yo mama is soooo damn fat i pictured her in my head and that bitch broke my neck

Yo mama is so old that she farts out dust

Yo mama so fat when she walked through Washington D.C the stock market crashed

Yo momma is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing.

Yo momma is so fat she needs cheat codes for wii fit

Yo momma is so fat when she got on the scale it said, "I need your weight not your phone number."

Yo Momma is so fat when she go to the bathroom her ass is in every stall!

Yo momma so fat when she stand against a break wall, people think she's a vending machine.

yoooo mama knees so ashy she be lightin the fire place nd shit,,, yoo mama stank so bad she need jesus to wipe her ass,,, yoo mama so black so go to night school and be mark absent

yo mama so old she be txtin from a pager
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