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Joseph Nelson
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A Bit of an LOL
I try to limit these posts to parodies of the Book of Mormon, but I just saw something that I thought was worth a laugh - a website focusing on science fiction and fantasy entertainment has listed the Book of Mormon as being a fairytale. You can find it here.

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Intro to the Book of Mormon
An account chiseled by tools held by the hand of Mormon
which did receive instructions from his brain, upon plates which had already
been written upon by Nephi, but which had to be erased to make room for this
abridgment – a laborious task I assure you! Whe...

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11)       And
now, my son, I have somewhat more to say unto thee than what I said unto thy
brother; for behold, hasn’t thou seen how much better he is than thee?  Why art thou so worthless? 22)       For
thou didst return home early from thy mission, boasti...

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From the Other Words of Moroni (Guest Contributor 2) Ether Chapter 2
From the Other Words of Moroni (Guest Contributor 2) Ether
Chapter 2 1 And it came to pass
that Jared and his brother (whose name is actually Mahonri Moriancumer, but
whose name must be avoided for no discernable reason and whom I shall call the
bitch of Ja...

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Alma 31 1. Now it came to pass
that after Alma had been taunted to tears by Richard Dawkins, he did receive
word that the Zoramites were perverting the ways of the Lord and Zoram, who was
their leader, was leading the hearts of the people to bow down to gre...

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From the other words of Moroni (guest contributor), Alma Chapter 32
1) And it came to pass,
that it came to pass that Alma and Amulek did barge into people's houses and
church services, preaching to them and condemning them for their way of life. 2) And it came to pass, that
it came to pass, that it had come to pass that af...
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