Pissing in the club
Role playing poem about fleeting moments of awkward male bonding in WC. For 2 or more players.
Players play drunk men in the club meeting one another few times while pissing.
club music playing from another room would be best, if not club music played quietly
You are (every player chooses one):
- too old for this shit. They call you "sir" here.
- underage; scared and excited at the same time
- lonely and this club only makes it worse
- closeted gay and have no guts to got to the real gay club
- want to feel young again. Alcohol and young people around make it possible.
- feeling alive here, and only here.
- desperate to find somebody to love
- looking for quick distraction before another day at the office
There'll be three meetings in WC along all the time you spend in the club.
Every meeting should take about 3 minutes. Do what you have to do and try to act as one would do in these circumstances. Sometimes there may be conversation, sometimes awkward silence. Don't try to force anything. It'll be awkward enough as it is.
Before every pissing meeting every player chooses one:
- you lost your crew in the crowd, or maybe they left you. You don't know.
- you're happy talkative drunk (at least for the moment).
- barely escaped the fight and now you're hiding in WC
- tried some new drug and you don't know what it does
- you're going to be sick (not puking, real sick like heart attack or something) and you need to rest for a moment
- you need to think clear and it's the only place where's music not loud (what's so important?)
- you got a boner, like for real and long time now
- you want to fuck, like right now, it's embarrassing
- you're soul searching for the lost times of your life
- you need to piss
- you embarrassed yourself with the girl at the bar and you try to wait till she forgets you
- suddenly you realize the drugs you took are illegal
- want to smoke a cigarette in peace
- it's your time to act up and show yourself from the best side - he/ she is worth it. You need to make yourself proper and clean
- you're too drunk and you know it. You need to sober, at least a bit.
- you're aggressive and you know it, you try to wait it out in the WC
- you forget where you are and what you wanted to do, you need to organize yourself
- you're too long in the club but it's early to go home yet
- you just had this great idea for your job and you need to write it down (but you don't have anything to write).
After you play three meetings while pissing at the club the game ends. Now every player narrates how their character goes home and what he feels.#roleplayingpoem
This role playing poem idea was in back burner for a long time. Treat it as you like - it's based partly on my experiences and partly on what I think about being a man. It's also this special kind of joke - awkward and sometimes cruel toward the subject. Or special kind of experiment - the men you'll play will be kinda pathetic I guess.