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50 Shad3s: The Last Bits
There are nearly fifty pages of bullshit after Chapter 25. I know right? It's like, srsly? For reals? That's just really a whole lot. Here's maybe a more fair way of talking about the plot of this trilogy: I've said a few times that Ana isn't really the pro...
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50 Shad3s: Chapter 25! THE LAST CHAPTER! not really the end tho
Hey you know how at the end of Lord of the Rings there's like ten different endings? And then after that there's all those appendixes and whatever? And you read about how Gimli and Legolas sailed off to the Gray Havens together? To the west? Meaning they li...
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50 Shad3s: Chapter 24
Did you even see that shit? When I dropped TWO mutterflushing chapters on your head in the Same Day? Ridic. Shit was ridic. AND NOW this third one like a day later? I'm putting you on notice, book from ten years ago that nobody cares about anymore. I'm like...
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50 Shad3s: Chapter 23
TLDNR Ana recovers in the hospital and everything is fine.  Seriously tho: we're almost done. Almost done with this whole thing. We can do this, friends. We can do this. And in order to move shit along, I'm no longer on any type of schedule. I'm just making...
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50 Shad3s: Chapter 22
So this thing really ends with a whimper. I've kind of scanned ahead a little? And it's a real bummer. I'm going to make some plot complaints. I know I've made them before but I've been doing this for so long that I end up just reminding myself of certain t...
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50 Shad3s: Chapter 21
TLDNR Ana is mad at CG for seeing Elena and Jack Hyde is back. We're getting like, rill close you guys. Rill close. I can like, totally see the end from here and it's great! Not the ending--the feeling of being able to see the ending. That's great. The endi...
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50 Shad3s: Chapter 20
TLDNR: Christian is mad at Ana for being pregnant. Christian gets drunk with an ex. Guys I'm still kinda upset about the end of the previous chapter. I guess in a way I shouldn't be? I mean, it is terribly believable .  If I were Ana, I too would be v upset...
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50 Shad3s: Chapter 19
TLDNR:  Ana is pregnant. ZOMG. Guys I just read this chapter and I don't know. I don't know. So EL is getting increasingly desperate here in the home stretch. Less and less likely things are happening. And um. Yeah. I mean you read that top part. The spoile...
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50 Shad3s: Chapter 18
TLDNR It's Ana's birthday and it seems like Ray is going to be ok. This is a short and bad one. I'm honestly not sure if I just care less, or what, but I think I didn't write much about this chapter because nothing happens at all and it's hard to find much ...
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50 Shad3s: Chapter 17
TLDNR Hospital stuff I think I'm going to stop thinking of this trilogy as a trilogy, because it just doesn't behave like one. Ooh unless we're thinking about movie trilogies, in which case it totally does. And not like the rare trilogy that was planned as ...
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