DIFFERENT KINDS OF THOUGHTS
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The mind has primarily two qualities: thinking and recollection. Thoughts are also of various types: first thoughts regarding present environment, second thoughts are about past environment, third thoughts are regarding without environment and fourth, fantastic thoughts

The first category of thoughts relates to the environment one is living, for instance earth,grass, plants and trees, rocks and stones, friends and foes. Seated in a examination hall the students will think about question paper
The second category relates to the past environment, a rich man in difficulty is forced to stale rice and gourd when he thinks of delicious food at home and similarly student fails in his examination sight his past achievment . This is the second category of thought from the past environment.

The third is thoughts of having no environment. When someone is in disagreeable situation, passing days in great misery and suffering, than he paints bright dreams and launches imagenery balloons in his mental sky

The fourth thoughts is THE FANTASTIC THOUGHT. The substance of any thought is not divorced from the real world:ie.ie whatever people see in in imagination, the materials of these are collected from the external world

All human imagination is based on elements collected from the the external world. People cannot think an original thought, that is,they cannot think of anything which does not exist in the fundamental world...

We All Smile in the same language....:) :) :)..So keep smile always...

they ignore you now.. but they will need you later

I do what my heart say, i don't care about what other say.
People only notice what you do bad, they always ignore what you do good.
Always do what you like!

Pyaar ka punchnama Rajat's Dialogue

Problem yeh hai ki woh ladki hai.  aur kya problem hai
Problem yeh hai ki main chahata hoon ki meri life mein koiye problem na ho
Lekin agar meri life mein koiye problem na ho toh yeh uski life ki sabse badi problem hai...

And bull shit she is worried yaar use to celebrate karna chahiye tha
She is in this exactly what she wants

Seriously yaar aajkal jab bhi wo muh kholti man karta hai muh me kuch stuff kardoon


Trust me yaar cheih mahinom me I have had it all Sab dekhliya meine
Kaunsi pyaar  Kaisi relationship?
Kahin ki khushiya?

Relationship ka matlab ye rehta hai an end to your own happiness

Uske baad all you have to worry about is uski khushiyaan uska birthday
uske kutte ka birthday

Uska new year to kabhi tumhara bhi new year tha

In ladkiyon ko na koi khush nahi rakh sakta

A happy woman is a myth

Tu batman wali ki dekh le
Saala Jab tak saala batman nahi bana
tab tak bolti rahi
tum toh kuch karte nahi ho
nakara ho
napunshak ho
main tum jaise insaan ke saath kaise reh sakti hu
jisdin bechara batman ban gaya
us din boli
tum toh batman ban gaye
mujhe toh ek normal insaan chahiye tha
main tumhare saath kaise reh sakti hu

Sab saalan na in bollywood kahaniyon ka dosh hai

Bloody bollywood romantic masaala
Ek ladka ek ladki  dono ko pyaar hua  Dono saath saath Film khatam

Is ke baad  ka story koi nahi batata  Iske baad ki kahaani mein batata hoon

Iske baad ladke ne ladki ko do din hug nahi kiya  To problem
Hug kiya to chape ho rahe ho Itna bhi achcha nahi lagta

Saale Shopping khatam nahi hoti inki  Pehle cushion laye   fir curtain laye
cushion, curtain se match nahi kiye  toh aur cushion laye
mere ghar mein mug itne hai  ki unko bechne jaoon
toh mahine ka kharcha nikal aaye

Ek to jo cheez lena hai wo leke nahi ayegi do hafte dimag chatenge ki 
table lena hai  table lena hai
5 ghante maal me bitake ek sadhi si chappal utha kar layenge
aur fir agle do hafte dimag chatenge
table lena hai table lena hai...

Offic e me kaam kar raha hoon
Phone aa jayega

Phone utathe hi bol deta hoon
Baat nahi kar sakta

Kitna mushkil hai ye baat samajhna?
Do minute karloge to kya ho jayega

Are do minute karloonga to tumhe kya miledi meri maan

Thik se to kar paoonga nahi

Aur iske baad I love you bole bina phone kaataan to naatak

Sabse jyada dimaag ki dahi is mobile phone ne ki hai...

Kitna ghatiya invention hai saala

Trust me I say patta hai saala patta...

ek toh ...inke ad bhi dekho
lo ji 1 paisa per second
aur phone karo
aur phone karo
aare call sasti ho jaane se baat thodi na badh jati hai karne ko  
fir iska jawab unhe bhi do
tumhare pass baat kyon nahi hai karne ko
you have lost interest in me
tumhe hoon hoon hi karna atha toh maine tumhe phone hi kyon kiya???
are meri maa mujhe kya pata tune mujhe phone kyon kiya???
jake bharti mittal se puch na...

tujhe main bata raha hoon
us ad mein kutta nahi kutia hai...
seriously 
mein shart laga sakta hoon...

Tujhe kya lagta hai

Columbus ko pata nahi tha wo india nahi jaa raha tha

Glati se pahoonch gaya?

Usko to pata tha

Wo bechara to kahin door jaan chahta tha

Biwi ki chakkar me bolna pada India jaa raha hoon

Nah to das sawaal poochti

Kahaan jaa rahe ho
Kyon jaa rahe ho

Achcha tumhe pata bhi nahi kahaan jaa rahe ho?
Seedhe seedhe kyon nahi bolte ki mujhse kahin door jaan chahte ho/

Aaj tak bechare ka mazaak udati hai duniya

Office me kaam kar raha hoon
Sms aajayega
I love you
Thik hai mein bhi sms karleta hoon

I love you too
Iske baad sms pe sms shuroo

abey kaam kya karti hai office mein???

Do sms ka reply mat karna

Turant Phone aa jayega

Phone mat uthaa
To dus min me message aa chuka hoga 

I don't think its working anymore

Dus min me Babu I love you to
I don't think its working anymore

And this is when they are not even down

Ab pata chala ye aadmiyon ko itne heart attack kyon aate hain

Aur yeh…. gay bande itne successful kyon hote hai???

Because they don't have a woman to screw their happiness na

Log kehte hain na behind every successful man, there is a woman
True

But koi ye nahi bataata ki
behind every unsuccessful man, also there is a woman

Aur ye to koi bhi bata sakta hai na

Ki unsuccessful logon ka taadaath

Successful logon se kayi guna zyada hai is duniya me

Saala Office me kaam kar raha hoon

Keh raha hoon late ho jaaonga

To khaana nahi khayegi

Phir bhooki so jayegi

Are mein keh raha hoon na khana khalo

Kya karoon naukri chod doon?

saale ghar jaao

Pehle Inhe manao inhe khilao

Uske baad khud ki bhookh to aise hi mar jaati hai

Is sab ke baad bhi insaan kisi tarah

Kone me jaake shaanti se baitha hua hai chup chaap to gaya

Gadi gadi
kya soch rahe ho???

kya soch rahe ho???
kya soch rahe ho???

Are kuch nahi soch raha meri maa
yeh soch raha hoon ki tera mooh kaise band karu...
kya soch raha hoon
camera laga doon dimag mein...


Is sab ke baad
We never talk
We need to talk

I don't think its working any more

And mein tumhe bata raha hoon

You cannot discuss anything with a woman

Because they call it a discussion

But any discussion with a woman is an argument

Aur argument mein toh tu boss unse jeet hi nahi sakta…

Because hum aadmiyon ki ek basic need hoti hai

To make sense in an argument

Ladkiyon ko koi farak nahi padta

Sense jaise bekaasi cheez ki wajeh se wo

Argument kaise haar jaye

Ek to aaj ki baat pe argument aaj hoga hi nahi

aaj ki baat par jhagada hoga do mahine baad...
Yahaan saala yaad hi nahi rehta hai do mahine pehle hua kya tha???

Ladkiyaan bacha ke rakhti hain
yeh chota hatiyar nahi
bada hatiyar hai
isse badi ladai mein use karenge…


TU kabhi try karliyo khud ko sahi saabit karne ki

Tujhe lag hi raha haoga ki is point se tu apni baat ko ssabit karlega

Lekin tabhi ek awaaz ayegi

Ungli neeche karoo

Tune dhyaan bhi nahi diya hoga

Lekin tumhari nadaan si ungli unki taraf point kar rahi hogi

And suddenly , the whole argument will flush down the gutter
And mudra ye reh jayega ki

How dare you point a finger at me?

Kisne banaya ye rule

Kisne banaya?

Saal wo beech argument me tumhe jhoota phek ke maarle to koi dikkat nahi

Lekin unki taraf ek ungli point kardo

Saara mudra khatam

Wo sahi tum galat

Shaadi se pehle wo nagin tune kyon bhajta hai

Kyon ki band wala bhi tumhe chetaavani de raha hoga ki kaun aa raha hai tumhari zindagi me

Inka signature tune hai wo

Ab ye bata wo kya karne aayi thi tere paas yahaan

Same cheez mein karoon to

Uske kisi friend ko call karke
Ab ye problems ginaoon to

Kahegi tumne meir friend ko call kiya
Hmm hmm

Tum uski sympathy gain karna chahte ho?

Y don't you go and sleep with her?

Its ridiculous yaar

~ ~ ~ ~ ~ 8 best moments in life ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ 

1. Giving the 1st salary to ur parents.

2. Thinking your love with tears.

3. Looking old photos & smiling.

4. A sweet & emotional chat with friends.

5. Holding hands with your loved ones for a walk.

6. Getting a hug from one who cares
you.

7. 1st kiss to your child when he /she
is born.

8. The moments when your eyes are filled with tears after a big laugh.

We wish you such gr8 moments !

Satisfy the person who 

expects a smile from you,

Surprise the person who 

never expects anything 

from you...!

Live for the person who 

wants to be with you 

Love the person who you 

want to be with you !

And

Never miss them in your life 

As like and so,

Talk to yourself at least once in a Day.. Otherwise you may miss a meeting with an EXCELLENT person in this World .....


If u want to Walk Fast,
Walk Alone.

But
if u want to Walk Far,
Walk Together.

How strange it is
We wish to wear high brands
but we feel most comfortable in pajayma
pants.

We wish to sit in Taj & Marriot with elite
people
but we enjoy roadside tea with friends and
with ppl we love..the most.

We wish to own big cars and go on long drives
yet we talk our heart out only while walking
down a long road.

We have 64GB iPods filled with songs
but sometimes a song on the radio brings a
smile that can't be compared.

💥 Life is simple indeed
But We make it complex by running after what
NEVER gives us joy.....
Love life
Take note of small things....!!! 🔖
Keep Smiling😀

I hope you always find a reason for smile......:) :)
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