 7atə7y.
CF: I was chəcking on you a77.
CF: ^-^

( +Masky +Jenna Killjoy +GaMzEe MaKaRa)
crystalizedFire began pestering tothearkMasky, jennaKilljoy, and waffleKing
CF: Arə any of you thərə?
CF: He77o?

(( +Jenna Killjoy, +Masky))
((This is more of a private post, so if you aren't these people, please don't join in unless you're tagged))
crystalizedFire began pestering jennaKilljoy and tothearkMasky
CF: Arə you guys thərə?

(TT: Me / MM: +Madie Massey / TM: +Masky /TC: Gamzee /TG: Dave/ EB: John)










MM began pestering TM and TT
MM: hey!
TT: Masky....
TT: Masky....
TT: MASKY...
TT: MASKY!!!
MM: what's up, toby?
TM: What in the ever living FUCK do you want.
MM: maybe we should calm down and forget about the last conversation....
TT: I just wanted to say.....
TT: I'm sorry... ._.
TM: Wait a god damn minute, I BLOCKED YOU!!! HOW DID YOU GET UNBLOCKED?!?!?!?!
MM: uh oh....
TT: LE MAGIC
TM blocked TT and MM
TT and MM are now unblocked
TM: WTF!?!?!?!?!?!?!
TT: :T
MM: i didn't do anything though.... i guess maybe your pesterchum is messed up?
TM: damn laptop..
TM: does anyone know where I can purchase a nuke?
TT: I'll ask John.... wait a sec...I'll pester him
TT pesters John
MM: um... no?
TM: STOP PESTERING JOHN.
MM: yeah, just don't pester him....
EB: ....didn't Masky block us...?
TT: Yeah.....
EB: Then why the fuck can I pester with you guys....
TT: I dunno.... :D
MM: ....le magic?
TT: HEY THAT'S MY LINE D:<
EB: facepalm
TM: Toby, leave John alone. 
TM: He's gaying the place up.
MM: ugh, whatever. but you guys both used my word!
EB blocked TM
TM is now unblocked!
EB: Uhm...dafuq....
MM: omg masky. XD
MM: something is screwed up with pesterchum...
TM: Heh, fucktard. Pesterchum is being a bitch, so I can call you gay whenever I want to.
TM: Except when I'm sleeping.
TM: I can not then.
MM: it keeps pulling up...
MM: this picture of a cake from the batterwitch I think.
TT: <w< eyep
EB: yep....
EB: Toby....what's with that face....
TT: <w< I dunno....
TC: sUp mOtHeRfuCKeRs
EB: Oh no...
TM: Gamzee. Why are you even here.
TM: Fucking Pesterchum.
MM: what is that face toby?
MM: pesterchum keeps putting all of these ads.
MM: for betty crocker stuff.
TT: Heh...heheheh....
EB: ...Toby...STAPH.
TC: .....wHaT's gOiNg oN
EB: Non
EB: Of
EB: Your
TT: WAFFLES :D
EB: STFU TOBY!!!!
MM: OMG MY PESTERCHUM KEEPS GL17CH1NG OUT!!!
TM: FACEPALM X2 COMBO! TOBY STOP FUCKING PESTERING JOHN.
TM: GAMZEE GO GET SOME FAYGO.
TC: cOoL :oD
TT: Heheheh....
EB: Toby...what have you done......
TT: Nothing ô3ô
MM: gamzee why are you here? :|
TM: Just let him join the fun..
TC: I dUnNo tObY pAsTeReD mE :o|
TT: I DID NOT!
TC: yEs yOu dId >:o|
TT: fuck....
MM: "fun"
TM: I DONT FUCKING KNOW ANYMORE JEGUS MAN.
TT: SORRY!!!
TC: wElL....bYe mOtHeRfuCKeRs hOnK :o)
TT: bye...
MM: oh jegus, there's a ton of ads on my screen and I can barely type!!! what's going on with pesterchum? 
EB: .....what did I miss....
TT: WHy are you asking that.....
EB: ....you're right....
TM: WHAT NOW.
TT: IDK DX
MM: do you guys have crockercorp ads on your screen?
MM: masky do you have ads on your screen?
TM: I'm getting random phone calls.. Does that count..? :I
MM: from who?
TT: No...
EB: Nope....
TG: No...
EB: WTF?!??!
TG: YO...
MM: stupid batterwitch!
TM: A number.
TG: what the fuck is going on......
TT: Hey Dave!
TG:......hi...Toby
TG: NEVER~
TT: .........
EB: I AGREE WITH MASKY
TT: Ew....
EB: What......
TT: You agree with MASKY?
EB: Oh.....
EB: Ew...nope.....
TM: Guys seriously.
TM: AGREEING.
TM: AGREEING ISNT GAY.
EB: ....... I AGREE WITH MASKY
TT: ....what....that not being gay thingy....or that Dave should leave...
EB: .....both....
TG: .....I want Apple Juice...
EB: I pissed in yer apple juice....
TG: Dude....that won't work a second time...
TM: OKAY DAVE GTFO.
TM: JOHN IGNORE PESTERCHUM.
TM: DONT DRINK THE APPLE JUICE.
EB: .....BYE
TG: Bye....
TG:......°°° I HATE YOU EGBERT!!!!!
EB: I can still read it you fucktard....
TG: I DON'T GIVE A SHIT
TT: o-o
TM: JOHN IGNORE IT!!!!
EB: I'M TRYING DAMMIT!
EB: .....fucking boredom.....
MM: hey guys, i'm back.
TT: HAI OWO
MM: hello.
MM: the ads are finally gone.
TM: OH THANK GOD YOURE BACK.
TM: JOHN JUST DO SOMETHING ELSE.
TM: GO OUTSIDE.
TT: Really?
TT: ....cuz.....I'm getting notifications about waffles.....
EB: ....don't you think...that's normal....
TT: <.< NO
MM: what happened? 
MM: toby that probably is normal....
TM: MANY THINGS.
TM: Oh wait. Be right back, I'm getting a call from someone.
TC: mOtHeRfuCKiNg mIrAcLeS
EB: GO AWAY GAMZEE!



MM: okay.
MM: just make sure it isn't the batterwitch! 
TT: I'll go get some waffles.....
MM: i guess i'm alone then...
EB: Nope...you're not...
TM: Fucking advertisers. 
TM: IM NOT A WOMAN SO STOP ASKING ME  TAMPONS AND SHIT

[+Mette The Proxy]
TT: HEY 
TT:HEY
TT: HEY
TT: HEEEEEEEY
TT: >A< ANSWER YOUR PESTER!!!!!!!!

[TT (Me)started pestering MTP(+Mette The Proxy)
(TM: +Masky  / MM: +Madie Massey / JK: +Jenna Killjoy)
(EB: John Egbert / TG: Dave Strider / TC: Gamzee Makara / TA: Sollux Captor / PCA: Eridan Ampora)






TT: HEY 
TT:HEY
TT: HEY
TT: HEEEEEEEY
TT: >A< ANSWER YOUR PESTER!!!!!!!!
MTP:Hi
MTP:Sorry Dude
MTP:I was busy ^^"
TT: OWO HAI
TT: Wellllll........wanna play sburb...
TT: and did you get my packet? 
MTP: Nah I didn't Get it 
MTP:Well 
MTP:Maybe we can play later
TT:  TAT maaan....
TT: well.....should I get John öwö
 MTP:Uhhhh
MTP:Okay get Egderp....
TT: XD
TT pesters EB
EB: uuuhm....hey...I guess......
EB: What's up
MTP:Hey Egderp
MTP:You Seen Dave?
EB: uhm...no....
EB: wait.....did you just called me EgDERP.....
EB: Not funny......
TT: it's funny XDDD
EB blocked TT
EB: now...THAT'S funny
EB: fucktard.....
MTP:Dave told me to call you Egderp ._.
MTP:Why did you block Toby?
MTP:Did you Get my packet?
EB: Yeah.....I did get your packet....
EB: I blocked him because he's a fucking fucktard
TC: mOtHeRfuCKiNg MiRaClEs
EB: GAMZEE....
EB: HOW THE FUCK DO YOU EVEN GET ON HERE?!
TC: i DuNnO hOnK XoD
EB: GTFO
EB banned TC out of the pesterlog
EB: he's a fucktard as well.....
EB: and Dave....I'll pester him about that....
EB pesters Dave 
MTP:Hey! Get GamGam back! 
MTP:He didn't do anything!
MTP: Ugh now I know why he calls you Egderp
EB: STAPH!
EB: I thought Dave.....called me like that...
EB: He should be here in a minute....
EB: .....
TG: Yo
MTP:Hey Dave~
MTP:Egderp stfu!
EB: stfu yourself
TG: Uhm....
TG: What the fuck is going on.......
MTP:Egderp banned Toby and Gamzee without a good reason!
TG: Heh
TG: Egderp....
TG: LOL
EB: - _ -
TG: Hey Egderp........get Toby back here.....
EB: nope....
TG: GET HIM BACK HERE!
TG: he's almost as cool as me....
EB: .....I'm cooler then you......
TG: You're not....I'll tell you how to be cool....
EB: How.....
TG: You have to.....
TG: ......................................
EB: ?????
TG: ....
TG: ....be Dave Strider
MTP: That hit you right in the face Egderp :P
MTP:And now get Toby back!
MTP: And Dave 
MTP:You're cool when
MTP:.........you are....
MTP:A strider~
TG: B)
EB: fine.....
TT is now unblocked
TC can now pester in this log again
TT: ;^;
MTP: Striders are born to be cool~
MTP:Welcome back Toby
TT: hai ;^;
TC: i HaTe yOu EgDeRp
EB leaved the pesterlog
TG: oh no....
TG: Not gamzee.......
MTP:And then Egderp leaves....
MTP:Hey Gamz!
TC: hEy MoThErFUckEr hOnK :o)
TT: HAI OWO
TG: I'm out...
MTP:Wait!
MTP:.....
MTP:I mean
MTP:..........
MTP:Why do you want to leave ?
TG: Gamzee is a loser....
TC: u JuSt mAd cUz iM cOoLeR tHeN u Bo)
MTP:Gamz....
MTP:Nobody is cooler then a strider....
MTP:Not even Sol...
TC: ......
TC: iLl gO gEt SoMe FaYgO
TC: bYe mOtHeRfuCKeRs :o|
TC leaved the pesterlog
TG: at second thought.....
TG: I'll stay.....
TT: YAY
MTP:Cool Bro
MTP:So...
MTP:What are we going to do now?
TT: I wanna play sburb....
TG: .....I dunno.....I guess I'll drink some apple juice while chilling with u guys....
TG: yep....
TT: Should I get Rose?
TG: man.....how many fucking Chums do you have.....
TT: over 300...why?
TG: .....
TG: never mind.....
MTP:Wtf Toby...
MTP:Wait....
MTP:Do you have Sol?!
TT: Yep.... owo
TG: ...
MTP:Get him here....
MTP:NOW!
MTP:And Eri,too
TT: kay kay
TT pesters PCA and TA
TA:Hey
PCA:Wwell Hello Landwwellers
MTP:Hey Sol,Hey Eri
TT: ^^
TG: On third though...
TG: bye.....
TT: NOOOO DX
TG leaved the pesterlog
TT: ;^;
TA:What ii2 wrong wiith 2trider?
MTP:Idk 
TT: I guess he just don't like trolls .-.
TC joined the pesterlog 
TC: sUp mOtHeRfuCKeRs :o)
PCA:Ugh Not another landdwweller!
TA:Why ii2 fiishdiick here?!
MTP:Sol let Eri be here
PCA:Wwell Hello Sollux
TA:Fuck off fiishdiick!
TT: Guys Guys....
TT: Keep Calm and eat waffles....
TC: wOw.....tHaT wAs FuCkInG LaMe ToBy....
MTP:Toby ya know they are Kissmesis,they have to fight
TA:Touch my Mate2priit and you are dead fii2hdiick!
PCA:I am her Morail! I can visit her wwhenevver I wwant to!
MTP:Why do they fight about me now? ._.
TT: I have nooooo idea....
TC:      :o|
JK joined the pesterlog
JK: SUP MOTHERFUCKAS xP
TC: wHo ThE fUcK aRe yOu
TT: It's JK ^^
TT: ha....JK....
TT: Just-Joking
TC: .....tObY yOu'Re FuCkInG lAmE
CF joined the pesterlog
CF: He77o. 
TT: oh HAI :D
CF: Where is Masky?
JK: ..... Yeah that was pretty lame Toby
JK: HAI X3
TT: ;^;
TT: I'll pester him....
TT pesters TM 
CF: He77o Jenna. 
CF: Thanks Toby.
TT: Np ;^;
TC: wHaT tHe ShItTiNg FuCk JuSt HaPpEnEd....
(TT pesters TM)
TT: HEY MASKY 
TT: HEY +Masky 
TT: HEY MASKY
TT: HEY MASKY 
TT: HEY TIMOTHY
TM: Hmm?
CF: Oh h377o Masky!
TM: I s33 you two had a blast whil3 I was gon3.
TT: YVP
JK: Hi Masky!! :D
EB joined the pesterlog
EB: I FOUND A FLASHLIGHT!!!!!
TM: I'm l3aving.
TM I want no busin3ss with this so call3d, 'gam3'.
TM ceased pestering
CF: Oh wə rəally nəəd to start that gamə....
TT: DVmmit MVsky.....
EB: I don't care.....
EB: just fucking help me....
JK: 4w... M4sky come 64ck ;c
TT: MVSKY DX
TC: ....wTf WaS gOiNg oN wHiLe I tOoK a PiSs... :o|
TT: nothing.....
CF: Wə must p7ay Masky. Thərə is no othər option.
JK: NothIng 4t 4ll...
TM: Oth3r option?
TM: W3ll, this is a pr3dicam3nt.
TM: I gu3ss I shall play.
CF: Wə sha77 start
CF: So what I gathər
CF: Is that wə nəəd to bui7d up to thəsə diffərənt 7əvə7s and pass through thəm from our housəs.


To Be Continued

Name: Ceri Massey
Human
Chumhandle: crystalizedFire
Typing quirks: Even though she is human she replaces her L's with 7's and she replaces her e's with ə
:3 if you need more info just ask me about her

Name: Tim Sutton (Masky)
Proxy
Chumhandle: tothearkMasky (TM)
Typing Quirks: Replaces all e's with 3's.

(CF BEGAN PESTERING TM AND CG)
CF: Hə77o?
CG: HELLO
TM: HUH.
CF: How has əvəryonə bəən doing?
CG: GOOD
CF: Nicə to həar you arə at 7əast fəə7ing good.
EB JOINED THE PESTERLOG
EB: hey what's up
CG: HEY JOHN
CF: Am I thə on7y onə surprisəd and maybə a 7itt7ə worriəd that Karkat is acting so nicə to John?
CG: I'M A BIT SLEEPY....THAT'S WHY.....
EB: alright.....wait....
EB: why are you sleepy....
CF: It is nighttimə anyways...
CG: WHAT.....
EB: huh?
CF: What?
CG: WHAT WHAT......
EB: huuuuuuuuh??????
TM: what..
CF: It is night whərə I am. It may not be for you
TM: Its night here.
CG: OOOOOH.......
CG: OH...AND JUST ONE THING....
CG: MY EYES ARE FEELING HEAVY...
CG: SO DON'T MIND ME WHEN I FALL ASLEEP
EB: what?already?
CG: YEAH....
TM: wait I'm confus3d...
EB: why......
CB: HBODUZW
CB: WP ÜUBEBI
EB: aaaaand he fell asleep.....
TM: virtual facepalm
EB: ....
EB: whatever.....
TM: Is it only us two or...
EB: I guess....yes.....
EB: karkat fell asleep....so.....
TG joined the pesterlog
EB: never mind.....
TG: Yo
TM: SIGH Hi Dav3...
TG: hey masky....
EB: ........
TG: Hi egderp
EB: I'LL KILL YOU
TM: Pfft.
TM: 3gD3rp?
TM: What kind of nam3 is that?! XD
EB: my name is EgBERT!!
TG: I don't care
EB: YOU SHOULD CARE CAUSE I'LL MURDER YOU IN YOUR FUCKING SLEEP, DAVE STRIPPER
TG: YOU'RE DEAD MEAT
TM: DAV3 STRIPP3R?!?!?!?!
TM: OH MY LORD.
TM: I AM LAUGHING TOO HARD RIGHT NOW.
EB: XD
TG leaved the pesterlog
EB: HAHAA XDDD
TM: OH NO NOT DAV3 STRIPP3R!!!!
TM: PFFFFFFT.
TM: H3 WAS MY ONLY 'FRI3ND' ON H3R3! 
TM: D:
EB: 'Friend'
TM: y3ah I li3d about that.
TM: I don't hav3 fri3nds on h3r3. 
TM: :D
EB: what about toby.....or karkat.....or gamzee....or me
EB: :|
TM: First of all, you ar3nt my fri3nd.
TM: You hat3 m3.
TM: Toby is a annoying pi3c3 of shit.
TM: Gamz33, I don't 3v3n talk to him.
TM: Karkat do3snt talk to m3.
TM: Madi3 r3ally is my only fri3nd on h3r3.
TM: scratch Toby.. Mayb3...
EB: :| ....
EB: wellll...whatever..........
CG: HWpbwdZB
EB: the fuck......
EB: ......
EB: he should go to bed......
TM: H3 still has his h3ad on that comput3r?
TM: Damn.
TM: Fucking lazy ass.
EB: yeah...
TM: .... So.... 
TM: ..... Y3ah....
TM: This is awkward...
TM leaved the pesterlog 
EB: ...fucktard.....
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