I COMMAND YOU TO RISE FROM YOUR GRAVE AND RESCUE MY DAUGHTER!

So, story time. Although I game a LOT on the PC, I've never played much of Doom or Doom 2. In fact, I don't have a lot of experience with classic FPS games like Duke Nukem 3D or Wolfenstien 3D because by the time I got a PC, it was past the heyday of those games, and I had no intention of seeking them out because compared to contemporary games at that time, games like Doom seemed a bit too clunky. A couple of days ago, I was dicking around on YouTube when I found a video by TotalBiscuit called "Brutal Doom" It was 15 minutes of him playing Doom 2 modded with Brutal Doom, which I'm sure you all know has, higher resolution options, mouse aiming and the best part of it all for me, better gore. Although the game looked fun, it didn't look particularly scary to me in that video (I avoid scary games like the plague, because I'm a pussy), so, I decided to grab Doom 2, Brutal Doom and Zandronum. I loaded up Zandroum and it asks me to choose what version of Doom to load. I went with Ultimate Doom because that sounded the most badass. I played a bit of the first chapter. There were a few demons, no biggie. Then, I backed out and chose the third chapter. In retrospect, I probably shouldn't have gone with the chapter titled "Inferno" Immediately, I spawn in front of some sort of vagina built into the wall. A bit creepy, but not enough to spook me. When I emerge out of the spawn point, there are a couple of regular demons. Then, I opened up a door to encounter what is essentially a hovering fucking eye with tentacles growing from it firing energy blasts. Now I'm thinking that that this probably isn't the best game to play before bed. To add to all this, most doors in the level have a creepy face with red eyes and horns. At this point, I'm a bit creeped out but i persevere. Until I come to the fucking hissing floating horned skulls that are also on fire. I'm currently huddled in bed at 11.45 too afraid to go to sleep. I still can't believe that this game, which came out in 1994, over two decades ago, was able to scare me this much, by virtue of the creepy monster, environment and sound designs alone

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Explain this to me... so if a green M&M is not red, can it be any other color? is it possible to have a green M&M that is blue? What if it smells like a green M&M but actually isn't? can we determine by smell? Do green, blue, and red M&M's smell similar? In fact, what is an M&M? is it really just a tiny piece of candy, or is it part of something bigger? What if every ingredient in that tiny, delicious piece of candy is all part of a grand scheme of M&M's? Each and every individual M&M is all a member of the M&M family, a vast network of M&M's ranging from almost every color, all designed for one purpose. Is that purpose to deliver amazing taste for all the world, or is it leading us back to the beginning. The greatest question in the entire universe, could all be lead back to M&M's. Who knows, maybe we'll find out the TRUE meaning of M&M's in our lifetime, maybe in the next generation, or far future generations. I hope humanity will, one day, discover the deeper meaning of the M&M. Anyway, who likes peanut M&M's? I think they're ok, but perfer the originals.

Navy seals? Bitch, please. I've had many of you army shits come after me and they are all dead or doing my bidding, care to join? I'll have you know that my name is Yin Luoyang and I am a former Chinese mafia wannabe badass. I joined them because they looked like badasses, but in reality they weren't. I killed all of them and got their money. My #1 rule is join no gangs, they rely on each other, but the only people I rely on are Me, Myself, I, and my weapons. I will kill you, I don't even need stupid IP trackers, they blow your cover. Go cry for help, "CHINESE SERIAL KILLER YIN LUOYANG IS GOING TO KILL ME!" nobody will believe you, and if they try helping you, they die with you. I may go to hell, but who cares? Me and Satan are drinking buddies. I know what you're thinking, "HOW ARE YOU NOT CAUGHT!?" well, simply, I've tortured all of those who go after me. And those who were a thorn in my side or made me REALLY mad are still being tortured, they are locked up, and experiencing the most painful death even to this day, but, I make them survive until they die of old age. Run away, little bug, you've angered me, and now you're going to get a fate worse than death. You're going to spend the rest of your life by yourself, getting your penis and/or vagina shot everyday, raped every hour, having to watch Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull on loop, and that's not even half of it, when you're about to die of old age, I will sacrifice you for Kali Ma. Considering suicide? Fine, do it. Because while we speak I got my men to get everyone you love as hostages, either you suffer with them or they get a much more terrible fate than you: watching Star Wars Rebels forever. You're fucked no matter what, little bug. If only you didn't threaten me, you navy bug, you are part of a rebel alliance and a traitor. Go away!

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I watch American Dad because of Steve Smith. Why? The sound he makes when he's in pain, it's relaxing. His chin too. I have wallpapers of his chin and audio clips of him in pain. DON'T TELL ME ITS ALL FICTIONAL! YOU CANNOT HIDE THE TRUTH FROM ME, STEVEPHOBE! Thank you for understanding my rights as a stevesexual.

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Today I was at school, learning about minibeasts. My stupid friend is a Minecraft fan, if that's important. My teacher gave us a slow iPad to learn about minibeasts. When I typed in "min", my friend saw "Minecraft" and clicked on it, my teacher then heard a Skyminecraft thingy and yelled at us to stop and do research. I asked him to hand over the iPad, he didn't. He searched "Minecraft Minibeasts", when he finally passed it to me it was over. We both got suspended for our piece of paper just listing random Minecraft YouTubers. I beat the flying shit out of him for that. Now I'm grounded for 7 years thanks to his stupidity. I had to sneak onto my mothers phone at night to post this, I saw too much porn while I looked for a browser to post this on. Thank you for understanding my situation, and please punch a 10 year old boy called "Joseph Nguyen", if you see him. He has a pignose and small eyes, if that helps.

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I really hate how the game (LiS) made Mr. Jefferson looks so young, I get that he's a psychopath and all but wouldn't a few grey hair or a bit of wrinkles be more convincing? Mind you, he's 46, a nearly 50 aged guy.

That's not only the case in this game, this goes to the 10 kids from Until Dawn. If you're planning to tell us that they're high school kids, make them more younger? Since they clearly look more like college kids to me. I mean, Brett Dalton, the guy playing as Mike, is 33 years old, 33. Look at his face, guys. Does that look like a high school kid to you? Cause he sure doesn't to me.

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THE EVIL STORY OF SANS
SCARY CREEPYPASTA
DO NOT READ AT NIGHT
UNDERTALE CREEPYPASTA
This story of sans, an skelton, he once day was fihting frisk because he are kil pap. he kill frisk and grew tire of no blod. SO HE STAB HIM! BLOD FLY! FRISSK BRAIN TUMMY AND EAR IT FELL! SANS ATE HIS BODY PARTS! FRISK WAS CRYING AS HE ATE HIS HEAD! HE THEN ATE HIS GUTS! AFTER HE ATE HIS HEART BRAIN AND EVERTING HE WALK TO FRISK! HE SAY IT MITE GROW BACK AND ATE HIS HEAD FRISK WAS CRYING FROM SEEING HIS HEAD TEARED AWAY! SANS TURNED MAD AND SHOT HIS HEAD TO SEE BLOD
THE END
that was scary ikr?

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SCIENTOLOGY IS TRUE! YOU PIECE OF SHIT! L. RON HUBBARD IS SMARTER THEN U PLUS SCIENTOLOGY HAS COOL MEMBERS LIKE TOM CRUISE JOHN TRAVOLTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IT MAY SOUND WIERD BUT IT TRUE!! YOULL BE SORY WHEN XEMU COME KILL YOU FOR NOT BELEVING U PIECE OF SHIT! KYS! šŸ˜ šŸ˜ šŸ˜ šŸ˜ šŸ˜ šŸ˜ šŸ˜ šŸ˜ šŸ˜ šŸ˜ šŸ˜ šŸ˜ šŸ˜ šŸ˜ šŸ˜ šŸ˜  IM GONA LIVE BUT U WONT ANYWAY MY DADS AN FBI MY MUMS THE PRESIDENT THEYRE GONNA TROLL U HACK U THEN KILL U! THEYRE TRACKING U IP AND HAKING IT RN SON OF A DICK SON OF A BITCH
FUCK YOU
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