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Many of you know I have an affinity for cool wallpaper images ... here I present to you one of the coolest spaceships ever for #StarWarsTuesday .

"It's the ship that made the Kessel Run in less than twelve parsecs."
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I find it amusing now that people complain that "parsec" is a distance, and, given my new understanding of relativity, distance and time are actually the same thing. Which makes Han's boast even more impressive.
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These are awful. I love them.
 
If we're talking mathematically...
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LOL
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Independent developer ‘The Arcade Man’ combined a scratch-built Light Cycle with an Oculus Rift to create this impressive Tron: Legacy-inspired Arcade Game!

http://prostheticknowledge.tumblr.com/post/82296741722/home-made-tron-legacy-light-cycle-arcade-game

#Tron   #oculusrift  
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I played a flash version of that game that was from a third person perspective and it was pretty tough. I bet that game is damn hard from a first-person perspective.
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Reasons why People who work with computers seems to have a lot of spare time... #Old  
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I've also discovered the magic of "it's imaging"
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Just bought this! I hope it will fix the issues I've been having with my drawing tablet. Evidence says it's a b0rked bluetooth receiver and I'd rather spend a couple bucks on a new dongle than much, much more for a new tablet.
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Getting everyone out of bed this morning is like uprooting trees... Including myself. 
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Wait for it... http://j.mp/1n1DpQJ
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Best meme of the day for sure
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Railgun, railgun, love me some railgun.
Thank you Quake, thank you U.S. Navy for continuing to perfect the coolest SciFi gun since Greek fire!
 
The U.S. Navy’s New Railgun Can Hurl 23-Pound Projectiles Over 5,000 MPH!

Click the link below to view this crazy video...

http://www.industrytap.com/u-s-navys-new-railgun-can-hurl-23-pound-projectiles-5000-mph/19317
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Damn straight! I dare to assume you ignorant jackasses know that space is empty. Once you fire this husk of metal, it keeps going till it hits something. That can be a ship, or the planet behind that ship. It might go off into deep space and hit somebody else in ten thousand years. If you pull the trigger on this, you're ruining someone's day, somewhere and sometime. That is why you check your damn targets! That is why you wait for the computer to give you a damn firing solution! That is why, Serviceman Chung, we do not "eyeball it!" This is a weapon of mass destruction. You are not a cowboy shooting from the hip!
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Come for the photo, but stay for the hilarious joke.
 
Weight Loss Program

A guy calls a company and orders their 5-day, 5lbs weight loss program.

The next day, there's a knock on the door and there stands before him a voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old babe dressed in nothing but a pair of Nike running shoes and a sign around her neck..

She introduces herself as a representative of the weight loss company. The sign reads, "If you can catch me, you can have me."

Without a second thought, he takes off after her. A few miles later puffing and puffing, he finally gives up. The same girl shows up for the next four days and the same thing happens. On the fifth day, he weighs himself and is delighted to find he has lost 5lbs as promised.

He calls the company and orders their 5-day/10lbs program. The next day there's a knock at the door and there stands the most stunning, beautiful, sexy woman he has ever seen in his life. She is wearing nothing but Reebok running shoes and a sign around her neck that reads, "If you catch me you can have me".

Well, he's out the door after her like a shot. This girl is in excellent shape and he does his best, but no such luck. So for the next four days, the same routine happens with him gradually getting in better and better shape.

Much to his delight on the fifth day when he weighs himself, he discovers that he has lost another 10lbs as promised. He decides to go for broke and calls the company to order the 7-day/25 lbs program.

"Are you sure?" asks the representative on the phone. "This is our most rigorous program." "Absolutely," he replies, "I haven't felt this good in years."

The next day there's a knock at the door; and when he opens it he finds a huge muscular guy standing there wearing nothing but pink running shoes and a sign around his neck that reads, "If I catch you, you are mine."

He lost 33 lbs that week...
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The man wants to lose weight, so he chases after a hot girl.
The man wants to lose more weight, so he chases after a hotter girl.
Then the man wants to lose even more weight, so he's forced to run away from a big man.
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This place is great! I will be returning with coworkers, friends and family! I ordered the Philly Hoagie, and, while it was technically not a hoagie but a dressed up cheesesteak, it was delicious! The fries are decent and taste like they were made from potatoes in the kitchen instead of frozen. This place is easy to get to and has a clean eating area if a little small. The service was reasonable and the staff were friendly.
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Friendly service and I will be going back again for my next vehicle.
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Pretty good selection - nothing out of the ordinary. The sesame chicken was REALLY good though!
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Fantastic burger! The #1 Burger on the menu, the Mom Burger, is a bit intimidating with grilled onions, jalapeños, mushrooms, and other non-traditional toppings so I went the safe route with mayo-lettuce-tomato cheeseburger combo. Just greasy enough for flavor, but not dripping onto your hands; it was great! Fries are generously seasoned for a great flavor too. Two thumbs up on the food. The décor is pretty standard red and white checkerboard, and the seating is confusing. I was hoping for individual tables, but it is laid out more like a cafeteria. It wasn't crowded when I went in, but if it had been, I would have had to sit near strangers. The first table I sat at nearly fell over because there was a missing shim on the leg, so I moved. Service was good too. I mentioned the intimidating Mom Burger, but the young woman who took my order was super-helpful in guiding me to a burger I wanted. The wait wasn't bad for the food to be brought to me either. I would recommend this place to anyone!
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Mena's is great! We ordered our food and it came out quickly, and it came fresh, and it came delicious! The ground meat was high quality and the food was excellent. The staff were prompt and friendly, and the value on their lunch specials was superb. I would return many, many times.
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Love the food. It's not gourmet or anything, but it's great buffet-style pizza. The slices are literally bite-sized and I can shove an entire slice in my mouth if I'm feeling especially piggish. They often have decent coupons on their website, so my coworkers and I like to take advantage of their specials regularly.
Food: Very goodDecor: Very goodService: Good
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