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False Alarm: Department of Labor Having Braxton Hicks Contractions http://gomerblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/Department-of-Labor-Seal-e1495464656205.png BROOKLYN, NY – OB/GYNs at New York Methodist Hospital are reassuring New Yorkers that the pains felt at the Department of Labor on Schermerhorn Street are only due to Brixton Hicks contractions.
Is that supposed to be a stork or bald eagle?
“It can be worrisome to expecting mothers...

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Trump Tweets About Several Medical Specialties http://gomerblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/Radiology.jpg Trump is at it again.  This time it involves tweets regarding several medical specialties. Enjoy!

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Nurse Adds Kryptonite to Superman's Allergy List http://gomerblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/Superman-Comic-e1498393593616.jpg METROPOLIS, US – During an initial evaluation at Metropolis Medical Center (MMC) where the Man of Steel Superman presented to the emergency room with generalized weakness, ER nurse Bethany Richardson astutely concluded that the frequent flyer exposed himself to kryptonite again and made...

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Ophthalmologists Bracing Themselves for Full Day of Work after Solar Eclipse http://gomerblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/ophthalmology-e1495135726865.jpg Salem, OR – Ophthalmologists throughout the country are bracing themselves for what could be an entire day of work immediately after the solar eclipse on August 21st. Record numbers of people “seeing spots” after the eclipse are expected to stream into nearby ophthalmologist offices, threatening...

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Orthopedic Surgeon Floods OR during Shoulder Arthroscopy http://gomerblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/arthroscopy2.jpg Officials from Hamton Hospital may have to implement new policies after an Orthopedic Surgeon inadvertently flooded out the operating room during a shoulder arthroscopy.
“He kept asking for more irrigation or commenting on how the pressure wasn’t enough,” stated OR circulating nurse Tammy...

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Doctor Frantically Considers Options As He Realizes There's No Toilet Paper Mid-Poop http://gomerblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/toilet-e1437680076625.jpg EL PASO, TX – Facing a crisis of unheralded proportions, medicine intern Edwin Veracruz is mulling over any and all options as he realizes mid-poop that there is no toilet paper (TP) in his immediate vicinity, officials at University Medical Center of El Paso report.
“I’m...

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Trying to Ration Its Supply, Palliative Care Team Offers Thoughts or Prayers But Not Both http://gomerblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/34559598_m-e1495327045726.jpg BROOKLYN, NY – In an attempt to preserve supplies and not dole them out like Halloween candy, a palliative care team at Maimonides Medical Center has offered a patient and his family their thoughts or prayers but not both.
“So what would you like: a thought or a prayer? You...

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After Post Goes Viral, Gomerblog Consults ID for Antibiotics http://gomerblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/Gomerblog-Ativan-Diffuser-Screen-Shot-e1497794936663.png CHICAGO, IL – Gomerblog has consulted infectious diseases specialist Dr. Johann Phlegmon at University of Chicago to help investigate why one of its posts went viral and if antibiotics are indicated at this time.
“The post FDA Finally Approves The Ativan Diffuser for All Hospital...

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Nurses required to take a swim test after a nurse drowns in the Float Pool http://gomerblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/pool-e1437678937452.jpg Kearney, NE – Kind Humanitarian Hospital. Staff at KHH were saddened to learn that a long time nurse Lara Kennedy drowned in the nursing Float Pool overnight. Local nurse Amy Lace was in shock, as nurse Kennedy was known to be an excellent floater and has floated into ICU, Med-Surg, NICU,...

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Patient Discharged to Rehab to Acquire UTI http://gomerblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/patient-e1497794516907.jpg “Hope that UTI comes back swiftly”
AUGUSTA, GA – Patient Larry Michelson is thrilled he will be going to subacute rehab today where, if everything goes according to plan, he will acquire a urinary tract infection (UTI) within the next 2 weeks and be promptly...
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