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$ "Hello ladies/men." $
$ "Look at your (wo)man, now back to me. Now back at your (wo)man, now back to me. Sadly (s)he isn't me. But if (s)he stopped using reasonably priced body wash and switched to designer brands they could smell like (s)he's me." $
$ "Look down, back up. Where are you? You're on a boat with the woman your (wo)man could smell like. What's in your hand? Back at me. I have it. It's an revolver with two bullets from that brand you love. Look again. The bullets are now diamonds!" $
$ "Anything is possible when your (wo)man smells like a rich person and not a normal one." $
$ "I run a mafia." $

I'd pay Løssi good money to kick me into the stratosphere

+Lokki Bondevik & Egil Steilsson
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