There's a ball of fire heading straight for Earth and we have no idea how to stop it.
How long do we have.
If it's speed remains constant - one hour and 57 minutes.
I'll call you back in two hours.

Oh, and no ship not crewed by the damned and captained by a man so evil that Hell itself spat him back out could possibly have black sails, therefore it couldn't possibly be any other ship?

"Oh, your friend with the stab wound?  He died"

-You will survive
-I don't wanna survive, I wanna live!

"When the raindrops start tumbling, you're the one who can fill the world with sunshine."

"He can call me flower if he wants to."

"My first day as a woman and I'm getting hot flashes'

"She said she knew the sultan!"
"She thinks the monkey is the sultan."

Now let's see your war face! ... Oh, I think my bunny slippers just ran for cover.

Whoo-hoo-hoo, look who knows so much. It just so happens that your friend here is only MOSTLY dead. There's a big difference between mostly dead and all dead. Mostly dead is slightly alive.
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