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My First Kachow

I've always like the movie Cars, I am 15 years old. I have all his toys, all his his posters. I have seen cars 23 and a 3/4ths times. I touch myself vigorously while I watch Cars. I cum when I see him. As I do my dad comes in the room and screams, "Turn that shit off you car loving faggot! I wish I would have gotten you aborted!"

I look him in the eyes, with cum still leaking from my member and tell him, "The holy one will come for you, he will hit you with a bolt of lightning and you will see him as lord!"

He turns off my light and tells me to, "GO THE FUCK TO SLEEP!" As I am lying in my bed, the room lights up. It's him. I hear his engine rev. He breaks through my wall and screams, "KACHOW!"

It's him, Lightning McQueen has finally came for me. He goes behind me and breaks another wall... my anal wall. His tongue penetrates my little boy bunghole. I flex tight, but it does not stop him. My prostate is getting red hot and I feel a tingling sensation in my man sack. "I gonna..." I start to say it, but he interrupts me by sticking his hard metal car boner deep in my anus.

My father enters the room and utters, "What the f–,"But before he could finish, Lightning McQueen looks at him and he begins to wink vigorously. Sparks begin to summon and screams "KACHOW!" Just as I had said he is struck down by a bolt of lightning. Simultaneously my lord dumps his mighty load in my throbbing bum. There is cum squirting every where. My Anus could not contain his mighty seed.

I am now lying face down on the floor, twitching, cum leaking from front and back. I look into his eyes and ask him, "When will I see you again?" He smiles and looks at me, "On the racetrack," he bust through my ceiling and I never saw him again.

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\\So... I actually tried calling that one number and... I laughed and hung up after a few seconds.




\\The Dark One posted this a while ago, sooooo... lemme just leave that number here and see who else gets a kick out of it. lol

1-800-382-569277

\\Have fun with that. :')

\\I've recently joined this cult... so... hello~ Don't be surprised if I act a little crazy, it might be the sleep deprivation talking. lol

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