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CF: Hey.
CF: Justin.
CF: Justin.
CF: Hey Justin.
CF: Justin.
PS: WHAT THE HELL DO YOU FREAKING WANT?!
CF: You get Sburb yet?
PS: Yes, yes I did. -.-
CF: Aaaaaaand did you download it yet? 
PS: Yeeeessssss...
CF: Finally! Mark hasn't gotten around to it yet, and Hayley is "Busy."
CF: Like always.
CF: Always busy.
CF: Forever busy.
PS: Probably doing witchcraft or something.
PS: She's into that creepy shit.
CF: Yeah.
CF: Which disk did you download? There were two.
CF: There's a host disk and a player disk.
CF: Cause i want to be the player.
CF: All you have to do is like, watch me run around, if you're the host.
CF: Then you can keep "Ugu"ing or whatever the fuck it is you Anime freaks do, and be lazy.
PS: I'm not lazy
PS: You try writing five fanfics a day.
PS: Fucking hard
PS: I got the host disk
CF: Hellz Yeah.
CF: Put dat shit in the computer. I'll transfer you to my phone.
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RT: You still busy?
RT: Like always.
RT: Always busy.
RT: Forever busy.
RT: That's Veronica's thing, but still.
RT: Okay yeah, you haven't said anything.
RT: I'll communicate with you in a bit.

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CF: Did you start it?
PS: I don't know, did I?
PS: I did.
CF: Do you see me? I'm waving.
PS: Yes, I see you.
PS: Oh god your room is weird
PS: What's up with the bendy straws?
PS: I don't get you
CF: Stop judging me and my bendy straws.
CF: Watch.
Veronica attempts to do a flip on the bed, but ends up falling on her ass.
CF: Oww, Fuck.
PS: Haha
PS: HAHAHAH
PS: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
CF: Shut up.
CF: Seriously. Shut up.
Veronica goes over and takes her Axe out of the wall.
CF: Let's get crackin'.
CF: I think one of the guides said the host can pick stuff up.
CF: Try picking up the... My beanbag.
Justin picks up the beanbag
PS: Woah
Justin picks up Veronica
PS: Haha this is awesome
CF: You asshole. Put me down!
Veronica is dropped and lands on her ass again.
CF: Oww. Okay, i think you have stuff you can place? I'm not sure. Let's put them down in the living room though.
Veronica walks out into the living room ,which has a big TV and several game consoles hookedu 
Justin picks up the TV
PS: I have no fucking idea what I'm doing
CF: Put the TV down. You aren't picking stuff up, you are supposed to drop things down. Like, don't you have a menu?
Justin drops the TV
PS: Like that?
Luckily, the TV didn't break.
CF: Y- yeah. Try to be more careful with my baby next time.
CF: Now, you should have a menu, right? With like, pictures of Alchimannors or something. I'm trying to do this all based on memory.
PS: Yeah
PS: What do I do with them?
PS: Hello?
PS: Where are you?
PS: YOU'RE NOT ON MY SCREEN

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DS: WHAT DO YOU WANT? 
RT: Why are you speaking in such a manner, as if you are currently upset with me, as if i have annoyed or angered you?
DS: You kept pestering me. I was kind of in the middle of something...
RT: Another one of your "Spirit Rituals," i presume?
RT: Either way, i was wondering if Veronica has been annoying you with her constant prattle about her new game? Sblub, or something similar?
DS: It's called Sburb
DS: And no, I was not doing and 'spiritual rituals'. It's called cosplay. Geez. 
DS: Anyway...
RT: So she has been contacting you, then?
DS: Yes
DS: I assume you have no interest in the game?
RT: The Premise of the Game does interest me, but its not the biggest concern.
RT: I've been working on another robot.
DS: Ok, so now you'll expect me to be interested in your robot. I'll try.
DS: "WOAH, REALLY?! ANOTHER ONE? DAMN, YOU'RE AMAZING! SERIOUSLY, ROBOTS ARE THE COOLEST THINGS EVEEERRR!!!!"
RT: Your sarcastic and mocking tone makes me think you are not actually interested in my designs.
RT: Look outside your window.
A miniature helicopter looking robot is outside Hayley's window.
Hayley opened her window and grabbed the helicopter
DS: how do you even know where I live?
DS: Creepy.
RT: You sent me your address last year, so i could send you the present.
RT: It's not got a camera or anything, its just an actual functioning robot.
Mark glanced over at his bump-into-walls-bot.
RT: Its similar to a homing pigeon. Its got something inside the compartment.
Hayley opened the compartment of the robot 
Inside was a necklace made from finger bones.
RT: I couldn't find actual bones, so i made a replica out of a mold.
DS: Woah, thanks bro
DS: ...how'd you know I was into this stuff?
RT: Rumors, mostly.
RT: Hang on, Veronica is pestering me.

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CF: Justin is an asshole, jeez.
RT: Can i have some context, please?
CF: He's been fucking with me in the game we're playing.
CF: Hang on, he's pestering me again.

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CF: Chill, dude. I'm in the kitchen.
PS: Oh...
PS: And
PS: I broke your xbox
Veronica is silent for a couple of moments.
CF: I'm sorry, i think you mistyped. You did WHAT?!
PS: I made you a cake
Veronica Entered the living room again And saw the machine.
CF: That's not a cake, that's like a- a tube on top of a circle. It looks like it has a lid, too.
PS: What?
PS: Wait, are you looking at the alchemeter?
CF: I'm looking at the big white thing that takes up the majority of the room, yeah.
PS: oh
PS: Wait
PS: Ugh need to go my moms calling me

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DS: Wait
DS: What rumors?
RT: Well, Veronica started the rumors that you were into ghosts and stuff, and then I'm assuming Justin took it further...
DS: WHAT?
DS: Ok now I'm gonna kick his ass
DS: Seriously
DS: Does he think I'm a witch or something?
RT: I Dunno.
RT: In the very least, you'd be considered a Goth.
DS: Whatever
DS: I'm gonna do annoy Veronica now

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PS: Hey bro
PS: so have you heard about Sburb yet? 
RT: Veronica won't stop telling me about it.
RT: I think the premise is rather neat, but i'd have to experience it first-hand.
RT: So who is the host? You or Veronica?
PS: I am 
PS: Her house is full of weird shit
PS: Bendy straws and stuff
RT: She's told me about her unusual obsession with them. I guess it could be similar to your obsession with Japanese Animation.
RT: Just a moment.
RT: Random-Information-Bot Just handed me something.
PS: ...uh
PS: What?
RT: Eskimo is a derogatory term.
PS: I didn't need to know that but ok...
RT: It lives up to its name, certainly.
PS: Anyway... are you going to play Sburb?
RT: I Suppose i'll be forced to at some point.
RT: Why don't you boot up your player disk, too? I can host you.
PS: Nah, why don't you play with Hayley?
PS: I do NOT wanna see what you would do to my house...
RT: I am deeply hurt by your distrust.
RT: I Would not dream of trashing your house.
RT: Actually do so, maybe.
RT: Dream of it? No.
PS: But still
PS: Play with her
PS: She needs someone to host her game
RT: I'll see.

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RT: Veronica suggested i hook up to Justin, but he's afraid i'd fuck up his house.
RT: You wanna try this out? You can either the host, or the player.
DS: Uhm I'll be the player. I already downloaded it
DS: But DO NOT. UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES. TOUCH. MY COSPLAYS.
RT: Alright.
DS: Wait
DS: SHIT! I downloaded the wrong one
DS: You'll have to be the player
DS: I got the host disk
RT: Good, that saved me a bit of time. I've got the player. Hows this work...?
Hayley picked up one of his robots
RT: Careful with that one; its one of my functional robots.
Hayley put the robot down
DS: Fiiiiine. Why don't you try to connect to Justin and I'll connect to Veronica?
RT: Yeah. I'll switch to my phone while i'm at it.


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DS: Hey
DS: I heard the rumors you stared about me
DS: Not cool bro!
DS: Anyway, try to connect to me right now, Mark will connect to Justin
DS: And they will probably be all homosexual together
DS: I ship it.
CF: Hah. Sure. I Downloaded both anyways.
Hayley connected to Veronica


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PS: Hayley told me that I had to connect to you
PS: Don't mess with my posters
PS: Or figures
PS: Or wall scrolls
PS: Or body pillows
RT: B- body pillows? Oh God, i'm regretting this already.
PS: HEY! I don't judge you when you make your robots
PS: I'm pretty sure you sleep with your laptop, too.
RT: No.
RT: Besides, i don't have fantasies with my robots. (buuuurn.)
RT: Oh God, what the fuck am i looking at.
PS: It's called a room.
PS: Don't you have one?

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RT: Justin is definitely straight...
DS: No he isn't.
DS: Wait, was that sarcasm
DS: Wait until you read is fanfics...
RT: That is not an activity i will be participating in...
RT: Ever.
DS: giggles okaaayyyy~


PS: Yo mark
PS: Mark
PS: MAAAARK
PS: WHERE ARE YOU?
RT: In my house.
PS: no, I mean like, ugh, nevermind. 
PS: Do you know what you're supposed to do?
RT: I Know exactly what i need to do.
One by one, Justin's body pillows floated through the door onto the deck.
RT: Its for my own sanity.
PS: DUDE, WHAT WAS THAT FOR?!
PS: I SPENT MONEY ON THOSE!
PS: M-O-N-E-Y
PS: MONEY!
RT: Relax. It's not like i burned them. I Just put them out on a pile on the deck.

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CF: Hey.
CF: Justin
CF: Hey Justin.
CF: Justin.
PS: WHAAAAAT?!
CF: If you could put those other machines down, that'd be a great help.
CF: Hayley is pestering me Now. Ciao!

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PS: sorry Veronica started pestering me
PS: Hello?
PS: Mike?
PS: Oh god
PS: Are you making out with one of your robots again?
RT: No, Hayley just upturned my bed.
PS: SUUUUUURE!
Mark proceeds to flip Justin's bed.
RT: Something like that.
PS:...
PS:...


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DS: Hey
DS: Hey mark
DS: Mark
DS: What's your sexuality?
DS: Mark?
DS: Mark?
DS: Did I scare you away
RT: No, you'd be able to tell i'm flipping my bed back over if you were watching the game at all.
RT: Now if you'll excuse me for another moment, i need to use the loo.
RT: I'd rather you not watch, but, if you really want to see a man shitting, be my guest.
RT: What have you done with my waste-disposal unit?
DS: Huh?
RT: WHERE THE FUCK IS MY TOILET.
DS: giggles
DS: Try checking your balcony

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RT: Move Hayley's toilet.
RT: Drop it on her bed.
CF: Uhh.
CF: Okay.
CF: IS this some sort of revenge scheme?
RT: She May Have relocated my loo.
CF: Your what?
RT: The shitter.
RT: She put it on the balcony.
Veronica bursts into a fit of laughter.
CF: Aaight. I'll do it for you.

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CF: Mark's wish is my command.
The toilet falls through the ceiling and lands on Hayley's bed.
CF: That is all.

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DS: FUCK YOU
DS: YOU TOLD VERONICA TO DO THIS, DIDN'T YOU?
DS: And you didn't answer my question...
DS: What's your sexual orientation?
RT: You are the one who wanted to play dirty.
RT: I've never really been interested in either gender, but i am straight until proven otherwise.
DS: oh really~

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PS: Did Hayley just ask when your sexual orientation was?
RT: Damnit what now.
RT: Yes.
RT: And she used her squiggly hyphen.
RT: Even i'm not sure what the hell those are called.
PS: She is obsessed with trying to get us together
PS: I'm bisexual but you're straight, right?
RT: I told her i'm not interested in either gender,
RT: But that technically this makes me straight unless proven otherwise.
RT: Now it's likely she's gonna try to prove otherwise.
PS: I know
PS: What's her problem?
RT: I have no clue.
RT: Say, these machines all cost grist.
RT: It looks like a fruit gusher.
PS: I know
PS: It's weird 
RT: Which ones should i put down? They each cost ten, and i have 20 build grist.
PS: Get a alchemeter 
Justin hears a loud thump as Mark drops the Alchemeter in the hallway.
RT: There you go. What else?
PS: I don't know...
PS: Just put anything down I guess
Mark Sets the Cruxtruder down As well.

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CF: HEEEELP
CF: JUSTIN
CF: JUSTIN
CF: JUSTIN HELP
PS: O_O what?
CF: I Took the lid off of the cruxturner.
PS: Cruxtruder
CF: Whatever. I took the lid off of it, and now this weird green ball and this cylinder popped out and there's a timer.
CF: All the guides stop here. I don't know what to do.
PS: Oh god...
PS: Don't ask me for help!
CF: One of the guides says something about a punched card. You should have that Punched card.
Justin punched the card 
PS: This?
Veronica's hand went to her face
CF: Please tell me you didn't just punch one of your captchalouge cards.

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DS: Hello!
DS: I need you to do something for me...
DS: Make Justin your bitch~
DS: You can even... 'punish' him if you want... he likes that ;)
RT: If you are trying to concern any sort of sexual or romantic fantasy about me not saying outright that i am straight, just fucking forget it, alright?
RT: I should make it clear that even if it turns out that i am interested in males, i'm not interested in having a relationship at this current point in time.
RT: I will take it a step further, and say that some of Justin's habits disgust me. So even if my statements of heterosexuality and asexuality are false, it would be unlikely that a relationship with Justin would last very long anyways.
RT: Especially given the distance that we are apart. If you forget, i live in fucking Europe.
RT: Thus i will conclude with one statement. FUCKING. STOP.

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PS: CAN WE KILL HAYLEY?
PS: GOD DAMMIT SHE IS INSANE 
RT: I just ranted, that might have something to do with whatever just happened.
RT: So then, Whatever just happened?
PS: Well...
PS: She said that I was going to be your bitch and shit
PS: And then she asked me if I was a masochist...
RT: Nope, this was definitely before she talked with me.
RT: I hate to ask, but uhh- what did you say?
PS:...
PS:...
PS:...
PS:...
PS:...
PS: maybe...
RT: Dude, that's embarrassing.
RT: Like, you just pulled me out of my techy speak.
RT: That is really fucking embarrassing.
RT: It also explains why she told me to fuck around with you a bit and humiliate you.
RT: Again that's...
RT: Wait.
RT: Did you say maybe (in a way suggesting you meant yes) to the first one, the second one, or both?
PS: The second one, geez.
PS: I wouldn't want to be YOUR bitch!
RT: Just making sure, bro.
RT: Oh, she finally responded to my rant. Hold up.
PS: Ok. Tell me what she says
RT: Wait no, i'm being pestered by Veronica, not Hayley.
RT: Something about you and a punched card.
PS: Uhm
PS: Yeah, it's for the game

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CF: Its part of the game, not in your house, in the menu, you Fuckwit.
PS: Wat
PS: Sorry I was watching Hetalia clips
CF: The Punched card. Its in your menu. I've got 2 minutes, and something is very clearly falling from the sky towards my house now.
PS: WELL THEN GET THE HELL OUT OF THERE!
CF: No, i think its got something to do with the game!
CF: Just deploy the punched card already! If i do it fast enough, and it DOESN'T end up saving my life, THEN i can get the hell out of here.
Justin deploys the punched card
Veronica starts frantically using it on the machines Justin had placed down. Finding a perfectly sized slot in the Totem Lathe.
PS: Did it work?
PS: Veronica?
CF: Where's the cylinder?
CF: My kingdom! My kingdom for a Cruxite Dowel!
While getting the Cruxite, Veronica knocked over an end table, and one of her drinking glasses, bendy straw and all, fell over and landed on the Kernelsprite, Prototyping with a bendy straw.
CF: Dude, did you see what just happened to the orb?
CF: Its now infused with my favorite bendy straw.
PS: O_O
CF: No matter, we'll figure that out once i put this in the Totem Lathe.
CF: Did we ever figure out what the alchemeter does? Everything seems to be tailored to these Dowel thingies.
Veronica Put the Dowel in place while waiting for a response.
Justin was too busy watching Hetalia
Veronica watched as the Totem lathe carved the cruxite into a weird squiggly shape. She captchalouged both it and the card, taking them to the alchemeter.
PS: What happened?
PS: I was watching hetalia
CF: Way to be concerned about my well being when there's a meteor heading for my house.
CF: I Carved a Totem out of cruxite using the Lathe.
She put it into place in the alchemeter.
CF:I can't do anything more with this. do you have a button to make something happen now?
PS: I don't know
PS: Let me check
Justin put's Hetalia back on
Veronica waits for a moment.
CF: Wellllll!?
PS: Italy is adorable as fuck
CF: YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO CHECK AND SEE IF YOU CAN ACTIVATE THE ALCHEMETER, YOU IDIOT.
CF: THIS IS FUCKING LIFE AND DEATH.
Justin activates the alchemeter
PS: If you die can I have your laptop?
A bright green bottle appeared.
CF: Nope.
Veronica took the lid off, staring at the meteor heading towards her.
CF: 'Cause i ain't dead today.
She chugged the neon green liquid, finishing it just before impact. She was then teleported, along with her house, to a new planet.
Welcome to the Land of Forest and Whispers.
PS: Woah
PS: Where the hell did you go?
PS: I can't see you on the screen
CF: Give it a moment.
Justin saw her disappear, then the house disappear, then he was brought to a quick loading screen, which brought him back to the view of Veronica in the hallway. She was looking out her window.
CF: Dude. Zoom out. Like, waaaaay out.
PS: Whoa
CF: Toto, we ain't in Kansas anymore.
PS: YOU CALLING ME YOUR BITCH?!
CF: No, i was calling you the adorable animal compainion, but i take it back now.
CF: If you were my bitch, you'd be the most rebellious and sometimes unhelpful bitch ever.
PS: Not if I'm punished~
CF: Are you turning into Hayley, squiggly hyphens and all?
CF: Also, that's freaky don't talk like that.
PS: I'M NOT TURNING INTO HAYLEY!!!!!!!!!!
PS: And don't talk like what?
CF: About being punished. Don't do that.
CF: Back to the matter at hand, i'm in a weird... What was that noise? I heard something coming from my room.
Veronica enters the room and finds an imp, only prototyped with a bendy straw, so its arms were all curled up and bendy.
CF: What the fuck...
Justin picks up the closest thing he can find and drops it on the imp
PS: What was that?
CF: I have no clue.
CF: It looked like a mix between a goblin and a bendy straw.
PS: Well then...
PS: Baka.
CF: Hey, it exploded into these fruit gusher things.
CF: Green fruit gushers. What the fuck?
CF: This looks like that grist stuff.
CF: Did you earn grist or did i?
CF: Also, how do i punch my own cards? I want to duplicate things.
PS: I earned grist 
CF: Do you have a card puncher you can place or whatever?
Justin placed the card puncher on top of Veronica's video game collection
Veronica Just sat there for a moment, wide eyed.
CF: Do you realize you just squashed all my PC Game disks?
CF: I Mean, i have them virtually stored on the computer but seriously.
CF: You just broke like 2 dozen games.
CF: You hear that flushing sound?
CF: That's money down the fucking drain.
PS: Does it look like I give a fuck?
CF: You might want to rephrase that before i hunt you down and put this axe through your goddamn skull.
PS: I would probably enjoy that
Veronica threw her axe at the wall in anger.
CF: Fuck you. I'm blocking you until i figure out how this card puncher works.

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RT: Are you feeling okay? Didn't mean to throw a fit there. Its just.
RT: You wouldn't stop pushing it.
RT: You okay?
RT: I'm not using my massive vocabulary right now.
RT: For you.
RT: I'm not trying to me a smart British douche right now.
RT: I'm trying to ask if you are okay.
RT: Say something damnit.
DS: Oh hi I was just working on my Hazuki Nagisa cosplay
DS: He's fabulous
RT: At least you are feeling okay.
RT: I guess.
RT: I mean, i already knew that.
RT: I Think.
RT: Its another one of those dream things i've been having.
RT: They are getting more frequent.
RT: And more vague.
DS: What dreams?
DS: I don't believe you told me about them
RT: Well, they aren't really dreams,just a series of words i hear when i'm sleeping.
RT: Sometimes they form prophecies, or form sentences to describe what me or a friend will be doing.
RT: I swear i told you about them though
DS: Oh
DS: I don't sleep...
DS: Never
DS: I just can't I don't know why
RT: No, you're bound to have fallen asleep at some point in your life.
RT: It is impossible for someone to stay awake for more than 4 days in a row.
RT: I Mean, veronica comes damn close sometimes, but no longer.
DS: Yeah but I only take short naps throughout the day
DS: I can't sleep for 8 hours straight
DS: I think I'm a insomniac 
RT: Likely.
RT: I think veronica basically wills herself to not fall asleep, knowing her Gaming sprees.
RT: You also always seem to be keeping yourself busy with your cosplays, though.
DS: But at least I TRY to fall asleep
DS: And can you tell Justin that I finished his Sebastian Michales cosplay?
DS: I'm too lazy to talk to him :3
RT: He's pestering me anyways. Might as well.

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RT: Hay says she finished your cosplay.
PS: Sweet!
PS: I'll thank her later
RT: How are you and V Doing in Sburb?
PS: She want's to kill me...
PS: That's all there is to say on the matter
RT: That's not unusual.
PS: Yep
PS: And I freaked her out :)
RT: Again, not unusual.
RT: Whats new as far as the game, then?
PS: Meteors are coming towards her house
PS: You?
RT: Hayley hasn't been doing much in the game.
RT: I'm debating taking the lid off the Cruxtruder without her.
PS: DON'T
PS: YOU MIGHT RUIN HER COSPLAYS AND THEN SHE'LL BITCH ABOUT IT!
RT: No, i meant my Cruxtruder.
RT: Veronica is the only one with control over Hayley's stuff.
PS: Oh
PS: Derp
PS: Just do it I guess
RT: You certain? its seems you two have your hands full with meteors.
PS: Yeah, do it
RT: I'll tell Hayley first.
PS: Ok

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DS: Did you tell him?
RT: Yeah, he said he'd thank you in a bit.
RT: I'm gonna turn the wheel on the Cruxtruder, if thats okay.
DS: Ok
DS: Don't kill anyone
RT: Won't Budge. I think the lids in the way.
RT: Lid won't budge either.
DS: I'll do it
Hayley moved the lid and turned the wheel on the Cruxtruder
RT: Ah, thanks.
The Kernelsprite and the cruxite dowel popped out, and the timer started.
RT: Oh dear, there's a timer.
RT: 5 minutes, looks like.
DS: What do you think it's for?
DS: You gonna explode or something?
RT: Justin had mentioned a meteor heading towards V's house.
RT: I'd assume its that.
DS: Oh...
DS:...
DS: I hope you don't die
RT: Me too. that would be... unfortunate.
RT: I just asked veronica for help, and she suggested i put something in the orb.
RT: And That you deploy the pre-punched card.
RT: Now she's giving me step-by-step instructions.
RT: This seems all very complicated.
DS: I know
DS: Oh, and are you a sadist? c:
RT: No. I already said fuck off.
DS: WELL SOR-RY!
DS: Justin said that he was a masochist 
DS: Can you believe him?
DS: I bet he watches tentacle hentai
Mark tosses a headless robot shell into the kernelsprite, prototyping it.
RT: Mombot never liked that i kept that thing around anyways...
Mark then suddenly passes out.
DS: Mark?
DS: MARK?
DS: MARK YOU PASSED OUT!
There was no response.
Hayley got a glass of water and poured it on Mark
Mark woke up, sputtering.
RT: God damnit.
RT: Did i fall asleep again?
DS: Yes, yes you did.
RT: I should also like to point out that even though you capitalized your letters, i still could not physically hear you.
DS: I DON'T GIVE A FUCK
RT: I nearly was knocked off my feet by how silent that was.
RT: What a loudmouth.
DS: Shut up
DS: I asked you this already
DS: Are you a sadist?
RT: And i answered this already. No. Stop doing this shit.
DS: Why?
RT: I've already ranted at you about why!
RT: Remember when i typed up that whole big shitstorm?
DS: Yesh
RT: Well then respect my boundaries!

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CF: I hear loud noises.
CF: Are you doing construction work?
PS: Uh... loud noises... Yeeeeahhh...
PS: I'm doing construction work...
CF: Justin, what the fuck are you up to?
PS: Stuff
PS: You can't hear into my room, right?
CF: I'm not watching you. That's Mark's Job.
PS: OH SHIT

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PS: Heeeeyyyyyyyyyy
PS: So...
PS: Don't look in my room, I'm kinda busy right now
RT: I'm busy arguing with Hayley right now, i'm not about to check the game.
PS: Ok
PS: Just...
PS: Don't...
Mark glanced at the computer screen for a moment, a bit curious.
Justin was playing a BL game called DRAMAtical Murder
RT: It's just more anime shit...
From the distance and the tinyness of Justin's monitor on the screen, that was all mark could tell.
Justin had the volume all the way up...
He continued playing the game
Mark didn't mind it any more attention, and went back to bugging Hayley.

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PS: Ok I'm back
CF: You have been building shit on the side of my house, haven't you.
PS: Yeah
PS: I was getting kinda bored
Veronica just stared at the slightly irregular oom now built on the side of her house.
CF: I'm afraid it'll break off. Put something under it to hold it up, please.
CF: As much as Hayley is the OCD one, i've got some Peeves.
Justin put a staircase under the room he built
PS: Better?
Veronica sighed.
CF: It just keeps happening.
CF: Why must you support things with stairs in every game we play.
CF: Better than nothing, i guess.
PS: Meh.
PS: Did you see any imps?
CF: Imps? You mean the green dudes? Yeah. Took care of them with my axe.
PS: ...
PS: Katanas are better -3-
CF: Actually, Bendy straws are best.
PS: Pffft, homosexual swimming boys are the best
CF: Whatever floats your Boner boat.
PS: ...wat
CF: Jeez, that one made a wooshing noise as it went over your head. Whatever.
Veronica happened to look up. 
CF: Whats with the spirographs in the sky?
PS: I dunno
PS: They look kinda cool though
CF: Beam me up, Scotty. Er, build me up. i guess.
Justin was playing DRAMAtical Murder again
CF: I don't hear any grist being used up!!!
PS: Have you ever played DRAMAtical Murder?
CF: What!? No! BUILD STUFF UP TO THAT FIRST SPIROGRAPH.
PS: Ok geez
Justin built a staircase up to the first spirograph
CF: I'm glad you are my builder slave man and all, but that is one wobbly as fuck staircase.
PS: Ok, so now I'm your fucking slave?
CF: Hey, it was a joke. I'm kidding.
CF: But make the staircase to that it won't collapse as i'm going up it, please.
PS: Uhhh...
Justin put a few poles under the staircase
Veronica put her hand to her face, mumbling something justin would never hear, under hear breath, about working with an idiot. 
CF: All the way up, Bird Brain.
PS: I did, idiot
CF: Well you did NOW, Noodle Noggin.
She started to climb upu the staircase, getting closer to the spriograph.
PS: Don't die
Veronica was hesitant.
CF: I feel like i'm missing something, before i go up there, and i'm still itching to figure out how the card puncher works...
PS: Just put a card in it. Geez.
CF: Well yeah, but it seems kindve useless if it's just to duplicate stuff. y'know?
CF: And there's Two slots, soo...
PS: Hmm
PS: I dunno
Veronica Treads Back down the stairs.
CF: I'll use, uhh, this camo blanket, and... a pair of boots.
On the way to get more cruxite, she encounters the Bendystrawsprite

SPRITELOG
VERONICA: Uhm...
BENDYSTRAWSPRITE: ~~~~~~~~~~~~~
VERONICA: Are you trying to speak in Tilde?
VERONICA: Whatever.

She ran past and got a dowel, and put it on the totem late.
CF: So much running around.
PS: I know
PS: I'm getting tired just watching you
She Walked to the Alchemeter, with the carved dowel.
CF: Veronica needs a new pair of shoes! 
CF: Hit the button, bro.
Justin hit the button
A BOOT CAMEO BLANKET was made.
Veronica facepalmed instantly.
CF: As cool as that is, i did it backwards.
CF: I Made a boot blanket instead of Camo boots.
CF: How much grist did that use?
PS: Like
PS 20
She then made a Cameo Tank top, and Cameo Boots, to match her green cargo pants.
CF: Wish the Cruxtruder was closer. D:
PS: I don't think I can move it
CF: Or if there was some sort of alchemeter addon or something.
PS: There probably is but I don't have any more grist
PS: That rhymed
CF: Well then let's go get some.
Veronica eyed a bendy-arm imp.
PS: You kill them
PS: Ima play more DRAMAtical Murder!
A Future Version of Mark (Not that justin recognised him, behind the glasses appeared, and took the mouse, clicking uninstall instead of play. before just knew what had happened, mark was gone, and Justin was gameless. (Focus Damn you, justin!)
PS: what. The hell. JUST HAPPENED?! 
CF: I just did a sweet frontflip axe chop combo.
CF: What, did something happen on your end?
PS: SOMEONE DELETED DRAMATICAL MURDER FROM MY COMPUTER!
CF: What!?
CF: I Mean, Damn right, but still, What!?
PS: I DUNNO
PS: IT'S GONE!
PS: I WENT THOUGH ALMOST ALL OF THE DIFFERENT PATHS
CF: Jeez, don't look at me.
PS: FUCK
PS: I NEED TO START ALL OVER
PS: SHIT
CF: You should be focused on one game at a time anyways...
CF: How much grist do we got now?
PS: Like
PS: 200
CF: Sweet.
CF: I'm gonna combine my axe with my energy sword figurine.
CF: The one from halo.
The first alchemizing made a 5 grist costing PLASTIC SWORDAXE FIGURINE.
The second alchemizing made a 195 Grist costing ENERGAXE
CF: Hellz Yeah.
PS: Why do you even use that huge thing anyway?
PS: Seems so annoying to carry around...
CF: That's what Captchalouge is for, dummy.
PS: I know but still
PS: How do you even wield it?
CF: God gave us two hands.
CF: So that we could weild one giant freaking axe.
CF: The energaxe is A lot lighter, though.
CF: Its just, like, a handle, and light.
PS: Oooh
PS: I should turn my kantana into a super badass ninja katana of darkness!
CF: Well, go pester mark about that then so he can transfer you to your new dimension/planet thing.
PS: Ok
CF: You might want to wait until after he's finished dealing with the meteor, though.
CF: He probably doesn't have much spare time now.
PS: Ok
PS: And did you connect to Hayley?
CF: Yeah, but i've not done anything yet. Except drop her toilet on her bed when mark asked me.
CF: I'm gonna need a lot more grist for this alchemizing business.
CF: And a lot more Captchalouge cards.
PS: Just kill a lot of imps
PS: That should get you some grist
CF: Do you think i Can captchalouge a captchalouge card?
CF: Then we can dupe them.
PS: You can try...
PS: And this is off-topic but...
PS: WHY IS HAYLEY OBSESSED WITH GETTING ME AND MARK TOGETHER?!
CF: What am i? Hayley's mom? Why are both of you asking ME this?
PS: Mark asked you about it too?
PS: Well just...
PS: And on that day, mankind received a grim reminder that Hayley was an insane fujoshi
CF: Ignoring your anime term, I just captchalouged my captchalouge card.
CF: I wonder if i can combine it with anything?
CF: First, though, i'll need grist with which to duplicate it.
PS: How much do you need?
CF: I'll need lots of captchalouge cards for all the cool shit in my room.
PS: No you don't
PS: And I meant how much grist do you need?
CF: Again, lots.
CF: Nothing much you can do, really.
PS: Ok
PS: I'll just go talk to Mark

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DS: Hey
DS: How's it goooiiin? 
CF: Eh, you know.
CF: Killing bendy armed imps.
CF: Making badass Energaxes.
CF: That's what the alchemeter is for, duping and combining items.
DS: Hmm...
DS: Maybe I can turn my scythe into something badass
CF: Hows mark doing on his journey to the new world?
PS: I don't really know...
She glances at her screen and sees Mark doing something with his robots
DS: He's just obsessing over his robots...
CF: Did you give him the Pre-punched card?
DS: Yeah
DS: Hey how do I get grist?
DS: I need to badassify my scythe
CF: You need to kill imps from the new planets.
CF: And... have your buildy person actually place an alchemter... 
CF: I should get on that at some point.
CF: it also involves a lot of running around, so i'll put em close for you.
Veronica Went back to the computer, bending over to reach the keyboard since it was placed on a STUPIDLY SHORT TABLE. Justin got a nice view of her ass, though she didn't mean it.
Three loud thumps were heard by Hayley as the Totem Lathe, Alchemeter, and Cruxtruder were placed near each other, and a pre-punched card was placed on a nearby table.

~MEANWHILE~

JUSTIN: Holy shit Veronica has a nice ass

~Back to Veronica and Hayley~


DS: My Justin-is-a-perv senses are tingling.
Veronica didn't bother to pull her phone out, she just answered using the computer. Alt tab was her favorite key combination.
CF: What do you mean?
DS: I think Justin just said something perverted
CF: Like, did he say something to you, or did you just "Feel a disturbance in the force"?
DS: I felt a disturbance in the force
DS: I think he said something about you
CF: Oh shit i bent over to use the computer.
Veronica quickly stood up, pulling out her phone and continuing the conversation.
CF: Have i told you about this Stupidly short table?
CF: Like, its not even low enough to be used as an end table.
DS: Well then why do you have it?
CF: Its Dad's. Sis won't let me throw it away.
CF: I said we should put his ashes on it, but she went and put it in the "safety memorial cabinet".
CF: Wait, how the hell would you have known Justin was checking me out?
DS: I don't know for sure it just felt like it.
Veronica bent over again to fix something, desperately hoping justin wasn't watching.
CF: By the way, the cruxtruder is the center of the whole alchemeter thing.
CF: But don't open it yet. It'll send a meteor towards your house.
CF: I'm gonna be busy fucking up these imps.
CF: Go check on Mark.
DS: Ok

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DS: Hey Veronica told me to check up on you
RT: HELP THERES LIKE 5 OF ME.
Hayley noticed mark sitting on his bed, with 5 different versions of himself (all in different outfits).
RT: They are all trying to tell me stuff about the game at once and the meteor is really fucking close and i need you to alchemize my totem lathe like yesterday aaaagh.
DS:...
DS:...
DS...
DS:...
DS: SELFCEST!
She began thinking of various selfcest fanfics that she and Justin have written as she she alchemized his totem lathe
A pile of parts appeared on the platform.
RT: What? no, we're all having a conversation with tea.
RT: The bed is just more comfortable than the floor.
RT: You done it yet?
DS:... I am very confused
DS: Hey, can two of you duplicates make out with each other for me?
RT: Hang on, i'll ask.
RT: Hey, one of them told me to say something to you.
RT: "Fuck off."
RT: Now i'll go see what you made with the alchemeter.
Mark went over and saw the robot parts, telling his duplicates to wait while he saved all of their collective asses.
RT: Oh god.
RT: I have to build a robot.
DS: Oh god
DS: Please don't
Mark Knelt down, starting to put the glowing, grey pieces together.
Eventually, he had a functioning robot. Or so it seemed.
RT: The damn thing won't work.
He kicked it out of frustration, and as it shattered against the wall, him, and his time travel copies (and his whole island) were teleported.
He looked out the window.
Welcome, to the Land of Rivers and Echoes.
Mark heard constant screams and moans, echoing throughout the planet. As if someone was being tortured.
DS: Oh god
DS: Where are you?
RT: Okay, so i'm NOT the only one hearing that?
DS: No...
RT: Holy fuck this is weird.
RT: AHHHWHATISTHAT.
Mark was staring at a green bendy-armed headless imp standing on his balcony.
DS: A imp
RT: WHERE IS ITS HEAD.
DS: I don't know
DS: Maybe it tried to kill itself?
RT: And why are its arms weird.
RT: They look like bendy straws.
DS: ...
DS: You might wanna ask Veronica about that...
RT: Wait, i put something without a head in the orb, and she has bendy straws around her house...
RT: So then, the enemies get the powers of whatever we put in the sprites?
DS: I guess so...
RT: I wonder how many times we can put things in them?
RT: I also wonder, did veronica tell you how the alchemeter works?
Mark went out on the deck, and started STRIFING, equipping his sawbladekind.
DS: Not really
DS: I guess you just merge stuff together
DS: I know a lot about alchemy though
Mark felled the imp in one blow, and then put the sawblade back in the specibus.
RT: I'll try to combine my suit with...
He looked around the room, having stepped back inside. He noticed all his time travel copies were gone now.
RT: This Uranium.
Mark had picked up a glowing stone in some glass container.
He punched both the cards, and carved a totem, putting it on the alchemeter.
RT: Hit it.
The alchemeter made a clean, crisp, URANIUM-INFUSED TUXEDO.
RT: This probably isn't very safe...
Mark started putting on the jacket.
RT: But it looks damn cool.
RT: Now i need my badassery shades.
RT: Where'd i put them?
DS: Why a tux?
DS: Getting married?
DS: To justin?
RT: What? No.
RT: Its a fancy dress suit.
RT: Its classy.
RT: And it glows like crazy and hurts my eyes.
RT: Where the hell are my shades.
DS: I don't know
RT: I think i left them downstairs.
Mark wen and stood on his telepad, going down a floor.
DS:...
DS: Ya find them...?
Mark has descended into the LIVING ROOM, which shared a floor with the KITCHEN, where Mombot was making dinner.
RT: No...
RT: Hang on, did you watch me go through the...
DS: Go though the what?
RT: Telepad.
RT: Whoops.
DS: Yes.
DS: Is there a problem with that?
RT: I'd figure you'd be more surprised that i just went though a teleporter.
RT: Mum made it. She was a brilliant inventor. Better than me at least.
RT: But she had always had a rival that kept trying to copy her designs. That's why i live out in middle of god-damn nowhere off the coast of europe.
RT: Er, USED to live out in the middle of god-damn nowhere off the coast of europe.
RT: Now i live in a place where it constantly sounds like-
Mak was cut off as he dived behind a couch. Mombot was walking out with a tray of food.
RT: Sorry, mombot would cuddle me to death if she found me.
RT: Mum only had time to program 2 modes, Strict, and Loving.
RT: Strict wouldn't let me keep nearly enough radioactive rocks and sharp things in my room, so i had to settle with loving.
RT: I don't think she's realized yet, her hugs hurt.
RT: Anyways, i was always supposed to keep most of her inventions secret.
RT: Like the telepad.
RT: There was also this weird flower thing, which sent items far into the past.
RT: Its how i got the helicopter to you.
DS: Wow
DS: I just fucking
DS: Damn
RT: Sorry, bit of a heavy load, huh?
Mark spotted his glasses on the table.
DS: Meh.
Mark grabbed his shades and quickly ran back to the Telepad, zooming back up to his room.
DS: What are you doing?
DS: Did you really need your glasses?
RT: I might get cancer from this suit, but i won't be blinded by it.
RT: Can i make a fancier buzzsaw?
RT: Like a- oh. No grist."
DS: Ok, since you're playing dress-up, let me get into one of my fucking cosplays
DS: hmm... which one should I wear...
RT: Don't ask me.
RT: Ask veronica. She'll be the only one seeing it. At least for now. I think.
She saw mark put his hands to his head.
RT: These stupid fucking dream things make me confused.
RT: But go ask her.
RT: I'll go collect some grist, and things to alchemize.
DS: Fine.

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DS: Hey
DS: What cosplay should I wear?
DS: I was thinking of Aoba from DRAMAtical Murder
CF: I'm not sure if you'd be able to pull off a dude.
CF: I've not actually seen you yet, tbh.
She went and bent over to use the computer again.
CF: What room you in?
DS: ...my room
CF: Ah. Right.
CF: Holy shit i think i'm bi now.
CF: Wait, did i just type that?
CF: Damn, that is a bad habit.
DS: O_O
DS: I was always bi
DS: Whatever
Hayley started stripping all of her clothes off 
DS: Shit wheres my jacket
She changed into her Aoba cosplay
DS: Sup.
CF: You actually do that really well.
CF: I mean, i haven't seen the dude, but you can definitely pull off being a dude.
CF: Also, you aren't fazed by much, are you?
DS: Yeah, I don't mind being fully naked in front of another girl
DS: I mean like, why wouldn't I?
CF: Either that or you didn't understand what i meant.
CF: Its a weird feeling, but i think i feel...
CF: Actually, i'll quote mark in one of his stupid poems that he used to send to girls.
CF: "I believe i am romantically inclined towards you."
CF: Needless to say, he didn't pick up any chicks.
CF: But uhh... yeah.
DS: Wait...
DS: So uh...
DS: ...
DS: You have a crush on me?
CF: I guess? I mean, I don't know how this stuff works, I've never actually been... I'm not sure.
CF: I think so.
CF: I feel tingly.
CF: I guess i'm just confused.
CF: I...
CF: I don't know. I don't get it.
DS: Well then
DS: Even though we only know each other on the internet, how about we go out?
DS: I've actually had a crush on you for a while...
CF: You have? But you haven't seen me.
CF: Wait no, i sent some pictures, didn't i?
CF: Uhh, also, how would we do that? If you forget, i'm kinda in a different dimension or something.
DS: Oh yeah...
DS: I don't know. But still
DS: I really like you
CF: Uhh, thanks.
There was an awkward pause in the chat.
CF: Anyways, do you need me to walk you through getting to your planet?
CF: Maybe they are all connected or something.
DS: Yeah
DS: And I got some more grist
CF: Okay, so we're going to have to take the lid off the Cruxtruder.
CF: It'll give you a thing called a cruxite dowel, which is for alchemizing things.
CF: And an orb of some kind. Its part of the game, so i'll call it a sprite.
CF: You can put something in the sprite, which gives the enemies in the game powers (or features) like the thing you threw in it.
CF: In other words, don't give them anything powerful, and don't make them annoying as fuck.
DS: Oh god so I have to give them like
DS: A rubber duck
CF: What, don't you have anything in your room to give them? Or heck, even your house? Is everything you own house related to ridiculously powerful or annoying things?
DS: Yes, actually.
DS: We have a whole room just full of random guns and swords.
DS: And I'm not giving them one of my cosplays!
CF: Oh god.
CF: Try, like, 
CF: I dunno.
CF: Try your laptop or your phone or something.
CF: No.
CF: Then they could send us pesters.
CF: Oh god no.
CF: try drawing something on a piece of paper?
DS: Ok...
Hayley drew a random anime dude on a piece of paper
DS: Is this ok?
CF: What is it, i can't see.
Veronica squints at the screen, accomplishing nothing.
DS: It's one of my characters
DS: Who's a insane psychotic homosexual murderer demon thingy.
CF: That's a bad idea.
CF: Try drawing, like, a stick figure with a sword on him or something.
DS: I'll just draw one holding a water gun
CF: That'll do.
DS: Dude, you should really play DRAMAtical Murder
DS: When we meet in real we can cosplay as Aoba and Clear
CF: Trying to keep my gamer conscience clear, i tend to stay away from erotic games.
DS: Ok, whatever
DS: At least I got Justin into it...
DS: Can you give me a cruxidite dowel or whatever it's called?
CF: Cruxite.
CF: It comes out of the Cruxtruder once we open it, but then we have a time limit.
CF: The lid is really stubborn though, so let me see...
Veronica dropped the nearest heavy thing on it, the toilet. The lid popped off.
Hayley took the Cruxite dowel from the cruxtruder
DS: What do I do now?
CF: Throw the picture into the orb, then put the cruxite in the totem lathe, and the card in the slot.
Hayley did exactly what Veronica told her to.
CF: Now take the carved dowel and put it in the alchemeter.
CF: Then i can hit the button and make you a glowey item.
While waiting for the totem lathe to carve the dowel Hayley got added to a memo. "Radioactive Cosplay Headquarters."
Hayley put the dowel in the alchemeter
Hayley kept getting pestered by messages in the memo as veronica hit the button to alchemize.
CF: Up to you now. Ima go alchemize like a madman.

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FRT: Hayley!
FRT: Hayleeeeey!
FRT: I need to tell you something.
FRT: From the future.
FRT: Say something damnit.
PDS: Ok, who the hell are you?
FRT: Its me, Mark.
FRT: But i'm from the future.
FRT: Turns out, i can time travel.
FRT: And that pesterchum allows for talking between periods of time, through memos.
FRT: Me in the very distant future made one for updating myself in different time spots of time loops i started, so me from a different time will complete those loops.
FRT: Its all very complicated.
FRT: But future you wanted me to tell past you something. 
FRT: Er, present you, i guess?
FRT: She said you need to verify that Veronica has a crush on you.
FRT: Which, also, Why am i the only one here who isn't bisexual.
FRT: What is even going on.
FRT: Sorry if i'm talking too much.
PDS: I don't really believe you...
PDS: But... I don't know. I asked Veronica out and it seemed like she said yes...
FRT: I'll see if i can pass it on.
FRT: I honestly don't know why she asked.
FRT: Also, why don't you believe me?
FRT: Am i really not trustworthy?
FRT: I gotta stop asking questions.
FRT: Go to your new planet now.
FRT: I'll be waiting.
FRT: Just to prove it.
PDS: We'll be on the same planet?
PDS: I thought I would get my own
FRT: You do, its just-
FRT: Forget it. I'll see you there.

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DS: Future you is an ass.
RT: Huh?
DS: Never mind
DS: And me and Veronica are dating now
DS: So don't tell her anything weird about me
RT: Wait, what?
RT: I thought she was straight.
RT: Also, why would i ever do that~
RT: See, i used your squiggly hyphens to mock you, and at the same time, to tell you i'm up to something.
RT: Not that you've ever told me a hilarious and embarrassing secret. :)
DS: You used to ship me with Justin
DS: Cause you think I'm a fucking sadist
RT: Yes, i put you both on a boat.
RT: And that makes me worse than you HOW exactly?
RT: Especially since i STOPPED PUSHING IT.
RT: Also, no, i was referring to that messy slideshow you put together.
RT: You at the new planet yet?
DS: No
DS: But I am in my badass Aoba cosplay
RT: I don't know who that is.
RT: Aren't you on a timer or something?
RT: Shouldn't you have a meteor headed towards you?
DS: Yeah, it's coming
DS: Or cumming.
DS: I feel like I should make sexual jokes now this Aoba cosplay will be the death of me
RT: Stop making sexual humor and go see what has been alchemized.
RT: I'll stop pestering you and go alchemize like there's no tomorrow.
DS: FIIIIINNNNEEEEE
RT: And maybe show veronica your stupid slideshow.
RT: :)
DS: What fucking slideshow are you talking about?
RT: The one about what you said you wanted to do to the teacher.
RT: :)
DS: I have no fucking idea what you're talking about
DS: I sent you a Teacher x Student ReiGisa fanfic before
DS: Is that what you're talking about?
RT: Huh?
RT: Oh shit, did i fuck up my blackmailing?
RT: Hang on, i'm gonna captcha my phone so i can try something.
DS: What are you gonna do...?
RT: Phone with headset.
RT: Holy shit this works.
RT: I can't read what you are saying though.
RT: Hang on.
DS: Wha...?
DS: I'll just look around the room for things I can alchemize
RT: There.
RT: I now have pesterchum glasses and a headset.
RT: I am now hands-free as far as chat is concerned.
RT: You can only alchemize on the new planet.
DS: HHNNNNNNGGGGG
DS: I HATE THIS FUCKING GAME
RT: What?

+Joey DokiDoki +Edward Elric
((Idk heres the post??))

+Jedzored WANNA CONTINUE OUR HOMESTUCK RP ON HERE?

Do you ever just get so tired that you start doing shitty rps it's like I'm sorry theres school and shit smh sorry

Who wants to roleplay?

+Rei Ryuu
DIS SHALL BE DA HARDCORE YAOI YANDERE DEMON THINGY
Ok yeah I can't think of a title, they could just be demons who somehow got stuck on earth, how about that? Also, anyone can join if you're not scared of horny demons killing people.
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