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I hate the word "leotard" so I call mine a "leopard with special needs."

Me: Look. There's a deer.
Hunter: Don't spook it.
Me: Pfft I'm not an amateur slowly stuffing a werewolf mask back into my backpack

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Judge: Swear to tell the truth the whole truth & nothing but the truth?
Me: No
Judge: No?
Me: No
Judge: under breath holy shit that's boss
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