The Mrs went mad with me earlier for covering myself in bubble wrap.........now everyone's having a pop!

Was shagging this bird over her kitchen table when we heard the front door open. She said, "It's my husband! Quick, try the back door!"..
Thinking back, I really should have legged it - but you don't get offers like that every day!!.

£150 million to refurbish Buckingham palace..
The queen is open to other quotes, but insists they are from companies who are corgi registered

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