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Howard Eldridge
Worked at Ford Motor Company
Lives in countryside near Cincinnati
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My Kinda Gal

An extremely large, muscular woman, wearing a sleeveless sundress, walked into a bar. She raised her right arm high, revealing a huge, hairy armpit and pointed to all the men sitting at the bar and asked, "Which of you men will buy a lady a drink?"

The bar went silent as the patrons tried to ignore her. At the end of the bar, was Boudreaux, a skinny little Cajun, who was as usual, VERY drunk. Boudreaux slammed his hand on the bar and said, "Give dat Ballerina a drink!"

Thibodeaux, the bartender, a close friend of Boudreaux's, poured the drink and the woman chugged it down. She turned again to the patrons and pointed around at all of them, again revealing her hairy armpit, and asked, "Which of you men will buy a lady a drink?" Once again, Boudreaux slapped his hand down on the bar and said, "Give dat Ballerina anudder drink!"

Thibodeaux, finally approached Boudreaux and said, "Boudreaux mah fren', I know it ain't none of my business of course if you want to buy dat lady a drink, but how come you keep callin' her a Ballerina?"

Boudreaux replied, "Thibodeaux . . . to me, any woman who can lift her leg dat high gots to be a Ballerina!"
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Hey, Don't Pour That in Th...
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this is just a test. if it were a Real emergency ..
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No....I Said 'Go Ahead'
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Yes, I've seen Haigha.
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Let Me Call You Back, A Little Busy Right Now.
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Always One In Every Crowd
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Finally...someone who understands what they are talking about.
 
The difference between anarchy and "anarcho"-capitalism

Anarchy is left libertarianism, technically called "social libertarianism"

Anarcho-capitalism is not anarchy in any way shape or form, it is right wing unrestrained capitalism, or right libertarianism.. essentially it is corpotocracy. Rule by economic powers.

The differences are portrayed in the two sci-fi fictional futures... 

"Anarcho"-capitalism is portrayed in the distopia in the series ; Continuum.

Anarchy is portrayed in the utopia in the series; Star Trek.
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Remember, No Matter How Dark The Road Of Despair...Heroes Walk

Be one. 
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Meet me under the bleachers
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We Learn From Our Children
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Why Would Anyone Try To Be Awesome In A World Of Misery?

                                    Because You Can
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Zen Thought For The Day

Forever hold close those who make you enjoy laughing at yourself.
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What a great shot.
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Who Do You Trust With The Football?

Almost 24 percent of registered Republicans and Republican-leaning independents trust this guy. That is almost double the percentage of the next leading candidate - Scott Walker. Think about that for a moment. That is all you need to know about the Republican mindset.
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An Optimistic Realist.
Introduction
As Cincinnati is too Southern to be Yankee and too Northern to be Rebel, I'm too Conservative to be Liberal and too Liberal to be Conservative. If I were to be labeled, Independent would be the best fit.
 
We are a diverse world with differing views. While you may not agree with an opinion, respect that person's right to have one.

Hate only slows the quest for the zeal of life. It poisons the mind. It tarnishes spirit. 

About me: 

* Not a Tea Party member.
Went to a TP meeting and was turned off by the racism seen. Have never been to another. Hope your TP is better.

* Not an OWS fan. 
Liked some of the basics when it first appeared but was turned off, after several meetings attended, over the 'give me' attitude. 

* Not a Republican, Democrat or Libertarian.
Like the positives of all and detest the negatives of each. 

* Not Religious but am Spiritual.
Enjoy the Spirituality of my Cherokee heritage. Soured on the flaws of Atheism and Religion.

On Topics:

Tend to be for the underdog. If your hate shows against an Atheist, I'll defend the Atheist. Show hate toward the Religious, you'll have me calling you out. Your small mind stunts your growth.

No need for me to play the Red/Blue game. Both are just opposite ends of the same turd. Pick the end you feel the cleanest.

That's about it. If you feel a need to know more, just ask. If you are one that consistently stereotypes, hates, reshares, spams my stream, has no meaningful profile, then please un-hoop and move on. No sense in either of us wasting our time. 
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countryside near Cincinnati
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Retired. Gardening, woodworking and blackmithing keeps me busy.
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Have done almost 30% of everything known to man, working on the rest.
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  • Ford Motor Company
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