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Xolani Heylon
Dont sweat nothing petty, dont pet nothing sweaty
Dont sweat nothing petty, dont pet nothing sweaty


Who run the world, GIRLS
Who run the girls ....BOYS

It aint boasting if you can back it up

So next time you see me on your fallopian(tube)
Though the jewelry’s Egyptian, know the hunger’s Ethiopian -Kanye West

Anything you say after "I went through your phone" will not only be ignored, but is also grounds for immediate termination ummmmmK
- Xolani Heylon

First things first, I poppa, freaks all the honeys
Dummies - playboy bunnies, those wantin’ money
Those the ones I like ‘cause they don’t get nathan’
But penetration, unless it smells like sanitation
Garbage, I turn like doorknobs
TRANSLATION: As a general rule, I perform deviant sexual acts with women of all kinds, including but not limited to those with limited intellect, nude magazine models, and prostitutes. I particularly enjoy sexual encounters with the latter group as they are generally disappointed in the fact that they only receive penile intercourse and nothing more, unless of course, they douche on a consistent basis.

Stupidity and ignorance should be crimes punishable by , Reading a damm book

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Fellas, stop Lying to women telling them, your mother lives with you when you know damn well it's the other way around. You still in the same lil room with the New edition posters, going in the kitchen for a "plate" LOL

Allow , myself to introduce......Myself.
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