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Bryan Lambert
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Power User, cruel cruel man, got the whole process in the palm of his hand.
Power User, cruel cruel man, got the whole process in the palm of his hand.

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In which I compare a high-ranking British Catholic unfavorably to Sulu.

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Today:

Three more reasons to hate rich people.

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Lady trips, mean tweet, song about boobs... none of these things are in today's column, and only one of them might end up in a future one. Depending on how big the outrage blast radius gets.


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I don't know what's worsebetter. That this is a thing that exists, or that this is a thing that actually works.


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Today: Why we should start embracing and celebrating abortion.


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Big pile of recent posts to Forkbastard lately - hake loins, Chipotle knockoffs, more about fried chicken, and Ethiopian chicken.


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Every time I think I've got a handle on how these people think, another one comes along and surprises me with an exciting new angle.

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Pope, Supreme Court Justice, and Pundit - the only jobs that come with lifetime appointments.


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This is as topical as I can be without mentioning Russian meteorites, cruise ship poop, or the Harlem Shake.


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Easy target? Maybe. But still and always until about two weeks after he dies, a valid target.
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