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#Santa_Banta_Jokes
Santa: kal main raat ko bathroom mai gaya to ander bhoot tha
Banta: to fir kya hua?
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Santa: Hona kya tha main bhoot se bola tum kar lo bhai humara to vese he nikal gaya hai

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Wikipedia : " I know everything "
Google : " I have everything "
Facebook : " I know everybody "
Internet : " without me u r no body "
Electricity : " Awaaz Niche "
http://bit.ly/1yIFcQ6

#FunnySantaBanta  
Banta went to the emergency room with the tip of his index finger blown off. “How did this happen?” the doctor asked. “Well I was trying to commit suicide,” Banta replied. The doctor asked, “Trying to commit suicide by shooting your finger?” “No, silly! First I put the gun on my head and I thought my face would look horrible, then I put it in my mouth and I thought I just paid Rs. 1,000 to get my teeth straightened. So then I put the gun in my ear and I thought this is going to make a loud noise, so I put my finger in my other ear before I pulled the trigger.“
http://bit.ly/1E4NCV7

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It is said that Husband is the head of the family,
But
Remember that wife is the Neck of the family.
& the Neck can turn the Head exactly the way she wants.

Husband asks: Do u know the meaning of wife?
'Without Infomation Fighting Everytime'.
Wife on hearing replies,
It also means 'With Idiot For Ever'.

Read more jokes: http://www.indyaspeak.com/jokes/husband-wife-jokes.jsp

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#Funny
1 Kilo Aatta

Pappu: Dettol sabun hai ?
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Dukandaar: Hai,
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Pappu : Accha wala ?
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Dukndar: Ha
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Pappu: Acchi quality ka hai na?
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Dukndr: Ha...
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Pappu : Hath dhokar 1 Kilo aatta dedo....

Read More: http://www.indyaspeak.com/jokes/girlfriend-boyfriend.jsp
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+IndyaSpeak 
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Boy & Girl Playing Ludo…
Boy: Agar 1 se 5 me aaya to I Kiss u
Girl: What??
Acha aur 6 Aaya To
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Boy: Kabi Ludo Nahi Kheli Kya?
6 Aaya To dubara meri bari..

http://www.indyaspeak.com/jokes/husband-wife-jokes.jsp
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