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Matt Black
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If it's too loud, You're too old!
If it's too loud, You're too old!

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I'm not saying that you should teach children the Easter Bunny is a psychotic pan-dimensional demon that harvests the souls of bad children with a baseball bat.

I'm saying that if you don't, you're missing a golden opportunity.
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Friday morning breakfast here in the shop ... pancakes, sausage, eggs, orange juice and coffee. Oh yes there will be coffee.

#3gtactical #tippcity #veteranbusiness #foodporn #instafood #instagood #breakfast #morningcoffee #Instacoffee #cheftell #youseethisIeatthis #gourmetchef #madetoorder
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It's the day after Christmas and the elves are already back at building toys for all the girls and boys. #3gtactical #tippcity #2a #blackriflesmatter #funforthewholefamily #pewpew #america
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As most of you know, I'm a Beagle person, but I decided to switch it up a bit and got a Rottweiler puppy about 8 or 9 months ago and he weighs about 75-80 pounds now. He usually sleeps and/or stays in the garage when I have to leave the house. I had some errands to run so I set up a fan and his bed a few minutes ago and forgot that I put several mouse traps out there. Even though he's still relatively young he has testicles the size of tennis balls. Apparently he was dragging those monsters too close to a trap and it snapped right on his nuts. He's pretty pissed off right now and won't let me get close enough to help. He got ahold of my arm and now it’s bleeding pretty bad. I tried shooting a horse tranquilizer dart, but it missed him and skipped on the floor effectively flattening one of the tires on my truck so now I can't drive him to the vet or anything. I’m not even going to get into the failed disasters with the bed sheet or bucket of water. My plan right now is to have my 3 year old grandson approach him from the front to distract him while I sneak up behind him and club him with a tire iron. Does anybody have a better idea? Anyone?

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Huntin' humans? Ain't nothin' but nothin'. They all run like scared little rabbits. Run, rabbit, run. Run, rabbit. RUN, RABBIT!
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Recharging the batteries with a little woods therapy.
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Happy Fourth of July. Take a moment to remember all the vets past and present who fight for your freedom.
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