A lot of people are deceptive, hard to read, and unpredictable. At least the liquor stays consistent and true.

a few reasons include; 1) you will be the trending topic in real life, not on faggot ass twitter. 2) not everyone drinks person fifths, but everyone has to take a shit at some point. 3)Being responsible is boring as fuck. 4) At the bare minimum you kept people entertained longer than your average strokes on television.

1) bars kinda fuck ya and not in a good way. 3/4 of your drink is ice anyways. you need at least 8 to get the ball rolling simply because 8 bar drinks equal 2 real drinks, despite jew media propaganda.

it is crucial to never, ever, fight what the liquor has in store for you.
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