Hey there buddy! Do you want to be able to defend yourself properly against those people who constantly disrespect you? Do you want to become a good roaster? Are you tired of getting roasted by those niggas who bully you? Do you want to give that guy who disrespects you a good lesson? Well you had come to the right place because all your problems will be solved here, and now. But before we start...
I'm not legally responsible for you going on your way to harass or bully other niggas out there just because you think you're "badass" with your ability to roast. This isn't only a lesson to be a good roaster but have the ability to defend yourself properly when assholes are trying to disrespect you. Use your shit wisely.
Now once you hopefully, and carefully read the disclaimer we will start with basic shit.
1) What NOT to do when you're going to roast/defend yourself against someone who disrespected you
• Do not use the following terms to prove your points:
"Stay mad! LOL!"
"Salty af! Lmao"
"Someone is triggered? LOL"
- These three terms are the most commonly used "insults" to roast someone on the internet, and the most childish ones. It makes you look like a 7 year old that nobody can take seriously. Stop.
**(inserts meme or picture towards someone to insult and prove a point. Ex: Filthy Frank meme, Anime meme etc.)**
**(excessive emojis with the porpuse to show irony, hide pain or insult)**
- These commonly used factors are the most annoying ones at least on Google Plus. You think you're funny and already roasted the guy. Well no, it shows your inability to type a response. Stop.
"You're a weeaboo! >_<"
- These are nothing but weak attempts of intimidation and mostly your insecurity to make someone feel inferior when you're the inferior one. Stop.
**(Horrible grammar, spelling, and lack of punctuation and coherence on sentences)**
**(Irrevelant responses that totally make no sense)**
- If you think spelling and grammar doesn't matter just because "this is the internet" then you're wrong. It does matter because when you're either trying to roast or defend yourself you need to have proper spelling/grammar to avoid looking like a retard.
**(Tags a bunch of his friends to help him roast someone)**
**(Copy pastes other people's insults)**
**(Talks shit about someone without tagging them)**
These are bitch made people who are simply too pussy to defend themselves alone. You know niggas like these need their mom when the odds are againsnt them. Don't be a little bitch.
2) What to do when you're getting disrespected or trying to prove your point.
• Originality First of all, be original for the love of God. It's not that hard. Use your own knowledge at your best to defend yourself. Nothing elegant nor edgy. Use what you think it's best. What did you expected?
~ Mateo Tyson