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Om man inte rakat den på länge.....?
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Y.M.C.A. Hotel London England
Roma 24 August 1982


Dear Signore Direttore, Now I am a-tella you story how I was a-treated at Your hottella.
I am a-comma from Roma as tourist to London and stay as a younga
christian man at Your hotella.

When I comma in my room I see there is no shit in my bed - how can
I sleep with no shit in my bed? So I calla down to receptione and
tella: "I wanna shit." They tella me "Go to toilet." I say:
"No.No. I wanna shit in my bed.". They say: "You better not shit
in your bed, you sonnawabitch!" What is a sonnawabitch?

I go down for breakfast into ristorante . I order bacon and eggs
and two pisses of toast. I getta only one piss of toast. I tella
waitress, and pointa of toast: "I wanna piss"" She tella me "Go
to toilet. "I say: No.No, I wanna piss on my plate"! She then say
to me: "You bloody hella not piss on the plate, you sonnawabitch!"
Second person who do not even know me calla me sonnawabitch!
What is a sonnawabitch?

Later I go for dinner in your ristorante. Spoon and knife is
laid out, but no fock. I tella waitress: "I wanna fock" and she
tella me: "Sure everyone wanna fock" "I tella her: "No, no.
You don't understand me. I wanna fock on the table!" She tella
me: "So you sonnawabitch wanna fock on the table?" Get yor ass
out of here!"

So I go to receptione and ask for bill. I no wanna stay in this
hotella no more. When I have paid the billa, the portier say to
me "Thank you, and peace on you."

I say: Piss on you too, you sonnawabitch. I go back to Italy!
I never more comma stay you hotel no more, you sonnawabitch!

Sincerely
Enrico Morelli
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