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Marlena Clarke
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Share for One Direction, +1 for the wanted. Ik I already did a diff pic of this but whatever. RESHARE IT!!! :D
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This is so funny!!!!
 
Several days ago as I left a meeting at a hotel; I desperately gave myself a personal TSA pat down.

I was looking for my keys. They were not in my pockets. A quick search in the meeting room revealed nothing.

Suddenly I realized I must have left them in the car. Frantically, I headed for the parking lot.

My husband has scolded me many times for leaving the keys in the ignition.
My theory is the ignition is the best place not to lose them.
His theory is that the car will be stolen.

As I burst through the door, I came to a terrifying conclusion. His theory was right. The parking lot was empty.

I immediately called the police. I gave them my location, confessed that I had left my keys in the car, and that it had been stolen.

Then I made the most difficult call of all, "Honey," I stammered; ( I always call him "honey" in times like these.)

"I left my keys in the car and it's been stolen."

There was a period of silence. I thought the call had been dropped, but then I heard his voice.

"Are you kiddin' me", he barked, "I dropped you off"!!!!!!!

Now it was my time to be silent. Embarrassed, I said, "Well, come and get me."

He retorted, "I will, as soon as I convince this cop I didn't steal your car."
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Hilarious.

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And I also love this song to!!!
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Every since +faith halter  had me listen to this song I have been listening to it ever day!!
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i finally know what it is :D

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+1 if you hate bullying. Share if you want to do something about it. Comment if it kills you.
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Just lost a game and now we don't have a wining streak and it wasn't even fair what the ref did to our team...
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But it's a cool pic!

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Hey me and my sisters are selling these necklaces and pencil pouches for a fundraiser  to help my sisters and I raise money for school trips and missions. So if you are interested in buying some the costs are $10.00 for necklaces and $15.00 for pencil pouches. If you need any more information just comment on it and I will try and answer it as soon as possible! And for the pouches my sister can do different  patterns....I'll try to get some samples posted soon!
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I know right! 
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Hey this thing is awesome!!!!!!!!!!!! and its all thanks to my friend Faith tkxs Faith!!!!!!!
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