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(No longer) Evil Weaver
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#dream40 - Pile 'em high. Sell 'em cheap.
#dream40 - Pile 'em high. Sell 'em cheap.

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+Bottom did well in Pyramus and Thisbe. Not the best actor perhaps... but not the worst performance ever… but what do people expect from such a dedicated weaver! My transformation seems permanent. I think it’s time to return to Sparta and start a new charity. I think I’ll name it after my favourite person… and call it The Bottom Admirers Society. #dream40  
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I am a changed man. +Bottom is now my hero! Perhaps I should change my name now to Nick Good? #dream40

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Dear Customers, since my rash statements daring the fairies… it seems I have been grossly affected by a terrible affliction. I must tell you the truth about everything. Perhaps it is some sort of magic out of the +Fairy World. The fur we source is from endangered animals. Our clothes are made by children. I take extortionate profits. Some of our products are stolen. I pay no tax. The truth is +Bottom is a much better weaver. I’m not actually a weaver at all, but a terrible human being. Finally, I wish I didn’t have to admit to all this. But I do. #dream40   #saul   #damascus  

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THEY SAY FAIRIES HAVE TRANSFORMED +BOTTOM! WELL I DARE THE FAIRIES TO COME DOWN HERE +Robin Goodfellow OUR STORE IS FITTED WITH ALL NEW ANTI-MAGIC! GUARANTEED TO BE AS RELIABLE AS ALL OUR OTHER PRODUCTS! #dream40 #shoddy
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'+BOTTOM IS BUT A PATCHED FOOL! BUT WE’RE NOT FOOLS FOR PATCHES! JUST FORGET THRIFT AND THROW AWAY YOUR OLD STUFF AND BUY NEW STUFF FROM US! #dream40
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YOU’VE LEFT IT TOO LATE TO GET YOUR WEDDING OUTFIT? OF COURSE YOU HAVE! BUT FEAR NOT, WE’VE SOURCED LOW GRADE MATERIALS MADE WITHOUT MUCH CARE SO YOU DON’T HAVE TO PAY MUCH! #dream40
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WE HAVE ALL KINDS OF ATHENIAN GARMENTS! DRESS LIKE A TYRANT, A PHILOSOPHER OR A SLAVE! WE HAVE IT ALL! #dream40
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RUMOURS ARE THAT YOUR LOCAL UNRELIABLE WEAVER +BOTTOM HAS BEEN TURNED INTO AS ASS! COULD SOON BE ALL THE RAGE! GET YOUR OWN NOVELTY MONSTER HEADS HERE! #dream40
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ARE YOU RETURNED FROM A VOYAGE, RICH WITH MERCHANDISE? NO? THEN COME DOWN TO WORLD OF EVIL AND BUY OUR MERCHANDISE! #dream40
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THESE PYJAMAS NOW IN AT WORLD OF EVIL! ALSO GET YOUR DONKEY ONESIES! AND ILL MET BY MOONLIGHT NEGLIGEES! #dream40 #pyjamas #onesies #negligees
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