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A blonde notices that her coworker has a thermos, so she asks him what it's for. He responds, "It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold."

The blonde immediately buys one for herself. The next day, she goes to work and proudly displays it.

Her coworker asks, "What do you have in it?"

She replies, "Soup and ice cream."
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Q: What does a blonde do after she finishes sucking c**k?
A: Spits out the feathers.
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Q: How many blondes does it take to make chocolate chip cookies?
A: 100. One to make the batter and 99 to crack the shells on the M&Ms.
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Q: Why did three blondes jump off a building?
A: They wanted to see if their maxi-pads really had wings.
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A man comes home from work early to find his blonde wife in bed with three men.

Completely shocked, he shouts, "Hello, Hello, Hello!"

The blonde whines, "What? No hello for me?"


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