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"Star Trek Voyager's IMPOSSIBLY Tiny Planet" debunked by EC Henry.

I offer this plausible explanation (at least in the context of Star Trek): The planet, and its rings, was created by Q.

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I dunno. Worked OK for the snakes. 👌😎
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Absolutely hilarious!

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What can a goose do that a duck can't that a lawyer should?

A) Stick his bill up his ass.

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The madam opened the brothel door in Montreal and saw a rather dignified, well-dressed, good-looking man in his late forties or early fifties.

"May I help you sir?" she asked.
The man replied, "I want to see Valerie."
"Sir, Valerie is one of our most expensive ladies.
Perhaps you would prefer someone else" , said the madam.
He replied, "No, I must see Valerie."
Just then, Valerie appeared and announced to the man she charged $5000 a visit.
Without hesitation, the man pulled out five thousand dollars and gave it to Valerie, and they went upstairs.
After an hour, the man calmly left.
The next night, the man appeared again, once more demanding to see Valerie.
Valerie explained that no one had ever come back two nights in a row as she was too expensive.
"There are no discounts. The price is still $5000."
Again, the man pulled out the money, gave it to Valerie , and they went upstairs.
After an hour, he left.
The following night the man was there yet again.
Everyone was astounded that he had come for a third consecutive night, but he paid Valerie and they went upstairs.

After their session, Valerie said to the man, "No one has ever been with me three nights in a row. Where are you from?"
The man replied, " New Brunswick ."
"Really," she said. "I have family in New Brunswick ."
"I know." the man said. "Your sister died, and I am her attorney. She asked me to give you your $15,000 inheritance."

The moral of this story is that three things in life are certain:
1. Death
2. Taxes; and
3. Being screwed by a lawyer!
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Damon Wayans Jr. tweeted, "Happy white people proud of their racist ancestors day" on July 4.

The actor's tweet angered many fans, and forced the star to defend himself with a follow-up tweet saying, "Jokes aren't illegal."
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Ahhhh... so if I say that Damon, given his professional history in some really really bad movies, might be of more use to Society if he spent more time picking cotton than trying to be consistently funny.... would that also be considered a joke? No? I didn't think so, but that feeling you got reading what I just said? That's how we (wayans honorary) white massuhs feel about his "joke."

Especially since Damon was never a slave himself, and nobody alive today has ever owned slaves. And personally I wouldn't ever want to own slaves, people today are lazy, and the notion of owning someone is about as repulsive to me as anything could be. Even more so than throwing a bag of kittens off an overpass. I will literally murder anyone if I catch them doing it. Oops, they must have tripped over that overpass lip.

PS to be a joke it has to be funny, Damon.

PPS Damon might also want to consider that the English were basically our massuhs at the time, so Black People at the time were double slaves, owned by white men, AND the English. After many of them had been sold into slavery by fellow Africans.

What I actually find offensive is his (Damon's) ignorance, since I've never owned slaves, and would like to know what "white American" alive today has ever owned slaves in their entire life? And Damon, aren't you ashamed of all your ancestors who murdered other Africans in the countless senseless skirmishes and wars between different tribes?

Hey, Damon. When are you going to lay down some good Twitter jokes about all the various types of slavery that existed and still exist in Africa today? Should be knee-spankingly hilarious. What day was it again when you celebrate "happy black people proud of their racist ancestors in Africa day?"

I swear to God, that hiding behind your Comedian shit is getting old. Though I don't remember Seinfeld's Kramer getting the same kid glove treatment after he laid down a "racist" rant against a heckler. Come ON, he was a COMEDIAN!!! Can't you take a JOKE?!
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