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Jerry B. Altzman
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Lived in Wallingford, PA
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In the last 3 days, 3 people have independently told me that I need to eat more.

THE WORLD HAS GONE COMPLETELY MAD! RUN, RUN WHILE YOU STILL HAVE LEGS!
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Give blood!
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Rand Paul is crazier than a bag full of cats, but the author of the article loses credibility with a whopper of a falsehood like "But Senator Rand Paul's presidential candidacy itself is technically illegal if he runs while also running for re-election" 

No, that's not what the Slate article said. It said he couldn't run in the Kentucky GOP primary as both a senatorial candidate and a presidential one. VERY DIFFERENT. Clean up your act...
Rand Paul just quietly released a video announcing his run for the presidency, but most of the clips of him speaking are from one of the most anti-gay conferences in America.
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Um....yeah... sorry, #MikePence  , you're really not fooling anyone with your "this law isn't intended to be used to discriminate against gays..."
Stunning. Mike Pence's 2000 Congressional campaign website reads like a war against the very people he now claims he "abhors" discrimination against.
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I heartily endorse this. 0. 
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As +Levi Altzman​ put it: "a washing machine more badass than you'll ever be." Party Hard Washing Machine (Sandstorm Remix): https://youtu.be/ZPusDLTV3vg
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I've got nothing. #wat   http://bit.ly/1Sbhh3e #nsfw  
Note that Texas bans same-sex marriage, but bestiality is legal. What can we learn from this?
A Texas man who was twice arrested in 2013 for having sex with a horse named Nadia has apparently struck again. Police say Cirilo Castillo, 45, was caught back in February in the same barn he’d been ordered to stay away from, once again attempting to violate a horse. He was arraigned this month on criminal trespassing charges. Man Arrested Two Times in 3 Months for Having Sex With the Same Horse Man Arrested Two Times in 3 Months for Having Sex W...
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Oh wait, is this satire? I ... can't tell any more. 
MINFORD, OH—Boasting that they have cured hundreds of teens and young adults over the years, gay conversion therapists from the Redeeming Path Treatment Center told reporters Thursday that most of their patients are completely straight by the time t...
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This year's door warning signs, courtesy of ​ and ​. Happy Passover!
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I think the last frame definitely epitomizes "NOPENOPENOPE" http://bit.ly/1xyLza5
Do not go online today
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To be filed under "unintended consequences"...
An enterprising Indiana marketing consultant has opened up the First Church Of Cannabis, thanks to anti-gay Hoosier lawmakers.
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I do not see any satire here.
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Occupation
Technical Project Manager
Skills
Miracle working, porcine aeronautical engineering.
Employment
  • 1010data
    Technical Project Manager, 2014 - present
    Manage. Project.
  • 3 Phase Computing, Inc.
    Consultant, 2005 - 2014
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Previously
Wallingford, PA - New York, NY - Brooklyn, NY - Linden, NJ
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Tagline
I am the Lorvax, I speak for the machines.
Introduction
Broken things fixed. Working things improved. 

The merely difficult done immediately; the impossible takes 24 hours advance notice.
Bragging rights
Miracle worker, machine whisperer, porcine aeronautical engineer.
Education
  • Columbia University
    Physics and Mathematics, 1986 - 1990
  • City University of New York
    Physics, 1990 - 1997
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Male
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jbaltz, יוסף אלצמן‎, Йосиф Альцман, 強鑽心
Excellent fare for the price. Appealing to my whole family's wide range of likes. Friendly staff. Not a bad first experience at all.
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