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Jess Matsumoto

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Sometimes I really miss living in D.C. Damn it, and I could have run in my underwear on my birthday LEGALLY.

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Freakin' awesome and super convenient. Any time I don't have to stutter through a phone conversation is time saved.

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In case you hadn't heard from Lord of Punxsutawney.

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I am sharing this because this is awesome... And I've spend many a party doing the exact same thing in the corner.
Your guess is as good as mine

Now, I'm all for keeping social media formats separate, but part of me wishes I could link my twitter and Google+ posts, because I'm super, super lazy.

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This is one of the most amazing things I've seen all year -- and that's saying a lot.

I need a specific scene from a movie for practice and I need some help from you guys.

Setup must be that the female lead has been caught by one of the villains, who is threatening to kill her. Her life must be at risk, she is being interrogated, and preferably saved when the hero intervenes. Heavy on emotion and imminent physical danger. I thought of a scene from Winter's Bone, where the lead is in the barn and rescued by her uncle. I also thought about Veronica Guerin and a scene from Bourne Supremacy. Do you guys have some suggestions? If so, please provide movie title. Action/drama genres preferred. Many thanks!

Oh, and no "how are u" posts. I will beat you with a trout if you do that.

Merriest of Christmases to all who celebrate it! Remember the reason for the season -- which is pleasin'. So, lay down by that yule log and get down with your sexified selves tonight.

Fact: 83% of Renaissance faire attendants over the age of 35 have Dan Fogelberg's "Longer" in their iTunes library.

Did I just look around, smell my hand, and smile? Yes sir-eee Bob!
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