I just watched "The Mummy". I want to say it was a garbage fire of a movie, but I think that's too much of an insult to movies, fire, and garbage.

Also Garbage, the band. They haven't made a song as bad as the best 3min of this film.

Learnin' stuff every day. Saturday I learned that if you're ketonic, don't want to eat anything, and trying an antidepressant, that doesn't mean you can drink like you normally do.

Also, make and keep good friends. If I didn't have a friend I dog on a lot in chat I would have gone to bed on slate instead of silk.


Said friend looked it up, apparently I had a fairly typical bad drug interaction. He would have been merciless if it wasn't.

I was being a stupid and gross brand of curious and weighed myself before and after I went to the restroom. I somehow managed to gain a pound during the process. What? Did I take a negative shit?!?

It wasn't even a floater.

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Today I learned that an ass-curse is a thing.

Surprisingly it's not someone wishing your every shit to be full of taco bell regret, but a curse that your mother be raped by a donkey. Apparently a stone cursing anyone that crossed it, without the owner's permission, to have their mother raped by a donkey used to be a standard boundary marker in India. I'm not kidding.

https://qz.com/377130/the-secret-of-the-ass-curse-stones-scattered-across-western-india/

Bachelor Advice of the Week: No matter how much it's annoying you, never use a beard trimmer... or any other sort of trimmer to take off a hangnail.

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