Dear all politicians,
If you don't live here, you'll never know just how bad it is. Democrats here are as focused on money, banning drugs, etc. as Republicans everywhere else, and Republicans and other parties barely exist. It's a one party system not unlike China's, with rash legal decisions not unlike Russia's, and allows cruel treatment to its prisoners not unlike North Korea's.
I'll happily prove all of this to you whenever you'd like, as a quick Google search shows my state breaks basic United Nations criteria. Either fix this problem, cut us off from the rest of the US, or just plain leave the UN. Otherwise, death will ride on a red, white, and blue horse and sever the legs of those who don't bow down.