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flip McFliperson
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Memorial Day and Overstated Valor.
This past weekend I hope everybody enjoyed Memorial Day. A day set aside to give honor to the brave men and women who have made the ultimate sacrifice. As a veteran, I am glad I didn't have to pay that price.    It also a good time to call attention to the ...

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Things I Learned This Christmas.
Christmas is a time of giving and of sharing. And if you don't do it right, it's a time of yelling, and tears, and thrown cutlery. In an effort to help educate my gentle readers, I'll share with you some of the things I learned this Christmas. I'm the ghost...

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I Can't Believe How Stupid My Smartphone Is.
Hey. Is the boss there? Oh my God, where are you? Where have you been? Are you alright? Man the boss is going to kill you. She called in the cops and the FBI. Were you kidnapped? Did you go on the lamb after robbing a bank? What? No. I just went to my sched...

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Swing A Dead Cat.
Well you can, but they don't like it.  In all fairness, there are tons of ridiculously good looking men here as well.

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The Great Thing About Facebook.
My whole life I have been, what you might call, socially awkward. Or more accurately, socially inept. Although, people rarely use those phrases. Dork, nerd, spaz, weirdo, and freak, were more common. I just have a hard time fitting in. I am aware of my fail...

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That's How They Do It In The Movies.
Come in. Please sit down. No. On a chair. Sorry, I get nervous. People sit on chairs, not on the floor. I know, it's just that you look mad. And I get nervous. I think I pee'd a little. Gross! I am a little mad. Do you know why? Spam? What?! Your inbox is f...

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I Fear I've Been Gone Too Long.
How to begin? How about ; sometimes fears are justified.    My old house isn't selling, California is twice as expensive, I make less money than before, I'm living with in-laws, and I haven't written in four months. The jury is out on me turning into my fat...

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It sucks that the pics I'VE been drawing for MY blog, won't show up on Google+. 
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Terrifyingly Normal Fears.
When I was a child I was afraid of many things. I was afraid of the dark, horror movies and pretty girls. I was small and timid and life seemed so scary.     I grew up and joined the Marine Corps, and I even went into combat. But for the most part I was jus...
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