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Jerry B. Altzman
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Oh wait, is this satire? I ... can't tell any more. 
MINFORD, OH—Boasting that they have cured hundreds of teens and young adults over the years, gay conversion therapists from the Redeeming Path Treatment Center told reporters Thursday that most of their patients are completely straight by the time t...
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This year's door warning signs, courtesy of ​ and ​. Happy Passover!
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I think the last frame definitely epitomizes "NOPENOPENOPE" http://bit.ly/1xyLza5
Do not go online today
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To be filed under "unintended consequences"...
An enterprising Indiana marketing consultant has opened up the First Church Of Cannabis, thanks to anti-gay Hoosier lawmakers.
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I do not see any satire here.
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HT +Valdis Kletnieks  for this one. I can't even.
 
5 Ways to Tell If He's Into You: Kingdom Animalia Edition. EG Peacock spider: "if you're still not feeling it, don't worry, you can always eat him." http://thehairpin.com/2015/03/5-ways-to-tell-if-hes-into-you-kingdom-animalia-edition
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Rand Paul is crazier than a bag full of cats, but the author of the article loses credibility with a whopper of a falsehood like "But Senator Rand Paul's presidential candidacy itself is technically illegal if he runs while also running for re-election" 

No, that's not what the Slate article said. It said he couldn't run in the Kentucky GOP primary as both a senatorial candidate and a presidential one. VERY DIFFERENT. Clean up your act...
Rand Paul just quietly released a video announcing his run for the presidency, but most of the clips of him speaking are from one of the most anti-gay conferences in America.
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Um....yeah... sorry, #MikePence  , you're really not fooling anyone with your "this law isn't intended to be used to discriminate against gays..."
Stunning. Mike Pence's 2000 Congressional campaign website reads like a war against the very people he now claims he "abhors" discrimination against.
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I heartily endorse this. 0. 
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As +Levi Altzman​ put it: "a washing machine more badass than you'll ever be." Party Hard Washing Machine (Sandstorm Remix): https://youtu.be/ZPusDLTV3vg
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Kids, don't do drugs.
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It's too bad that stupidity isn't terminal: http://bit.ly/1EYiOn5
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Occupation
Technical Project Manager
Skills
Miracle working, porcine aeronautical engineering.
Employment
  • 1010data
    Project Manager, 2014 - present
    Manage. Project.
  • 3 Phase Computing, Inc.
    Consultant, 2005 - 2014
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Wallingford, PA - New York, NY - Brooklyn, NY - Linden, NJ
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I am the Lorvax, I speak for the machines.
Introduction
Broken things fixed. Working things improved. 

The merely difficult done immediately; the impossible takes 24 hours advance notice.
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Miracle worker, machine whisperer, porcine aeronautical engineer.
Education
  • Columbia University
    Physics and Mathematics, 1986 - 1990
  • City University of New York
    Physics, 1990 - 1997
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jbaltz, יוסף אלצמן‎, Йосиф Альцман, 強鑽心
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