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Eridan Ampora

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I'm Dave.
This was awesome XDDD


This is a safe for work chat.
seductively drinking apple juice ) turntechGodhead [TG] joined chat. ~~ 1 ~~
ectoBiologist [EB] joined chat. ~~ 2 ~~
TG: hello john.
TG: sip
TG: hows the bert
EB: what are you doing.
TG: whats it look like im doing?
TG: just a dude sitting here
TG: drinking his aj
EB: drinking your piss juice and waggling your eyebrows like an idiot.
TG: awww
TG: that hurt my feelings
EB: a cute idiot.
EB: but an idiot nonetheless.
TG: does this not please your "not a homosexual" eyes?
TG: sip
EB: you're being weird.
TG: am i, john?
TG: or are you?
TG: ssssip
EB: no, it's definitely you. stop that.
TG: hmmmm....
TG: sip
TG: no
EB: he walks closer stop.
TG: whyyyyy?
TG: youre no fun
EB: i can be fun if you stop... that.
TG: licks the bottles rim
TG: got a problem?
EB: yes.
TG: too much sezy strider for your egbert eyes?
TG: sexy***
EB: too much sexy aj.
TG: pours aj all over himself
TG: the aj is me john
EB: ...
EB: no.
TG: the aj is me
EB: no.
EB: no.
EB: no.
EB: you just lost me.
TG: sorry not sorry
EB: you lost your chance.
TG: woops?
TG: ew its getting sticky
TG: worth it
TG: so worth it
TG: how can you not be all over me right now?
TG: this is as sexy as sexy can be
TG: youve got your strider
TG: and youve got your aj
EB: this is as weird as you get.
TG: whats sexier than that?
EB: you without being covered in aj.
TG: you love it and you know it
EB: no, i don't. go take a shower.
TG: ...
TG: no
EB: what if i took it with you?
TG: hm...
TG: maybe id consider it
EB: nah.
EB: missed your chance.
EB: again.
EB: you suck at this.
TG: fuck
TG: john
TG: hug me
EB: ew.
EB: hell no.
TG: stands up
TG: wraps arms around the egbert
TG: too late
EB: he squirms away EW NO.
TG: woops. looks like youve gotta shower now, too
EB: guh.
EB: no.
TG: yes
EB: fuck no.
TG: fuck yes
EB: god no.
TG: gawd yis
EB: that sounds wrong.
TG: probably
EB: werido.
EB: weirdo.
TG: you love it
TG: you adorable little shit
EB: you weird little shit.
TG: hehehe
TG: i should probably go shower
TG: or i could just
TG: take my shirt off
EB: probably a better option.
TG: so you want me to take my shirt off?
TG: scandalous little one aint ya?
EB: just do it.
TG: okay okay
TG: careful, my strider chest may be too sexy for egbert eyes
EB: just.
EB: ugh.
TG: might go blind
TG: have fun explaining that to the doctor
EB: 'yes i went bline because my friend took his shirt off.'
EB: 'i laughed so hard i fell and hit my head on the table.'
TG: awe
TG: shit
TG: ruuuude
EB: prove me wrong, then.
TG: oh i will
EB: take it off.
TG: slowly pulls off shirt and swings it around
TG: as the egbert wants
EB: he shook his head
EB: no, this is how you do it.
EB: *he pulled it off cross-armed, in a quick motion.
TG: of course youd know how to take your shirt off like a professional magic mike
EB: hell yes.
TG: im impressed
EB: what, you don't think i haven't been studying?
TG: i dont have to study
TG: this sexy is natural
EB: you suck at sexy.
TG: shut up
EB: but it's true.
TG: is not
TG: im so sexy
TG: you know it too
EB: ha.
EB: ha ha ha.
TG: shut it
EB: hahahaha.
TG: stahp
EB: it's funny.
TG: whateverrr
EB: ha.
TG: shhhhhhhhhhhhhut up
EB: haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa ha.
TG: you egbutt
EB: strident.
TG: fuck youuuu
EB: mayyyybe.
TG: wutvr
TG: aint gotta take yo shit
ectoBiologist [EB] disconnected.


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Eridan Ampora

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//So my friend has caught up with Homestuck.
//And today we were talking about our OTPs, and she's like: "DavespriteXLord English is my OTP"
//And I just looked at her,
//Because I don't understand what I did wrong.
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davesprite x lord english... YES
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Ladies and Gentlemen, I present to you:
ALL OF MY SHIPS.
All of them.
Which is a lot.
Wow.
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I ship it so hard
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Best dads.
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why not Charlie sheen
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Pál Fonó

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My OTPs

Meenkat
Rosemary
Roxiope
Seafurcation (Ashen Meenah♣Sollux♣Feferi)
Pale Scourgecest
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Um, gamze? Wh-what'S going on?
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pandafoxlove

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I'm gonna spam this community with ships
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yEEEEE 
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Ok let me spam just a little bit ))
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Woops
I forgot this one
http://ask-equitav.tumblr.com ))
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The shit. :D
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L Ackerman

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OTP-
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heeeeeeell yus
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Isabel Casarez

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Does anyone have any good kismesis ships?They can be nonhomestuck as well
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JohnKat
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looking up crack ships for fun and realizing that you've made a huge mistake







it's was terrifying
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:33< ac nods
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Chibi Dave x John !!! 
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Let the ships flow like a fast liquid on a 90 degree slope.
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Eridan Ampora

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Dave
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pandafoxlove

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tavvris OTP
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My otp cosplaying another otp is simply the best otp
KawoShin EquiTav ))
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