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A man was having an argument
with his wife. In the heat of the
argument, wife called him a fool.
The husband got angry and said
he can not be called a FOOL by a
woman, not even his wife, so, she must therefore leave his house.
Neighbors intervened and the
matter was resolve. But the wife
was still nursing anger. Later that
night it rained heavily, and it was
so cold the husband wanted to perform his manly duty, sneaking
his hand to touch his wife's laps
in the dark, the wife said"Who is
that FOOL?" The husband gently
and quietly answered,"It's me,
honey"

A 3 men were lost in a forest and were captured
by cannibals.
The king of the cannibals told the three
friends that they could live if... they pass a trial.

The 1st step was to go deep into the forest and
get 10 pieces of the same kind of fruits.

The three men went their separate ways to
gather fruits.

The first man came back and said to the
king, "I brought 10 apples".
The King explained the trial to him.

King : You have to swallow the fruits without
any expression on your face or you will be
killed. The first apple went in, but on the second
one, he winced out in pain, so he was killed.

The second arrived and showed the king 10
berries. When the king explained the trial
to him, he thought to himself that this should
be easy....1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8 and on the ninth
berry, he burst out in laughter and was killed.

The first and second met in heaven....
The first man asked, "why did you laugh ?,
you almost got away with the
trial"....then the second man replied, "I couldn't
help it, I saw the third man
coming with Watermelons!!

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i love my mom so much, because she is funny, caring, a bit mean to correct my mistakes, loves cooking, smiley and always there for me

Don't give ur 100% attention to advice, cos some could be misleading, in anything u do, let it be 100% of what u want or what u feel is comfortable for u

First, i wished to be an accountant, and later a doctor and later a soldier and finally a programmer, for now am just a comedian, do u think too many wishes affect who u will be?
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