"One day I got in a little early and went into the microkitchen to get some cereal. So I look around and find a bowl, and take it over to the cereal area. They always have a bunch of cereals there but sometimes a few change, right, but this morning they had the Lucky Charms that I wanted so I was like, "Score!" So I poured some into my bowl, and then went and got the milk, right, and poured some in. I did have to use up the last of one milk jug, so I threw it in the recycle bin and opened the next.
I set my Lucky Charms on the little breakfast bar sort of thing, and then went to get a spoon. They generally refill the spoons every day, so there are always a bunch, so--
WTF. There were only soup spoons. This was so infuriating. I hate eating cereal with a gods-damned soup spoon, because the milk gets all over. I mean Jesus, is it too much to ask for a friggin' regular spoon for my--
And then suddenly I became Enlightened.
And I returned to the breakfast bar sort of thing and very much enjoyed eating my FREE LUCKY CHARMS with my free, company-provided soup spoon." ______________________________________
+Dan Morrill subtly leaking +Ingress one year ago (Possibly while appropriately dosed with egg nog.)
Here's a video I made about +Chris Chabot's screenshot of +Rick Klau's screenshot of +Dan Morrill's screenshot of a photo taken of a photo of a screen that has +Dan Morrill taking a picture of a guy taking a picture of the Android sculptures on the B44 lawn...