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Bryan Lambert
Works at Hennepin County
Attended Western Connecticut State University
Lived in Minneapolis, MN
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In which I compare a high-ranking British Catholic unfavorably to Sulu.
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I'm pretty sure they know it doesn't work. The question is, will they and can they change how they deal with it not working? Transubstantiated 8--Ball says "Not LIkely".
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Lady trips, mean tweet, song about boobs... none of these things are in today's column, and only one of them might end up in a future one. Depending on how big the outrage blast radius gets.

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I read this earlier but only just now got the title. It's amazing how quickly the BIGGEST THING IN THE WORLD slips from memory. It's like when I see BP is about to go on trial and I say, "What did they do?" Also, you shouldn't use the c word until a girl is at least 11.
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Today: Why we should start embracing and celebrating abortion.

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There are signs of hope on this. Todd Akin's inability to speak in code let people who weren't paying attention know how the GOP really felt. The result was a reversal on the Presidential level. Instead of the Republican proudly standing on the bridge yelling, "YOU SHALL NOT PASS," to abortionists while Democrats meekly mumbled about how abortion should be legal even though it was the worst thing ever, you had Obama firmly talking about a woman's right to choose while Romney could only respond that abortion wasn't part of his agenda.
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Pope, Supreme Court Justice, and Pundit - the only jobs that come with lifetime appointments.

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Easy target? Maybe. But still and always until about two weeks after he dies, a valid target.
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I think we can all agree how awesome this would be.

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Dear Bryan,

We received your application for Pope and while we find your credentials to be exemplary, we have decided to go another direction and just dissolve the church. Thank you again for your interest.

Sincerely,
Rome
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Three more reasons to hate rich people.
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Yeah, Mickelson the job creator. I guess he's got his caddie, and his agent makes a few bucks off of him. And the publicist he pays to resurrect his image when he puts a foot in it.
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I don't know what's worsebetter. That this is a thing that exists, or that this is a thing that actually works.

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Big pile of recent posts to Forkbastard lately - hake loins, Chipotle knockoffs, more about fried chicken, and Ethiopian chicken.

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Every time I think I've got a handle on how these people think, another one comes along and surprises me with an exciting new angle.
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This is as topical as I can be without mentioning Russian meteorites, cruise ship poop, or the Harlem Shake.

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The real scandal with Rubio is that he has yet to thank whoever it was that recorded and broadcast the whole speech with his Tracfone.
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Today: Fun With Drones.

Also, tomorrow's a bonus column day, for those who keep track of such things.
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E-Learning Developer
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  • Hennepin County
    Training Specialist, present
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Minneapolis, MN - Shelton, CT - Danbury, CT - Rochester, NY
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Power User, cruel cruel man, got the whole process in the palm of his hand.
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Hardline? Terence Trent D'arby. Terence Trent D'Arby? Hardline.
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Author of You Are Dumb (www.youaredumb.net) and Forkbastard (www.forkbastard.com).
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