I think the artist's perception of the word "impress" is not the definitive meaning of the word; but regardless we are all aware of what they're implying. It's not as easy as a smile from a girl, and most guys sadly do what's on that list just to exploit the girl they "want". What it takes to impress someone is doing something that isn't expected or asked of, and it can only be done to somebody who cares about being impressed. After all, if all the guy wants is sex then he'll just use the smile as an excuse to tell the girl how "impressed" he is. If all it takes is an alleged smile then that's not a guy that you(the girl) want to start falling for. I could give examples of a real reason to be impressed, but soon enough the people lucky enough to experience what life really is all about will see it for themselves. The reality is astronomically more in-depth than what this now-famous picture describes and it really is all wrong. This is what you get maybe in middle school but in the real world there's something more; in the end you'll hopefully end up with the one who "impresses" you by doing what noone else has or could ever do for you. It can't be summed up from a picture, in a paragraph, in a parable, or even in a book or a movie. I think the summary caption above just shows how ignorant the person who made it really is. They're just a simple minded fool ready to be taken advantage of by the next person who comes with a glint in their eye.