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Kidlet*, over breakfast: Why did <classmate> give me a Ninja Turtles valentine? Ninja Turtles are for boys.

Me, the progressive: Kiddo, you've never even seen Ninja Turtles. How do you know it's for boys? You shouldn't believe things like that just because someone tells --

Kidlet: Mom. All the Ninja Turtles are boys.

Me: ... Uh, well, Danny Dragonbreath** is a boy. You like reading about him....

Kidlet: Danny Dragonbreath hangs out with girls! There are two girls in Danny Dragonbreath. But all the Ninja Turtles are boys.

Me: ... floundering

Kidlet: Why would I read anything that only has boys in it?

Me: ...!

Kidlet: Besides, Danny Dragonbreath has sea serpents. In Ninja Turtles the ninjas are turtles but in Danny Dragonbreath the ninjas are frogs. There aren't sea serpents in Ninja Turtles, because can you imagine a ninja sea serpent? What would they ninja?! Only fish! And fish are really easy....

Me: Oh thank God, for a little while there you were making sense.


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* Who is five and a half now, for those keeping track at home.
** +Ursula Vernon is the standard measure of awesomeness in this household.

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