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Jerry B. Altzman
Works at 1010data
Attended Columbia University
Lived in Wallingford, PA
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Seen on the floor of the building we're expanding into. The opposite of the grocer's apostrophe.
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HT +Valdis Klētnieks​, this was sort of like the defining metaphor for my life. Now ...
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For +Valdis Kletnieks to file under "C|N>K"
 
Ok, one more meme on #KimDavis I just couldn't resist this one 😂😂😂😃.

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Sometimes, I forget how much I absolutely love statistical physics: http://bit.ly/1JaHQ2B <-- link is SFW.
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Yup. It's a thing. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Negative_temperature
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This is certainly going to be more entertaining than Fant4stic would have been:
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Courser planned email alleging sex with a male prostitute to hide relationship with Gamrat, according to recordings
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Yeah, this is pretty... awesome? It makes me long for the security and regularity of PHP.
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That should be "for +Elana Altzman​"
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I always knew Hell would have pie: http://bit.ly/1MBN6Nw
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Chris Kluwe: you are awesome: http://bit.ly/1KoJVHx
What should we make of a billionaire homophobe donating money in furtherance of the denigration of an entire class of Am…
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RIP Joseph Traub. I'll miss you as a teacher and an advocate for me.
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For Jacob Mazor and Avishay I. Mazor P.E. :http://bit.ly/1MXV1K7
When the transistor was invented in 1947 at Bell Labs, few could have foreseen the future impact of the device. This fundamental development in science and engineering was critical to the invention of handheld radios, led to modern computing, and enabled technologies such as the smartphone. This is one of the values of basic research.
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Occupation
Technical Project Manager
Skills
Miracle working, porcine aeronautical engineering.
Employment
  • 1010data
    Technical Project Manager, 2014 - present
    Manage. Project.
  • 3 Phase Computing, Inc.
    Consultant, 2005 - 2014
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Previously
Wallingford, PA - New York, NY - Brooklyn, NY - Linden, NJ
Story
Tagline
I am the Lorvax, I speak for the machines.
Introduction
Broken things fixed. Working things improved. 

The merely difficult done immediately; the impossible takes 24 hours advance notice.
Bragging rights
Miracle worker, machine whisperer, porcine aeronautical engineer.
Education
  • Columbia University
    Physics and Mathematics, 1986 - 1990
  • City University of New York
    Physics, 1990 - 1997
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Male
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jbaltz, יוסף אלצמן‎, Йосиф Альцман, 強鑽心
Excellent fare for the price. Appealing to my whole family's wide range of likes. Friendly staff. Not a bad first experience at all.
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