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bob melonosky
Worked at National Lampoon as a Contributing Writer for a couple of months until we all were replaced with videos of frat guys peeing in their pants -- but I'm not bitter.
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Serious sideboob, holy eggplants and sexy churros.  That's a buffet worth waiting on line for.
Another Post Courtesy of the The Daily Mail - I kid Rupert Murdoch a lot when we see each other at the Friar's Club but his rag does supply an endless assortment of crap for my blog. When you really, really need to see cel...
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Lindsay Lohan makes out with Monica Lewinsky and Hillary Clinton and a new TV show, Keeping Up With the Kennedys.
Another Post Courtesy of the The Daily Mail - I kid Rupert Murdoch a lot when we see each other at the Friar's Club but his rag does supply an endless assortment of crap for my blog. When you really, really need to see cel...
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Viewing the world through Kim Kardashian's lens, Barbie bends her knees, and the pursuit of the elusive white whale.
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Why World Cup Soccer Sucks - Final 2014 Update
A Brazilian pussy named Fred and a Japanese referee named Yuichi kill the World Cup.
Against my better judgement, I, a red-blooded American, sat down to watch Brazil vs. Croatia. Croatia was playing energetic, aggressive, pushing forward instead of making a hundred meaningless passes. Croatia was ahead 1-0 wh...
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Kim Kardashian frocks the Amish, Jenny from the Block has a cock, and I correct the english of the English.
Another Post Courtesy of the The Daily Mail - I kid Rupert Murdoch a lot when we see each other at the Friar's Club but his rag does supply an endless assortment of crap for my blog. When you really, really need to see cel...
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A golden shower for Kim Kayndashian, Selena seeks her central path, and wide open wienerschnitzel.
Another Post Courtesy of the The Daily Mail - I kid Rupert Murdoch a lot when we see each other at the Friar's Club but his rag does supply an endless assortment of crap for my blog. When you really, really need to see cel...
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This Week's Rejected Daily Mail Comments -- 7/10/14
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crap for my blog. When you really, really need to see celebrity nipples poking through ski...
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Elephant seals. walruses, dolphins and Selena Gomez.
Another Post Courtesy of the The Daily Mail - I kid Rupert Murdoch a lot when we see each other at the Friar's Club but his rag does supply an endless assortment of crap for my blog. When you really, really need to see cel...
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Pole dancing, donut eating, Cersei drawing, and biting satirical wit.
Another Post Courtesy of the The Daily Mail - I kid Rupert Murdoch a lot when we see each other at the Friar's Club but his rag does supply an endless assortment of crap for my blog. When you really, really need to see cel...
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Why World Cup Soccer Sucks -- 4 Years Later
Sports is the only thing I consistently watch on TV with the following two exceptions, Game of Thrones and Orphan Black. I want to like soccer. I want to fill the empty void in my life with hours and hours of enjoyable games. Unfortunately, FIFA football su...
Sports is the only thing I consistently watch on TV with the following two exceptions, Game of Thrones and Orphan Black. I want to like soccer. I want to fill the empty void in my life with hours and hours of enjoyable games...
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I rant about Don Zimmer and the classless Yankee radio broadcast driven by Jeep.
Last night I found out about the death of Don Zimmer while listening to the Yankee game on the WFAN Yankees Radio Network Driven by Jeep. It went something like this, understand I'm paraphrasing a bit: Suzyn Walman:  Oh my,...
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Khloe Kardashian lets a bunch of men walk all over her, Arnold had twins and Debra Messing shares her twins with us.
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  • National Lampoon as a Contributing Writer for a couple of months until we all were replaced with videos of frat guys peeing in their pants -- but I'm not bitter.
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Melonosky. Bob Melonosky.
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Created UncleMelon.com, the 43,560th most popular website of the 2000s. I wrote the bit, "How to Eat Pussy," that garnered 270 million readers and 269 million happier pussies.
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