A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband was not in their bed. She puts on her dressing gown and goes downstairs to look for him. She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a hot cup of coffee in front of him. He appears to be in deep thought, just staring at the wall. She watches as he wipes a tear from his eye and takes a sip of his coffee.
 
"What’s the matter, dear?" she whispers as she steps into the room
 
"Why are you down here at this time of night?"
 
The husband looks up from his coffee, "I am just remembering when we first met 20 years ago and started dating. You were only 16. Do you remember back then?" he says solemnly.
 
The wife is touched to tears thinking that her husband is so caring, so sensitive.
 
"Yes, I do" she replies.
 
The husband pauses. The words were not coming easily.
 
"Do you remember when your father caught us while dating?"
 
"Yes, I remember!" said the wife, lowering herself into a chair beside him.
 
The husband continues. "Do you remember when he shoved the shotgun in my face and said, "Either you marry my daughter, or I will send you to jail for 20 years?"
 
"I remember that too" she replies softly.
 
He wipes another tear from his cheek and says…

Customer Service Funny Conversations

Conversation 1:
Customer: My keyboard is not working anymore.
Helpdesk: Are you sure it's plugged into the computer?
Customer: No. I can't get behind the computer.
Helpdesk: Pick up your keyboard and walk 10 paces back.
Customer: Okay.
Helpdesk: Did the keyboard come with you?
Customer: Yes.
Helpdesk: That means the keyboard is not plugged in. Is there another keyboard?
Customer: Yes, there's another one here. Ah..that one does work!

Conversation 2:
Helpdesk: Your password is the small letter a as in apple, a capital letter V as in Victor, and the number 7.
Customer: Is that 7 in capital letters?

Conversation 3:
Helpdesk: Are you sure you used the right password?
Customer: Yes I'm sure. I saw my colleague do it.
Helpdesk: Can you tell me what the password was?
Customer: Eight stars.

Conversation 4:
Helpdesk: What kind of computer do you have?
Customer: A white one...

Conversation 5:
Helpdesk: Click on the 'my computer' icon on the left of the screen.
Customer: Your left or my left?

Conversation 6:
Customer: I have problems printing in red...
Helpdesk: Do you have a color printer?
Customer: Aaaah..................Thank you.

Conversation 7:
A woman customer called the Canon help desk with a problem with her printer.
Tech support: Are you running it under windows?
Customer: No, my desk is next to the door, but that is a good point. The man sitting in the cubicle next to me is under a window, and his printer is working fine.

If we could just find out who's in charge, we could kill him.
-carlin

You know it's time to do the laundry when you dry off with a sneaker.
-Zach Galifianakis.
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