I can't speak a word of English. On weekends I write greeting cards, and then mail them to myself. I usually regret getting my hair cut. I don't really like the word, "moist." Sometimes I imagine that my middle name is Edgar. Stepping in gum will ruin the next three days for me. I am not allergic to cats, but wish that I was. I once thought of a rhyme for "orange," but then forgot what it was. If I had to do it all over again, I would consider it for about twenty minutes, and then decide not to. I coined the phrase, "Don't go there, girlfriend." I watched the Weather Channel for three days straight in April 1992. I keep a row boat tied to my roof in case there is a really big flood. I believe circling a parking lot for ten minutes to find a slightly closer space is time well spent. I won an Oscar for Best Supporting Actor for my portrayal of Short Round in Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom.