I regret to inform you that, beginning today, I must step down as
Head Panelist of
The Media Outsiders.
That doesn't mean that I won't occasionally manifest, like all unquiet spirits. What it does mean is that I will no longer be appearing regularly nor spearheading produced segments on the show.
I do not make such decisions lightly, but only as a result of significant thought and consideration. And what I have fought and considered is that I am bored. There are three words that you don't want to hear from someone like myself, and the group "I am bored" is probably amongst the most dangerous. (Exceeded only by "I love you" if only because that will inevitably be followed by "but I have to kill you", itself which can only be followed by either a violent stabbing or singing a Guns & Roses song – neither of which are allowed under the Geneva Convention.) I could point out that I have multiple other projects which I probably ought to be working on as they are directly under my personal responsibility – a book, an instructional video with full animation, creating at least the appearance of a social life so that the Men in Black don't notice that I'm back – but the only one of importance is that it's I'm simply bored with what I'm doing on TMO and as a result must go find other things to do.
I wish only the best to the survivors after I go scuttling down the rope while we're pulled into dock, hasta la vista, do enjoy the Lido Deck, don't eat the chicken salad (it's not very good).
If anyone needs me, as always I am accessible on every single social media outlet ever created, especially Google+, and including the
+Operation BSU community itself.
I look forward to hearing barely whispered rumors of the consumption of the blood of the newly born, the sacrifice of the elderly to placate the gods of corruption, and in general indications that my presence has been educational and motivational for everyone.
So with that, I'll bring this to a close…
Sayonara
