"There is no future in looking at what others have created and wondering why it wasn't you who created it. Instead, take their idea, add a pinstripe or flames to it, and market it as the next new thing." - Me.
There was a moment this morning when I was going to ride to work. This moment was closely followed by a subsequent moment where the preceding moment was recognized for the ridiculousness that it was, and thusly ridiculed out of existence.
What's with all these people adding me to their circles who I've never heard of before, and who use stars/starlets photos as their avatars? I very highly doubt Tara Reid's real name is 'Minnie Williams', nor that she would ever be sober enough to use G+
The more I think about it, the more I realize I need either: a) A Fender American Standard P-Bass with rosewood fretboard, or b) A Lakland version of a). Someone wanna help me make this happen? Investors?