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Ben Bryant
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Funniest when I'm in some state of distress.
Funniest when I'm in some state of distress.

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Obligatory plug post.  Opens May 12.  

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For those of you on G+-- both of you.

Friday night, Sarah Box was in an automobile accident that has her in the N[eurology] ICU at the Medical Center of Plano. Her condition is stable. Scans have not detected major internal trauma. There are some broken bones in her hip and face, but nothing that involves surgery. There is a small collapsed section of lung, but she's been breathing on her own since having a breathing tube removed. She is responding to hospital staff, but is agitated and still hasn't regained total consciousness, which is probably going to be a while. For now, we have to be patient and wait for her to heal, which is excruciating but understandable. 
The Boxes have lots of family support, as well as love from people who have offered your help so far. If you have any questions, or would like updates as they occur, please feel free to send me a text or message me here.  It's hard to say this because so many people are asking about how they can help, but right now all that's needed are the general good thoughts/prayers/sacrifices to Bofutu. Sarah needs peace, quiet and rest first and foremost. As soon as she gets cleared to move into a normal room, then you can start ordering the flowers and arranging visits. Until then, Jenny Stoneking has set up a GoFundMe link for Sarah's soon to be considerable expenses. If you want to send some ducats that way, it'll probably be the most I ask of you. In the meantime, thanks to everyone who's already said hello, and if you have any questions, ask.

Parents bought a new printer/scanner after experiencing 2 years of multiple problems with their HP Deskjet.  I took the old boy home with me and, for the price of an ink cartridge, had it operating perfectly in minutes.  I believe this is what's called "The Long Con."

Look, I'm not going to pretend I've got votive candles lit in my window or anything, but an old friend of mine is in Temple tonight losing his battle with cancer.  If you're the praying type and have a moment, please give some thought to Dennis Martin and his wonderful wife, Jane.  

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Mother's Rheumatologist.  Good man. 

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Nice cover from what I'm pretty sure is the set of "Hee Haw."

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What I wish US talk shows were like.  With the exception of the vermin.

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The cast of Archer Live.  L-R: Lucky Yates (Krieger), Amber Nash (Pam), Chris Parnell (Cyril), Aisha Tyler (Lana), and H. Jon Benjamin (Sterling Archer).  Dirty, Dirty, funny people.
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Yeah, Rayne- me, too.  
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