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Omg thats my homie cat - the cutest cat ever

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Pink Sheep And Homie Dolphin dancing to the beat.

Here are some ch-easy jokes

1. If Lizards lose their tails they would grow them back. In that case, how would a mouse get its tail back if it loses one
Answer: At the re-tail store

2. When should a mouse carry a umbrella.
Answer: When it is raining cats and dogs.

3. What martial arts does Geronimo Stilton like to practice.
Answer: Tai Cheese

1. The police have reported the theft of a shipment of filing cabinets, document folders and labelling machines. It is believed to have been the work of an organised crime.

2. I met 5 year old Timmy, he was in the hospital wi th broken legs. He'd chased a ball into the street and was hit by a car. Six weeks later, as his discharge doctor, I asked, "The next time your ball rolls onto the street what do you do?"
Timmy replied "Send my brother"

3.A new restaurant neat our office boasted exotic fare. And exotic it was. When my colleague sniffed his chocolate dish he grimianced."It smells like cocoa."
"It's chocolate - shouldn't it smell like cocoa?"I asked.
Even more confused than I was, he answered, "Cocoa is the name of my dog."

When you need me, you throw me away.
When you are done with me you bring me back to you
What am I

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Lucy the fox

A character I drew :3

1. Leaf Cutter ants can bite through your skin in seconds.
2. Starfishes have no brains.
3. Skunks will stamp their front feet and/or growl before spraying their "musk" at its predator. "Musk" is incredibly smelly and will temporarily blind you if it is sprayed towards you.

Riddle: I am light as a feather, but even the strongest man in the world couldn't hold me for five minutes. What am I?

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