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Cybe R. Wizard
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*"THERE. ARE. NO. ACCIDENTS. WITH. GUNS.
Full stop. There are no accidents with guns.
There are no accidents with guns.
This was NOT an accident.
This was negligent homicide."*
The police do a 'citizen's police academy' and during that class, a 73-year-old woman is gunned down when an officer fires live rounds instead of blanks.
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New word from That Danged Wife:
guygantuous.

Maybe I'll get a meaning later tonight.
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A Whale (of a) Tail
concerning those revealing swim bottoms

We are all, it seems, at a loss
for a US name for that dross[1]
so take it from me,
the next one that you see,
over here is thought of as, "butt floss."

[1] From WordNet (r) 2.0 [wn]:
dross
n 1: worthless material that should be removed

#limericks   #poetry   #comedy   #swimming   #dictionary  
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The Burning Question (answered)

It's sad but it has come to pass;
some towns have banned smoking. Alas,
it's just the position
of some politician
who's blowing his smoke up your ass.

#smoking   #banned   #politics  
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Whore to culture

As I lay there with unfastened buckle
I told myself, "under she'll knuckle."
As the hummingbirds zoom
I'm making some room;
before I plant /this,/ honey, suckle!

"Ah, yes," said I, well in the know,
"I sure she'll be fun down below."
But she clamped on the root
so I gave her the boot,
saying, "I swear that pussy willow."

#nsfw   #limericks   #horticulture   #whoretoculture   #poetry  #honeysuckle #pussywillow   #gardening  
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It's clear from this that the intelligent people have all the correct answers:
In Triumph's Summer Election Special, your favorite insult comic dog watches a focus group applaud increasingly bizarre ads.
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Browser OSes:

You know you want to run these.
It's the easiest way to revisit the operating systems of yore.
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I can not believe that these nutcases actually exist:
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Space Ex

No friction in space? Au contraire!
There's lots of great friction out there,
but if your depravity
depends upon gravity,
there's not a whole lot there to spare.

I use a great big rubber band
if bump and grind is in my plan.
I get 'em real strong,
they last all night long,
I tell ya, they're in big demand.

Snugly wrap the big band 'round your butt
and your honey's, get ready to strut
in time to the dance
of spatial romance,
but do not, the hull plates, abutt.

And if you start turning, resist!
I know it's fun, but I insist.
Centripetal force
will wither his horse
when, finally, you start to untwist.

It's verified, there's no refutin'
of forces involved, no disputin'.
Our fun in the raw
is due to First Law
of Motion by Sir Issac Newton.

But if you want really hot sex,
and like things that just may perplex,
join Schroedinger, Bohr
Heisenburg, and more,
Experience quantum effects!

I got a big hadron for you, babe. I feel a strong
interaction coming on.

#space #sex  #limericks  #gravity #comedy
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Guardin' parties

While wallowing under a teak
a timid young girl mild and meek
told me that I should
shove in her my wood
then sat on my log for a week.

#nsfw #limericks #horticulture #poetry #gardenparty   #gardening 
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Perseid Meteor Shower!!
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Introduction
I'm an unreconstructed hippie, Linux user and long-time curmudgeon who has recently become Also Known As: Top Heavy.  
I worked most all of my life either building or fixing domiciles.
I have lots (and lots and lots...) of hobbies.  It seems that I have a new one weekly.
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Wife and both daughters are black belts, Elder daughter, second degree. All three work in mostly male, non-traditional (for women) jobs
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Wizardy stuff
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Doing Wizardy stuff
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    Wizardy stuff, 1991 - present
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