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bob melonosky
Worked at National Lampoon as a Contributing Writer for a couple of months until we all were replaced with videos of frat guys peeing in their pants -- but I'm not bitter.
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Bambi Jenner writes a book and other nonsense.
Another Post Courtesy of the The Daily Mail - I kid Rupert Murdoch a lot when we see each other at the Friar's Club but his rag does supply an endless assortment of crap for my blog. When you really, really need to see cel...
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Monologue Jokes I Tried to Sell to Jay Leno
The Gunman starring Sean Penn.  Because Liam Neeson was busy that week. It's going to snow again in New York City and residents don't seem
too happy about the idea of another 2 to 5 inches.  Kind of like when
Jimmy Fallon and I take turns with my wife. "I...
The Gunman starring Sean Penn.  Because Liam Neeson was busy that week. It's going to snow again in New York City and residents don't seem too happy about the idea of another 2 to 5 inches.  Kind of like when Jimmy Fallon and...
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The Daily Mail -- "All the Boobs That's Fit to Print"  including serious cleavage, ample cleavage and EXTREME cleavage.
Another Post Courtesy of the The Daily Mail - I kid Rupert Murdoch a lot when we see each other at the Friar's Club but his rag does supply an endless assortment of crap for my blog. When you really, really need to see cel...
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This Week's Rejected Daily Mail Comments -- 2/12/15
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each other at the Friar's Club but his rag does supply an endless assortment of
crap for my blog. When you really, really need to see celebrity nipples poking through ski...
Another Post Courtesy of the The Daily Mail - I kid Rupert Murdoch a lot when we see each other at the Friar's Club but his rag does supply an endless assortment of crap for my blog. When you really, really need to see cel...
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Steve Doocy of Fox News blames Disney for femi-Nazis and Jennifer Lawrence poses naked with a big snake.
Another Post Courtesy of the The Daily Mail - I kid Rupert Murdoch a lot when we see each other at the Friar's Club but his rag does supply an endless assortment of crap for my blog. When you really, really need to see cel...
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A New Bill Belichick Book by Lacey Noonan and Me
Deflated Balls to Remember A new book by Lacey Noonan (with Bob Melonosky) Selected Excerpts from Deflated Balls to Remember: "When Bill's balls broke the plane of my end zone, I felt the pressure decrease, pound after pound after pound, until he showered m...
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Chloe's crusty crustacean hidey hole, Busy fills her lips with non-crustacean orgasms and Bristol ensnares another.
Another Post Courtesy of the The Daily Mail - I kid Rupert Murdoch a lot when we see each other at the Friar's Club but his rag does supply an endless assortment of crap for my blog. When you really, really need to see cel...
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A Kim Kardashian kreampie, the healing power of man boobs and a new, live action version of The Corpse Bride.
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Kardashian Kars Komics, free bumper stickers for your Bentley and a love letter to Anna Kendrick.
Another Post Courtesy of the The Daily Mail - I kid Rupert Murdoch a lot when we see each other at the Friar's Club but his rag does supply an endless assortment of crap for my blog. When you really, really need to see cel...
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I Got Your Cheese Right Here!
Who Moved My Cheese? My boss, who is always 15 years behind the curve, finally made us read the book Who Moved My Cheese?   It's a story about two whiny, frightened little human employees that learn a valuable lesson in proper subordination from two brave, ...
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All-Black Ghostbusters Cast Announced
The all-new, all-Black Ghostbusters are here.  Bill Cosby, Richard Ayoade, the chubby guy from Key and Peele and Adam Sandler ain't afraid of no ghosts! With the success of the all-Black Annie and the upcoming all-female Ghostbusters , the studio gave the g...
The all-new, all-Black Ghostbusters are here.  Bill Cosby, Richard Ayoade, the chubby guy from Key and Peele and Adam Sandler ain't afraid of no ghosts! With the success of the all-Black Annie and the upcoming all-female Ghos...
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Bill Belichick's Balls
Is anybody really surprised that Bill Belichick has deflated balls?
Is anybody really surprised that Bill Belichick has deflated balls?
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  • National Lampoon as a Contributing Writer for a couple of months until we all were replaced with videos of frat guys peeing in their pants -- but I'm not bitter.
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Melonosky. Bob Melonosky.
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Created UncleMelon.com, the 43,560th most popular website of the 2000s. I wrote the bit, "How to Eat Pussy," that garnered 270 million readers and 269 million happier pussies.
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